So, I done did went all up to the dentist and they wuz like "Gurl, you got some clean teeth. Here let me take this thing and try to SCRAPE YOUR TEETH OUT YO HEAD."

Dentists and I don't get along..

So, whilst being poked and prodded upon, I started writing this chapter ~Special Edition!~

Cause its..A POEM~

Allow me to introduce you to..

Mr. Braceinface!

Twas a lonely little day up yonder in a place called Central City,
When a lonely little Homunculus decided to be witty.
"I'm very bored, and all my friends I've already ate,
So let's go to a dentist's office and set those bastards straight!"

Jolly old Envy journeyed towards his destination,
When suddenly a thought came to him and he yelled out in frustration.
"I don't look like a dentist," he realized, thinking a bit too late,
"I suppose I'll have to observe one, if I'm to set them straight."

He slunk quietly in, because he couldn't blow it this time.
When suddenly, upon his ears, fell an awful, awful ryhme.
"So now I'll pull my shiny tools out of their sterilized sheath,
Because, by God, I can't stop now, I want to clean your teeth!"

Curiosity bubbled and Envy entered quickly,
Only to find a child of five who was beginning to appear quite sickly.
The doctor swiveled around, and his jaw dropped to the floor,
"I'm sorry, little girl, but his teeth I long for MORE!"

Envy stepped back and began sprinting to leave,
"Err, excuse me, but I'm late for something, I believe!"
The pyscho caught up in no time flat (Man, he sure was fit),
"That's not necessary, my dear friend, come in and sit for a bit!"

Envy thought fast and came to the only logical answer,
"Back away now, foul beast, I'll give your children cancer!"
(He should've thought his threat out a bit better.)
"It's alright," says the man, "They're dead! Here's the letter!"

And from his pocket his doctor producted a crumpled, rumpled sheet
"Its okay, don't be shy, they really weren't that sweet."
Your children exploded, says the letter, It's conclusive that they died.
But, oh dentist friend of mine, might you have a look at your dear Clyde?

"She had the most BEAUTIFUL teeth," the man remembers with a sigh,
"Its too bad for this dear dad that I could only see them when she had to die."
Envy racks his brain for a way to scare the dentist shitless-
"RAWR! I'm a monster! Now you, like Hughes, are on my hit list!"

The doctor laughs manically and tousles Envy's hair,
"Come now son, come quietly, or I'll strap you to a chair."
Envy changed into a cute girl (oh how he loved that form)
"Goodbye!" He shouts, middle finger out, and begans running up a storm.

"Running, dear Envy, I'm sure you are beneath,
And anyhow, I mean no harm, I just WANT TO CLEAN YOUR TEETH!"
"I'm sorry to burst your bubble," Envy starts to shout,
"But my teeth are fine, as I'm sure you'll just find out!"

The doctor springs forward, latching on to Envy's sleeve,
And, yanking backward, he captures him with a heave.
"Your teeth..they sparkle!" The dentist shouts in joy,
And sticks his finger in Envy's mouth like he's little less than a toy.

Lust reaches out, amused, and pokes Envy with a nail-
"Hey little brother, (whom I'd LOVE to smother), you have an interesting wail."
Envy springs up, glares at Lust, and begins to say:
"Lust, go away, with you I have no beef.
"But Gluttony now..(Where is the fatty?) I WANT TO CLEAN HIS TEETH!"

Dooonnnn't ask...

Just don't..

XD

Hope you enjoyed!

~FullMetalCrayon..the one and only!~