AN: HERE WE GO FOLKS. TIME TO KICK THIS SHIT INTO OVERDRIVE.
I was so mad and sad (and turned on, still not wanting to admit how hot it was) at Shadow for cheating on me. I began to cry against the wall where Shadow first cockslapped me.
Then all of a sudden some creepy music started playing and a fat, egg shaped man in some kinda half-bubble descended down from the ceiling and moving twords me! He had this giant red mustache and he was wearing this really strange red vest. It was...Dr. Robotnik!
"NO!" I shouted in a scared way but then Robotnik shot em in the leg with a laser and I couldn't run away.
"ZAP MOTHERFUCKER!" I shouted at him as lightning shot out of my hand and his pod thing expoded. Robotnik landed safely on the ground, with no damage whatsoever ot him. how does he DO that?
"Ebony!" he yelled. "You must kill Dracula the Hedgehog!"
I thought about Dracula and his sexy eye and his gothic quills and how his face reminded me of Reggie in a really creepy way. I remembered that Shadow's thoughts told me that I didn't understand that he was a homolust anthro and he went out with Dracula way long ago.
"No! RoBUTTnik!" I shouted back.
Robotnik shot me in the other leg, and tossed some kind of syringe at my feet.. "No! Please!" I begged.
"You WILL!" he yelled. "If you don't kill that hedgehog, then I will just have to kill your beloved Shadow!"
"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.
Robotnik gave me a 'Bitch, please' look. "Are you dense? Every dumb bitch wants Shadow." he answered cruelly. "And if you don't kill that goddamn hedgehog, then you know what will happen to Shadow!" he shouted. Then he jumped back onto his Egg-O-Matic and flew away, cackling all the way.
I was so scared and mad (even turned on by this, eeirely.) that I had no idea that I was bleeding all over the floor. Suddenly Shadow warped in to the space station.
"SHAODW!" I said. "Hi!"
"Hey." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and really messy eyeliner kind of like a trapezoid (LOLOLOL) between Reggie and Iwata.
"Are you okay?" I asked, forgetting about my two burned, and possibly broken, legs.
"Nope." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you had THE SPACE AIDS and I was going to die a horrible death at the hands of the enemy." I expelled.
"That's okay." He said all depressed as he grabbed me and tossed me out of the Space station and we made it back to THE ACADEMY making out as we fell from orbit.