"Finally. I can kill you now, right?" Saitama asked as the monster in front of him finished his monologue, usually Saitama wouldn't listen to the monologues but the monster in front of him was a giant blue frowny face that was crying and his monologue was all about how absolutely no one listened to a word he said.
The man was turned into a monster because of his depression.
"Y-yeah, t-thanks for l-listening to me." The monster said as he braced for impact, Saitama cocked his fist back "Never mind, I can't bring myself to kill you, man." Saitama said with a small frown.
Today was rainy and very gloomy in City-Z and Saitama really wanted to go back into his apartment, on top of that, the monster he was about to kill looked like a really cool guy so he decided to let the poor guy live.
"Wha? Really? Usually heroes kill monsters on sight, 'specially that K-pop star hero." The monster said with a confused expression "I'm no ordinary hero, I'm a hero for fun." Saitama said with a shrug as he crossed his arms.
"Not gonna lie, you make some really stupid shit sound badass, my Guy." The monster said with a smile, until he suddenly turned back into a human, if a monster gets reminded of their humanity, the monster transformation will revert "What the? HUH? WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" the used-to-be monster said as he ran his hands through his hair, which annoyed Saitama.
"Really had to rub it in, didn'tcha?" Saitama said with a frown, the used-to-be monster chuckled and was about to say another thing until "Put on some pants." The used-to-be monster immediately realized he was naked and ran off "THANK YOU." He shouted as he ran into the distance like an exhibitionist "Well, I feel pretty ok for saving that guy."
Saitama was about to walk off until a giant hole in the clouds opened up, revealing a giant golden gate, nobody seemed to notice though (because there was nobody to notice), then a giant muscular arm wearing a thick golden bracelet with fancy engraving passed through the hole.
It them immediately snatched Saitama and pulled him into the clouds, Genos watched this happen and immediately flew after him into the clouds "SENSEI!" Genos shouted as he flew full speed at the giant arm.
Saitama just yawned as the giant arm pulled him into the heavens, literally.
The giant arm went back into the hole of in the clouds and then the hole closed up, Genos was a tad bit too slow and flew straight through the clouds.
"SENSEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" The scream could be heard from miles away, causing many flocks of birds to fly away, Genos let out a very heavy sigh and landed, he then walked back into the apartment.
Genos started to do the dishes because doing the dishes helped him think for some reason, after a few minutes, there was a knock on the door "Come in." Genos said loudly "Yo, Genos. Is Saitama-Bro here?" King asked while holding some videogames.
"No." Genos said with another heavy sigh "Where is he?" King asked as he walked into the house and shut the door "I do not know, but a very large hand pulled him into the Heavens." Genos said as he continued washing the dishes, he couldn't come up with anything better to say so he just said that.
"I didn't know you had a sense of humor." King said with a small chuckle as he set up Saitama's game system "B-but it's true, I have proof." Genos said as he stuck a USB into the back of his neck and plugged it into a laptop that was on the coffee table "Watch this video." Genos said as he went back to washing dishes.
"If you say so." King said as he played the video "Uh? Genos. You buying groceries is not Saitama getting pulled into the Heavens." King said "Huh? Give me that." Genos said as he snatched the laptop and skipped to the part where Saitama got grabbed.
"Now watch it." Genos said as he laid the laptop back on the coffee table "Huh. He really did get pulled into the Heavens, I guess god wanted to get rid of his cheat code." King said with a snicker as he went back to playing video games.
Then the realization hit him like a truck, I'm sure you can guess what King realized "We have to get Saitama-Bro back, ASAP." King said as he continued playing his video game while slightly sweating.
In Heaven
'Where the heck am I.' Was the thought going through Saitama's head right now, one second he was being strangled by a giant hand and the next second he was in Heaven.
"This looks like those weird pictures of Heaven, they actually got it right I guess." Saitama said before he realized something "Am I dead?" