Shadow and I held our pale hands with black nail polish as we dodged the bouncers. I was was wearing red red Satanist songs on my nails in in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat souns like a Maru Stue to u?). I waved to Darcula. Dark misery was in his bloodshot eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Shadow. We went into his room and locked the door. Then...
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took off my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his shoes. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he made his boy's thingy appear and he put it in mine and we HAD TEH SEX. (c is DAT stupid?)
Oh Shadow, Shadow!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Shadows arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words...DARCULA 4 EVA!
I was so furious, yet mildly turned on. I didn't want to admit THAT part to myself yet.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of bed.
"Wha?" he sad, before catching on to what I saw. "No! NO! But you don't understand!" Shadow pleaded. But I knew too much.
"No ,you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have SPACE AIDS anyway!"
I tossed on some clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Shadow stumbled trying to put on his shoes so he forgot to put his gigantic you-know-what away, so it flopped around as ran after me. I stomped out, tossing one of the bouncers in his face so that he flew back and slammed his door. I burst through the walls of the school until I was in Darcula's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Jet and some people.
"DRACULA THE HEDGEHOG, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.