AN: Oh dear god what the fuck am I doing someone please help me.
Knuckles made Shadow and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my phallid face. Shadow comforted me. When we got back to the ADADEMY Knuckles took us to Professor Jet and Professor Rogue who were both very angry.
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Death Egg!" he yelled in a furious voice.
"Why did you do that you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor Rogue.
"HOW DARE YOU?" demanded Professor Jet.
And then Shadow shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"
Everyone was quiet. Knuckles and Rogue still looked mad but Professor Jet said "FINE, WHATEVER. GET THE FUCK OUTA BACK TO YOUR CAVES OR SOME SHIT."
Shadow and I went back to the Zone while the teachers glared at us.
"Are you okay, Ebony?" Shadow asked me gently.
"Yeah, I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's side of the Zone and brushed my fangs and my hair and changed into a lower-cut black floor-length dress with crimson red lace all around it and black 2 inch high heels. When I came out...
Shadow was standing in front of the bathroom covered in the blood of several other students who tried to stop him. He stood on top of one of the bodies and belted out "Mario Kart: Double Dash" by Gamecube. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be here. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back to his room.