AN: Shit man why am I doing this to myself someone save me please.
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Shadow came into the room, accidentally mushroom stamped some poor girl with his gigantic thingie as it flopped around, and begged me to take him back.
"Ebony! It's not what you think!" Shadow screamed sadly. The twelve year old girl cried to herself in the corner.
My friend B'loody Mary Hedgehog smiled at me understandingly. She flipped her ginormous black-dyed quills and opened her gigantic crimson eyes (She, too, was wearing contacts.) She had pale pink fur she was trying to hide by dying it black. Amy was kidnapped when she was born. Her parents were two humans who worked in a Nuclear Power Plant and gave birth to a mutant so the police tried to come and kill them and the abomnination but instead they tore open a portal in time and flung her into the future, where FURRIES WERE LAW. Now she seeks a way to get back home, and avenger her parents! But she likes me. It also turns out that she's a Satanist so she's with us in Casino Night instead of Emerald Hill.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU COCKFAGS DOING IN MY FUCKING CLASS?" Jet said in a cold voice but no one paid any attention to him.
"Dracula, I can't believe you cheated on me with Shadow!" I shouted a him.
Everyone gasped. Jet continued to scream and rave. I heard a tree fall in the woods.
SUDDENLY, I could read Shadow's mind!
I don't understand why Ebony is so mad at me! Shadow thought. I went out with Dracula for awhile but then he broke my heart. he dumped me because he liked Sally, some stupid preppy bitch. We were just good friends now. Shadow's mind sighed. He had gone through some really tough times with Robotnik and now he's gone all gothic.
"But I'm not interested in Shadow anymore!" said Dracula.
"Yeah fucking right! I hope you eat shit and die!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and stole one of the school buses and drove off to the Death Egg where I had lost my virillity to Shadow and then i started to cry like a little bitch.