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"Okay, gimme," said Ron. "I want revenge for making Hermione sleep with Skeeter.

Harry gulped.

"Oh, yes," said Ron, a smile spreading over his face.

"Merlin, Harry, you're in for it now," said Hermione.

"This is called Forever," said Ron, smirking.

Forever

AN: These two are just meant to be. Seriously. Also, this contains a lemon. Don't like, don't read.

"What's a lemon?" asked Ron. "Why would a lemon in a story be bad?" asked Harry.

Hermione almost burst out laughing and was about to tell them.

Then she realized that whatever ship Ron had picked, it was likely to be hilarious.

So she kept her mouth shut.

Harry had had a very bad day.

"Okay, normal so far," said Harry.

Ron and Hermione were fighting again. He told them to get a room and stomped out.

He had tried to sneak into Honeydukes, but it was closed. Cho was still mad at him.

"Still normal."

"Shut up, Harry."

So he had wandered around until he had come across Umbridge's office. It was getting close to curfew, so Harry decided to get out his Cloak and get back to Gryffindor Tower. Before he could, however, Umbridge opened the door.

"What's the big deal about this, Ron?"

Or Dolores, as he to called her in his mind.

Harry turned white.

"Potter. In. Now," said Dolores, pointing into her office.

Harry stepped inside, wondering what on earth he had done wrong this time.

"Now, Potter, I was wondering..." said Dolores, but Harry wasn't listening.

"Okay," said Harry, relaxing.

Instead, he was focusing on the lovely sound of her voice

"What?"

and her beautiful curly hair

"WHAT?"

and her plump moist lips

"WHAT?"

and her sexy legs, revealed by her short pink skirt.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, RON!"

Ron grinned and kept reading.

On a whim, he grabbed her beautiful face and kissed her.

To Harry's surprise, Dolores grabbed him and pulled him closer.

"Oh, this is gonna be good," said Hermione, grinning.

He put his hands on her breasts.

Harry gagged. Hermione and Ron cackled.

She ripped away his robes and tossed them into the corner. He fumbled for her buttons.

Soon, they were both completely undressed. His eyes drank in the sweet wine of her body. She grinned, took his ear and dragged him toward her.

Harry looked on the verge of puking.

As much as it hurt, he found he liked it. Smiling at her, he lowered his head and licked her breasts slowly. She wasn't having any of that. She grabbed him and forced him inside her.

By now, both Ron and Harry were green and disgusted.

Hermione smiled and read aloud the rest. She didn't like it, of course, but she was used to lemons. It was worth it to see the expressions on the boys' faces.

When they were finished, they collapsed onto the desk. He turned to look at her.

"I love you," he whispered.

"I love you too," she responded quietly. Then she reached down and grabbed him.

"Let's go for round two, shall we?" she asked.

"I don't really-"

"Shut up," she said, pulling him to her.

"Forever," he mumbled against her breasts.

Both boys jumped up and ran to the bathroom.

Hermione chuckled at them, then went to vomit into the sink.

"All right Ron," said Harry shakily. "I have been mentally scarred. You owe me one."

"You got it," said Ron.

Felt lazy today.

Vote, lovelies. Dramione next or Ron/W twins?