A/N: This is one of my favorite chapters! I hope you like reading it as much as I liked writing it!

Warning: Language! May cause side splitting laughter!

A Chance of a Lifetime – Chapter 35

They separated as they fell. Both men grunted as they slammed the sticky ground, sounds of disgust coming out as they slowly got to their feet. They both glanced around, before looking at each other.

"Damn it!" Vegeta shouted, "We got tricked by Buu!" He jerked in surprise a moment later.

"Hey," he asked warily, eying Goku. "We're separated."

They both looked at one another, before Vegeta took his earring off with a sound of disgust, smashing it in his hand. He let the pieces fall, listening to Kakkarot yell.

"Why'd you do that Vegeta!?" Goku asked, his eyes widening. "We might need to fuse again!"

"Not again!" Vegeta stated loudly, curling his lip. "It's too weird!"

"Well, you got a point," Goku murmured, before narrowing his eyes on the prince. "Especially when you made out with your wife!"

Vegeta smirked, amusement in his eyes. It slowly spread into a grin as he spoke.

"What's the matter Kakkarot!? She too much for you to handle!?"

He barked with laughter as Goku's face reddened.

"NO! It was just weird okay! Don't do it again." He looked down at the pieces on the ground. "Well, I guess we don't have to worry about that now."

They looked around again, furrowing their brows.

"I guess the fusion allowed us to keep our bodies. Buu didn't absorb us," Vegeta stated, starting forward. Goku followed, his eyes narrowing. They walked a few feet when a loud bang sounded behind them.

"GODDAMN! SON OF A BITCH! MOTHER FUCK-"

"Trista!" Goku shouted, cutting her off as his mouth hung open.

She growled, pounding her fist on the ground beneath her. She glanced up, a pissed look on her face. She jumped up, stalking towards them. They could tell she was gritting her teeth.

"That no good pink bubblegum looking bast-"

"Hey!" Goku said loudly, flushing slightly. "What's with all the foul language!"

Trista glared at him. "If you hadn't noticed," she snapped, narrowing her eyes. "We're in this pink trash can! So excuse me, DAD! If I say a few choice words!"

She glanced around, her fists coming up. "This isn't good," she muttered, shooting them a look once more before strolling forward. She went between them, stalking towards the only opening they saw. They heard her shout a minute later, running forward.

She was standing beside a river of green looking acid, holding her nose. She had a disgusted look on her face as she turned to look at them.

"Oh my God!" she choked out, glaring at them. "This is worse than a dirty diaper! Ugh!"

Vegeta smirked, although his lip was curling too at the smell. Goku had a hand over his nose and mouth, looking green. Trista looked around, shooting up after a moment and blasting above her. She took off when a hole appeared, the two men hurrying after her. Vegeta barely made it, his foot almost getting caught as the hole shrunk back together. They could hear Trista biting off words, her hands balled at her sides.

"Nasty, ass smellin'-"

"God Trista! Where'd the potty mouth come from!?" Goku asked, raising his brows. He stepped back as she glared at him.

"Gee, I don't know Goku!" she said sarcastically. "Perhaps when that pink shit stain caught me by surprise! Dammit!" She stalked off, fury coming off her as she growled.

"We were caught by surprise too, but you don't hear us cursing like that!" Goku stated, crossing his arms.

Trista slowly turned, her eyes snapping. "You!" she said loudly, pointing at the taller saiyan, "were absorbed because of your cockiness!"

"And how were you absorbed wife!?" Vegeta snapped, narrowing his eyes. A smirk appeared as her eyes went to him.

"That pink piece of crap split in two when I was fighting it. I was doing fine until Mr. Satan's ass appeared! Dumbass man had to show himself, and when I raced down there to knock his ass back over the rocks, one of the Buu's appeared in front of me. I was going too fast to stop and barreled into him. He surrounded me before I could even take a damn breath!"

Trista whirled around, stomping off away from them. They watched her go, glancing at each other before sighing and following. Vegeta eyed her, his gaze raking over her body before returning to her hair. It was still blond, static running down it every now and then. A small smile appeared on his face. Goku spoke beside him, breaking his concentration of thinking of ways to get her alone.

"Hey Trista," Goku said slowly, waiting for her to pause and look over her shoulder. "How did you become super saiyan?"

She smirked a little, studying him before turning back around, not saying anything.

"You remember those powers I had before the thing with Sabium?" she asked softly a few minutes later. She waited for them to confirm before speaking again. "They came back," she whispered, not looking at them.

"How?" Goku asked curiously, studying his wife's best friend.

