"Ebony! Ebony!" shouted Shadow sadly as he peeked through the window. "No! Please come baaaack!"
I couldn't hear him, I was falling. Besides, I was too mad.
"Whatever, now you can go and have hot hedgehog on hedgehog sex with Dracula!" I shouted, ignoring the fact I didn't hear a word he said. I warped spacial reality and crashed back into my room. I threw Shadow out the window I just jumped out of, and shut it, locking it wit my blood-red Jack Skeleington key. I started to weep and cry. I took a razor and hacked a piece of my arm off. I ate it all depressed. I then looked at my Dreamcast watch and noticed it was time to goto Biology class.
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Cock Goes Here on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Kojima all over them with blood red letters. I pulled my ebony black hair out and replaced it with ebony black hair. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did some random bullsit that had nothing to do with Biology at all. I was turning a blood soaked pentegram into a siny new black Telecaster when suddenly Shadow exploded out of the guitar, spraying everyone in a gigantic font of blood.
"Ebony I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I don't care what those fucker posers and preps do with their finks! You are the most ULTIMATE girl in the world! Before I met you all I wanted to do was to sky dieve out of Space Colonies! Now I just wanna fucking fuck you! I fucking love you!"
Then...he started to sing "My Body is Ready" (we considered tat our song because we fell in love when Reggie was singing it) rigt in front of the entire class! His singing voice was slightly off key and mildly erotic like a mosh between a bunch of really hot famous people you wouldn't know.
"OM-FGH!" I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared dumbfounded as blood dripped down their faces, but I just stuck up my middle fingers (tat were covered in black nail polish and entwined with Shadows [AN: Dear god that's gotta hurt.]) at them. "I love you!" I said and we kissed like some really sappy Teen Romance shit that girls my age watch and no one else. Then we went away holding hands. Vector tried to say someting but he stopped because a classmember unexpectedly imploded, sowering more blood and guts over the class. A student puked up his large intestine. We looked at eachother. Another classmate imploded. Then I saw a poster saying that Gamecube would be having another concert in Station Square. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went off together.