The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was ripped to shreds and a matching top with red human skulls adorning it and half inch high-heeled boots that were neon black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two pentagrams(GEDDIT) in my ears. I grabbed a can of spray paint and "dyed" my hair bright purple.
In the middle of Station Square, I ate some Boo Berry cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of green blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled all over my hot, sexy body.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted it instantly when I looked up into the pale blue face of a gothic hedgehog with spiky blue quills with red caps on the tips. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was feeling naked (ew not really thas jsu nasty). He had on globs of black lipstick. He didn't have his gloves on anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses so his green eyes were now the shade of Shadow's. He had some MANLY stubble on his chin. He had a really kinda annoying voice, almost like he was mocking me with every word he was saying. He looked kinda like Reggie that my body got all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection.
"Sorry toots, I didn't see you there." he said in a mocking voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"The name's Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog. But people around here usually call me Darcula these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed
"Because I like the taste of human blood and I've taken the idea of putting people's heads on spikes after I plow through them at the speed of sound, causing their body parts fly away in every direction. That is, if there's parts left in the first place." he giggled.
"Well I am a vampire." I proudly confessed.
"Woah, really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared at the top of my lungs.
We sat down and talked a while about maiming people. Then Shadow came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.