AN: WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. Actually it's not. You might catch a cold of the stupid though.
We dashed to where Dr. Eggman's voice was comming from. It turned out that he wasn't there it ws that long nosed dick named Snivly. Shadow was crying tears of blood. Snivly was torturing him. Dracula and I ran in front of him.
"Pesky creatues, get out of here!" He shouted as we started shooting him with convientent Lightning guns he had laying Then suddenly he took another look at me and his heart erupted in a giant fountain of blood. His eyes began to grow into a deep red. "." he said.
"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snivly. I started laughing cruely. "What the fuck? You torture my boyfriend and then you expect me to fuck you? Well, alright." So he stuck his screwdriver in my bolt and we HAD SEX. The moment before he climaxed, owever, I ripped his nose off and soved it into his eyesocket, crushing is brain. Blood poured out of his head like a fountion. I happily drank it up as I climaxed.
"Noooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started running around and screaming. Then he fell down again and died. I burst into tears sadly.
"Snivly! What are you doing?" Called Eggman. Then...he started comming! All over thhe place! It got everywere. We could hear his member shudder as spurt after spurt clacked twords us. So we all jumped on Sonic's back and we juiced it out of there. We went to my room. Dracula vanised because he wasn't needed anymore in this chapter. There I started crying.
"What's wrong sugah?" asked Shadow as heh took off his shoes so we could screw. He hes a sex-pack (geddit cause he's so oh fuck it)and a really huge you-know-what (cause HE'S BLACK DOHOHOHO) and
"It's so unfair!" I yielded to no sign. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da ottter girls and preps except B'loody Mary she's just plain hot."
"Why would you wis to be less then perfect? Less then ULTIMATE? I don't like those preps anyway. They suck fucking sluts, unlike you." answered Shadow.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Jet and Vector took a video of me naked. ("That's hot," commented Shadow. I slapped him.) Big the Fucking Cat says he's in love with me. Dracula obviously wants in my pants and I just fucked Snivly for no real reason! I just wanna be with you okay Shadow! Why couldn't Satan have made me less ULTIMATE?" I shouted angrily. "I'm good at too many things! WHY WAS I MADE INTO A MARY-SUE? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I jumped out a window.