Sun and Moon

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Ch. 5: Too Much Information

JPOV

I had been elected to drive, so we were currently speeding towards town. After a brief debate over which movie to see, the unanimous decision was go see some movie called New Moon. It was yet another one of the excuses Hollywood called a vampire flick. In this one, some girl, probably a dumb blonde, gets left by her vamp boyfriend then must choose between saving his sorry ass or hooking up with her werewolf friend. Seriously, who comes up this stuff? What girl with any sense of self-respect would want to kiss some hairy mutt when she could get some hard-core vampire lovin'? I really need to stop hanging out with Emmett so much, I thought.

Bella had been quiet since she fled the house and her emotions were all over the place. Embarrassment rolled off her as she tried not to look at anybody. Something happened when Ali and Rose had taken her upstairs to change. Kate cast curious glances at their humorous expressions. I sent waves of calm to my baby sister then gave in to my own curiosity.

"Why exactly are we going to a movie when we have a ton of them at home," I asked innocently.

"Because Mom and Dad are going to be playing dress up as foreplay before wild sex, it's my way of thanking her for having to be away from him during my transition. I already picked out the costumes and warmed up the pomegranate scented oil," Bella replied casually.

Me, Emmett, Alice and Rose were stunned at her directness. In fact, I nearly wrecked the car. Thankfully, we were close to town so I was able to park soon afterward. Kate snickered at our reactions and looked at her mate with an arched eyebrow.

"Which one did you give her," she asked excitedly.

"The Spartan Warrior and Aphrodite," Bells answered and the pair giggled.

"That is good one; but I prefer Aphrodite and Andromeda. You didn't give Esme my Aphrodite costume, did you," Kate commented then looked concerned over the question at the end.

"God, no; I bought her one of her own while I was in town this morning," my sister exclaimed.

That seemed to snap the other girls back to reality while my brother and I remained in shock. Rose jumped into the conversation and I just wanted to crawl into a hole and bury myself so I couldn't hear their words.

"Geez Bells, you talk about sex so casually but when Alice and I found your bag of new toys you got all embarrassed," Rosalie said mischievously.

"Rosie, talking about sex in one thing but that doesn't mean I want my sisters finding stuff," Bella whined then pouted.

"New toys, what kind," Kate queried, and it was obvious that she was a little too interested in the answer for my taste, or Emmett's.

"She bought silk restraints, a blindfold, a suede flogger, a dildo that made Em look small and a harness to wear it with," my wife chirped happily.

Kate smiled coyly as Bella whined, "Alllliiiiice!"

Emmett looked like he was about to protest the whole size thing when the two of us noticed Rosalie. She held up her hands to demonstrate how long it was, then to show its width. Our eyes bugged out and we looked at the once shy human that was our baby sister.

"Hell no, you are taking those things back to the store, missy, and you and your girlfriend are not allowed to have sex in our home," I demanded Bella while my brother nodded his head in agreement.

"You are not one of my parents and have no say in what my mate and I do in the privacy of our own room," she hissed back.

"I am your older brother and you will obey me," I shot back before the memory of what happened earlier could stop me.

"Oh really, fine; if I can't have sex then neither will you or Emmett. Whenever any lustful thoughts cross your minds, you will think of our loving mother on her knees greedily devouring our father. If you touch yourselves or your wives try to arouse you in any way, you will remember what it is like to have our father fill you and the feel as he thrusts into you deeply. That should keep you cocks limp. We'll see which one of us breaks first," Bella seethed then jumped out of the Navigator.

"Idiot," Alice and Rosalie cried together as they followed after her.

"That's an even worse punishment then she gave Laurent," Kate commented as she shook her head with a sad smile.