They watched her stand perfectly still for a moment, before looking behind her. Her eyes were furious, her face impassive.

"I had to watch someone die," she stated, before quickly walking away.

"Who?" Vegeta asked softly, watching his wife slowly stop, her shoulders shaking. He walked up to her, waiting for her answer. Goku stayed where he was, knowing what Trista was talking about.

"Our son," she whispered, feeling a tear slid down her cheek. Vegeta turned her, his eyes roaming her face before wrapping an arm around her. They heard her swallow, no other sound coming from her as the prince held her. She stared straight ahead, Vegeta's chest the only thing she saw as he raised a hand and cupped her neck. She closed her eyes, feeling him move closer. Trista laied her forehead against his massive chest, her hands balled into fists at her sides. A slight tremor went through her, and he tightened his hold. Goku turned, giving them their privacy.

Trista raised her head, meeting Vegeta's eyes before hers lowered. His narrowed, watching her. A moment later he swooped down, capturing her lips with a soft groan. He repeated the same actions he had done as part of Vegito, furiously kissing her as his hand snaked through her hair, holding her in place as he made love to her mouth. She whimpered, sliding her hands along his body. His arm moved from around her waist, cupping one ass cheek through her leather pants, feeling her shudder against him.

Goku jerked to attention, hearing moaning behind him. He glanced back. A flush rose, his eyes widening. An exasperated sound came out of him as he stalked forward, his eyes narrowing.

"God! C'mon you guys! This isn't the time!"Goku snapped, looking from one to the other. They seemed to ignore him.

He punched Vegeta in the arm, listening to the man grunt. The prince slowly looked at him, his eyes narrowing.

"What!?" Vegeta snapped, tightening his hold when Trista went to move away. She grunted as he pulled her back against him.

Goku crossed his arms, slightly rolling his eyes. "We don't have time for that, you guys!" He furrowed his brows. "We gotta find a way out of here," he stated, turning his head away as the prince let out a frustrated breath, looking back at Trista. He clenched his jaw as he heard them kissing again.

"YOU GUYS!" he shouted, stalking forward and separating them.

Vegeta smacked his hand away, glaring at him. Trista did the same, although she did start walking, turning back the way she was going before.

"Come on," she said softly, not looking back to see if they followed. They did.

A few hours later, Goku spoke.

"Hey guys," he said, his voice curious. "Do you think Buu knows we're alive in here!?"

Trista turned around and punched him, earning a chuckle from Vegeta.

"Dumbass!" she stated loudly, "Now he probably does!"

They all looked over as the floor moved, a gasp escaping as Buu formed. He smiled, raking his gaze over them before Goku powered up, letting out a blast. It went passed Buu, blowing a hole through the 'wall' behind him.

"Way to aim Goku," Trista said sarcastically, watching the formed pink blob warily.

Vegeta took aim as well, all of them watching as Buu disintegrated. He appeared behind them, grabbing Vegeta and Goku and bashing their heads together. Trista shot a hand up, covering a laugh. They both looked over, glaring as a snicker escaped. He appeared in front of her next, a growl escaping her as she blasted. It went through him, his body quickly forming back and grabbing her by the hair. A snarl emerged as she blasted again, the form dispelling as she yanked a chuck of pink glop from her hair.

"Ugh! I swear this is worse than fucking bubblegum!" she said loudly, her lip curling. She narrowed her eyes as the men smirked.

They all looked over as the damn thing appeared again, knocking Vegeta to the side. His body smacked the ground a few feet away, Goku blasting the damn thing as it charged him. Trista's eyes widened as a red substance crawled towards the prince. She ran over, grabbing her husbands arm, sending a yellow ball of light at the thing as it tried to cover him. She blasted away, holding the prince. A ball of energy smacked them from behind, and she fell with a yell, landing on top of Vegeta's back. She moved with a groan, wincing as her back burned. Vegeta got up, helping her to her feet before rushing over to Goku, both men standing side by side, their cheeks touching as their hands came together, facing Buu. They blasted, watching the shot disintegrate the pink monster again. He appeared behind them, swinging. Vegeta flew through the air, landing with a grunt. Goku fell to his knees, a growl of frustration coming from his lips. He started sending blasts towards Buu, trying to hit him. Trista and Vegeta watched the monsters' eyes widen as a blast headed straight for a pod holding the fat Buu. He disappeared, appearing an instant later and letting one of the yellow blasts hit him in the face. They looked at one another, a smirk appearing. Buu appeared in front of Goku, his hand inches from the saiyans face. A purple ball of light appeared. Trista's eyes widened, scrambling up to try to help. The monster paused, his head jerking around at the sound of Vegeta's voice. Trista slowly smiled.

