AN: This is the point were the writing goes to absolute shit in the original copy. I'm going to debate wheter to leave some of it as is or change it up so it reads better. Also, apologies for not actually., ya know, updating. I've kinda been slacking. EHEHE~

Edit: Probably fucking both. Some of the oomph is lost without the awkward phrasing. Also you have no idea how hard it was to not make an Evangelion joke here.

We ran happily to Station Square. There we saw the stage tat Gamecube had previously played. Tey were there again playing 'Kirby's Air Ride'. I was so fucking happy! Reggie looked even sexier ten e did in te pictures. Even Shadow thought so, I could totally see him getting a boner but it didn't matter cause I knew we were the only true one for each other. I was wearing a black leather mini-dress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Shadow was wearing his hover shoes, as normal. Anyway, we started moshing to Kirby's Air Ride. We frenched. We ran up to te front of the stage to band-dive. Suddenly, Reggie ripped off his face. So did the other band members. It wasn't them at all! It was...Dr. Robotnik and the Eggman Empire!

I snapped back to reality. Looking around, I was still in the middle of Biology class, blood caked all over the walls, Vector still looking unknowing what to do. Me and Shadow walked out.

"WTF Shadow I'm not going to a concert wit you!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened last time. Even if it's Reggie and te GameCubes and you KNOW how much I like them!"

"What, cause we had wild animal sex in the park?" Shadow said with a smug voice because guys like to brag about their you-know-what.

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yelled back agrily, flustered.

"We won't be doing that again." Shadow promised. "This time, we're going with a CALL GIRL."

"ONFG WHAT THE FUCK Are you going mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess you're gonna call a prep or Christina or wat now?"

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"Are you becoming a prep or what?" I shooted at him agrily. How DARE he convert to the heathen religion of the main!

"Enoby! I'm not! Please come with me!" He ducked under my lightning bolts and started singing 'Billie Hatcher and the Giant Egg' by GC to me.

I was flattened by the sheer tone of his vocal cords. That wasn't even a Greatest Hits, he memorized it just for me!

"Okay, I guess that'll do." I said all snooty and we frenced right there in the hallway for awile and then I went up to my room.

B'loody Mary had broken into my room and was proceeding to watch my copy of Night of the Living Dead . She looked up from my TV and said "NEKO NEKO DESU KAWAII" lazilly before she turned her attentation back over to the TV. "By the way, that fagclown brother Mhikal got expelled."

I was not surprised. "What's the reason this time?" I said, quite annoyed.

"He went off and joined a gang of mutants. They call themselves the 'Street Sharks'. They're probably off robbing a bank or something right now."

Well anyway we sat down feeling all depressed for no reason. We watced some really goffic movies like The House on Haunted Hill. "Maybe Mhikal will get shot by the police this time." I said.

"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head energeticially letargicially. "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, After I saw him run off with the Street Sharks, I stalked them for about a mile and proceeded to murder them in cold blood, one after another. I saved Mhikal for last. I made his deat EXCRUCIATINGLY painfull." She chuckled innocently. "Then Vector came along and raped all te corpses. I think he's a necropilac."

"Kawai." I commented happily. We thhen proceeded to make out for the rest of the movie.

"OH HEY BY THE way, I'm going to a concert wit Shadow tonigt in Station Square wit GC." I sed. "I need to wear like the hottest EVA outfit."

B'loody Mairy Nodded shook her ead ENERGeticIALLY. "Oh holy shit let's go shopping."

"AT HAWT TAWPICK RIGHT?" I asked as I whipped out my special HAWT TAWPICK LOIYALTI CARDO.

"No." she said. My head snaped.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAA?" My head spun three hundred and sisty degrees. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary Nodded are you a PREP?"

She just laughed. "Oh no. I just found some cool goffic stores near THE ACADEMY, that's all.

"Hu told you about them?" I asked, sure that it wan't Hu, but probably Shadow, or Baal, or Dracula (actually FUCK Darcula rigt now. Wit a giant 40' dildo.) Or me. Or my other self.

"Actually it was Inspector Knuckles." She said. "Let's go call our Giant Plot Birds."

"ONGFFG KNUCKLES?" I asked quietly?

"Yea I saw the map for Station Square on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."

We hopped out the window onto our Giant black Pheonixes and flew off to Station Square. We ended up going to a few Punk/Goff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts that are held weekly in Station Square. The salesperson was ONG HOTTER THEN REGGIE EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da REAL GOFFS."

"Da REAL GOFFS?" Me and B'loody Mary Nodded asked?

"Ya you wouldn't believe how many posers we have in tis town man! Yesterday Vector and Jet came in ere and tried to by a Goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I didn't even know there WAS sc a ting as a Goffic camera pouch, let alone them owning a camera!"

"ONFG THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN" I cried, running out of the changing room with a long black dress with lots of red tulle comming out and giant holes where my ginormous tits could hang out.

"Oh my SATAN you have to have that outfit." The salesperson said.

"Yeah it looks totally hot." said B'loody Mary Nodded.

"Ya know what, I think I'm gonna just go against all store policy and give you that dress. It'll probably get me fired but who the hell cares?" he shrugged. "Hey, you wouldn't happen to be going to the GameCube concert tonight?"

"Yeah, I am." I looked back at him. "Hey by te way my name is Ebony Dark'ness Demtia VLAD Way. What's yours?

"Julian Rob." He said and ran a hand through his tick, lucious red mane. "Maybe I'll see you there tonight?"

"Yea probably. Just look for me next to my BOYFRIEND Shadow, it won't be hard to miss us." I said, but before he could speak again, Big the Cat air-dropped in through the roof. "OMNFG ENOBDY YO NEED OT GEET BACK INTO THE CHOPPAH NAOW!"