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We get downstairs and we see Jinxx, Jake, and CC are all sitting around the table. Hey, Lovebirds, Jinxx says, I thought for sure I d have to go back up. Good thing I didn t. I fear what I would ve walked in on if I did. We blush. Jake and CC look at us with their mouths wide open. Finally Christian finds his voice. So THAT S why you didn t want us hitting on her. Cause you wanted her for yourself. Andy begins to defend himself but gets flustered and gives up. I laugh and say, It wouldn t have made a difference, anyway. I show them my tattoo (the one on my neck). CC jumps up to see it and Jake is only a half a second behind him. Property of Andy Six ? What the fuck? Already? You just met her and you ve already got her INKED? he yells. We laugh. I did that before I met him. Just before, but before. Jake shakes his head. So we never stood a chance. Andy and I laugh. Actually, you did. Jinxx, you re sexy; CC, you re sweet and most likely a wonderful candidate for a boyfriend; and Jake, you look so innocent, it s cute, sweet AND sexy. So, Jake, you were a triple threat to him. It s ironic that it was you who said you didn t stand a chance. You stood the best chance out of you all. He looks shocked at my explanation. Whoa That s CC starts. Jake snaps out of his shock and yells, WAIT! YOU THINK I M A TRIPLE THREAT? All five of us laugh. Suddenly, we hear the front door. Ash? That you? Andy calls. Yeah I m back we hear Ashley say; sounding defeated. He comes into the kitchen where we all are. How come you re back so quickly? Jake asks, We thought we wouldn t see you until tomorrow. Ashley looks defeated. I struck out he says. There's a collective 'aww'and a round of pats on the back from the guys. I walk over to him. "I don't know if it's any consolation, but you're still the hottest bassist I'VE ever seen," I tell him with a kiss on the cheek. He looks at me with a sweet but defeated smile. "Thanks... Umm... Whose girl are you?" I smile and show him the tattoo. "'Property of Andy Six' huh. Should've guessed, seeing as how that's Andy's t-shirt you're wearing." I see the smile fade away. I hug him. "Ash... It's okay! There's a WHOLE BILLION girls out there. Just 'cause one rejected you doesn't mean anything. I'm sure that for every ONE girl that turns you down, there's a THOUSAND that would say 'Hell-To-The-Mother-Friggin-Yes' in a heartbeat." He still looks upset. "Yeah... I guess you're right..." I leave my arm around his shoulder and say, "I'm serious. If Andy hadn't claimed me or I'd met you first; hell. I'd do you, right here, right any girl that would say otherwise is either stupid, blonde, blind, retarded, slow, a cheerleader, prep, mentally ill-slash-disturbed, or a Britney Spears-Hannah Montana wannabe. And those aren't the type of girl you need anyway. They're all airheads. 'Cept the mentally ill-slash-disturbed ones; they may actually have brains and use them for world domination like a certain lab rat." He laughs lightly and smiles a genuine smile. "Thanks. I really needed that." He hugs me. "No prob. Anytime." The guys are looking at me. "What?" I ask. They snap out of the blank stares. "It's just... It's so rare that Ash strikes out. And when he does, he can go into a depression for a week. Barely eating, no smiles, no laughter, no happiness at all. And yet... Within five minutes, you got him actually laughing. You're the only one that could do that..." Jake says. Andy takes me around the waist. "Told you she was amazing," he says. I smile. "I can make all of you laugh within five minutes." They raise their eyebrows at me. Andy gives me a kiss on the cheek and says, "Good luck with that one, Babe." He goes to the fridge and starts to look for something to do for dinner. I mouth to the guys, 'The next sound you will hear out of Andy will make you crack up.' They give me challenging and 'I dare you to try' looks. I sneak up behind Andy and tickle his sides. He lets out a high pitched squeak. The others crack up; as promised. "I didn't know Andy's voice could go into that octave!" Ashley laughs. "It's not supposed to..." Andy mutters, blushing. I hug him. "Aww... It's okay Andy. We all love you regardless." He still looks defeated. This will get him. "Oh, and by the way. Personally, I find your insect theory VERY sexy." It takes him a second but once he gets it, he's laughing hard. (If you don't get it, refer