"Hey Buu," Vegeta shouted, tugging on the pod with the fat Buu in it. The ball of energy disappeared out of majin Buu's hand as his eyes widened. He took a step forward, stopping when Vegeta gave another yank of the round thing.

"No," majin Buu shouted. He started waving his hands. Vegeta gave another yank. "If you take that," Buu screamed, "I won't be me any more!"

They all watched the prince slowly smile. "Oh, really!" He pulled, hard. The pod disconnected, hanging from Vegeta's hand.

They all listened to Buu scream. "No! What have you done!" He disappeared into the floor. Trista and Goku walked up to Vegeta, eying the pod. Their eyes widened at the sight of the rest of their friends hanging in a similar fashion. They were each in a pod, their faces the only visible part of their body showing. Trista let out a cry as she saw her son. She ran over, quickly yanking the thing down, helping the two men with the others. She grabbed her young son, while Vegeta had Milae and Piccolo. Goku grabbed Goten. They all paused as the whole place started to shake.

"What the hell!?" Trista shouted, tightening her hold on her son's pod.

"This place is about to explode!" Vegeta yelled, looking at her. They studied one another for a moment, before frowning, taking off back the way they had come. Goku followed, keeping his sons' pod close to him. They all started sweating as it started heating up inside Buu's body.

"Damn! It's like a volcano in here!" Trista said, letting out a gasp.

The place rumbled again, a moment later they stopped with a yell as a massive blast of steam shot out inches from them. They quickly moved away.

"Oh Man! That's hotter than lava!" Goku stated, his eyes widening. They all looked around, trying to figure out where to go.

"There's got to be a way out of here!" Vegeta yelled.

"There is! Look!" Goku shouted. They followed his gaze up. Their eyes widened at the hole far above them, opening to let the hot steam out.

"Let's go!" Trista shouted, racing towards it, the men behind her. It closed as they came within inches of it.

"Shit!" Trista shouted in frustration.

"Such a potty mouth!" Goku said, raising an eyebrow at her. She glared at him. They all stood there for a minute.

Goku suddenly raised his head, staring where the hole was. "Open Sesame!"

"Idiot!" Vegeta said, listening to Trista snicker. She slowly shook her head.

"Hey," she said, looking at them. "Remember when Buu would get mad, and let out steam!" she waited for them to nod. "Well, he would do it a couple times, so he'll do it again, and then we can get out!"

Vegeta smiled a little, looking at her. Goku grinned.

"We just have to wait for another blast of steam to come through!" Goku said excitedly.

"Yeah, and when it does, one of us needs to blast it, so that we have enough time to get out before it disintegrates us," Trista stated, looking at them both. She raised a brow.

"I guess I'll do it," Goku said, handing Goten over to her. She quickly grabbed him, her and Vegeta keeping a firm hold on the pods as they flew back. A rumble started again, and they watched Goku form a ball of energy in his hands.

"Not yet Goku," Trista said, watching above her, "It's not open yet."

A hole started forming as steam started to rise towards them.

"Now!" Vegeta shouted, right behind her as they raced towards the opening. Goku let out the blast, holding the hot air off as they made it through, him following seconds later.

They suddenly popped back into their original forms. The others popped back in front of them, not seeming to be terribly injured.

"Look," Goku said loudly, "human popcorn!"

Trista sent him a look, her mouth open a little, while Vegeta just let out a sound of disgust.

"What are you on, Kakkarot!?" the prince asked, shaking his head.

Trista let out a snort of laughter, her eyes going to her son. She rushed over with a cry, pulling him towards her. She felt Vegeta right at her back, his hand resting on her shoulder.

"Take them," he whispered, gesturing to the rest of the fighters. "Get out of here, woman."

She watched him turn back, snatching the back of his shirt to stop him. She flung an arm around him when he turned, furiously kissing him for a moment before breaking away. She watched him study her before blasting off and stopping beside Goku. She glanced over to where Buu was. Her eyes widened. He was back to his skinny self from before, but he was smaller. And his power...it made her shiver. It was dark, evil. Worse than ever. She quickly descended, grabbing the fighters by their shirts, looking over as Mr. Satan and Dende ran up, the man holding a puppy in his arms.

"Quick, lay a hand on me," she stated, putting two fingers to her forehead. She felt them do as she said. They disappeared within seconds.

A/N: Please review and let me know what you think! I haven't been getting alot of feedback from this story!