to Andy's Vlog #... I think it's Vlog #3. Whichever it is; in the previous one, he'd mentioned a theory about everyone else being insects and in this one there's a rant about something about not calling him back and 'I thought you found my insect theory sexy'. Bottom line, Andy's silly sometimes.) I smile, triumphant. "Told you. Not five minutes have passed and I've made you all laugh." They look at me with smiles on their faces. Jinxx has to have a smart remark though. "Okay, new challenge: Find something for dinner in five minutes," he smiles. "You're on your own with that one," I tell him and back up out of the kitchen. "'NIGHT!" I yell and dart up the stairs. I hear laughter from everybody but Jinxx; who yells, "HEY! GET BACK DOWN HERE!" Needless to say, I shut the door behind me and flop onto the bed. I am enveloped in the smell of Andy from the bed, and it instantly lulls me into drowsiness. Before I can pass out, the door opens. "Jinxx, I'm not hungry... Go away..." The door closes and the bed next to me sinks as someone sits down. "You sure you're not hungry? I'll bring you something up if want. It's only seven o'clock." It's Andy. And he sounds worried. I look up at him. His face has a look of worry that I know won't leave unless I eat something like he wants me to. "I'm okay, Andy. You don't need to be worried. I'm just tired is all. And it's your scent on the bed that's putting me to sleep." He starts rubbing my back. "Now you're really not helping your motive." He laughs quietly. "Well, I get it. With everything you've been though today, you oughta be pretty wiped." I think about the sleezebag in the tattoo shop. My head snaps up as I realize something; and I'm wide awake now. "Andy, I NEED to take a shower. I feel... Ugh. That gross perv TOUCHED me. Can I use the shower?" He laughs. "Sure. Use whatever you like," he says with a smile. I go into the bathroom and start to undress as I hear the bedroom door open. "Where'd she go?" I hear Jinxx ask Andy. "Shower. She realized she hadn't taken one since that sicko tried to rape her," Andy responds, obviously understanding the reason for the sudden immediate need of a shower. "Ugh. Good move. Anyway, we're thinking Chinese Take-Out. Sound good to you?" Jinxx asks. "Sure. My usual?" Andy says. "'Kay," Jinxx says, "You think she'll eat anything?" He obviously means me. "I'll ask her what she likes and if she doesn't want it now, she can eat when she feels like it." Aww. Andy's such a sweet guy. There's a knock on the door. "Babe? We're ordering Chinese. What do you like? And I know. You're not hungry. But you don't have to eat right away." I smile. "You know, Andy I think you're the sweetest guy in the world. And I like sweet and sour chicken with pork fried rice, and crab ragoon," I tell him. "Hey, same as me. And thank you," he says. "For what?" I ask, "Calling you sweet?" I can hear the smile in his voice when he responds. "That and eating something. You worry me. I love you." AWWW! Told you. Sweetest. Guy. EVER. "I love you too, Andy." I hear Jinxx say, "Oh no. Sex in the shower. I'm out." Andy and I laugh as the bedroom door is closed. "We have a LONG way to go before that," Andy says. I think about it. What if I WANTED him to... "Andy? What would you say if I said Jinxx wasn't COMPLETELY wrong?" I ask. All I get is a dumbfounded "Huh?" that's about an octave too high to be normal. "What if I said I wanted to erase the memory of that man's touch by placing your touch in it's place?" I explain. "I would have to ask if you're positive that's what you want since we've only been together for... Shit, not even an hour. Are you sure that's what you'd want?" He asks. He's a true gentleman! "Andy, I'm sure. Erase the memory of that man's touch. Claim me. I AM your property." He comes in with a smile. We undress and step into the steamy shower. V-Card, you belong to Andy Six now. Once we're finished; me laying with my head on Andy's chest as we sit against the wall; he tells me sweetly, "By the way, you're no one's property. But you do own my heart. Do me a favor. Please keep it safe? Don't let it get broken or scratched or dropped. I would be forever grateful." I place my hand over his heart on his chest. "As long you promise to do the same for the heart in your possession from me." He smiles. "Always, Love. Always. That's a promise I'll keep until the day I die," he says. Just before he kisses me with passion.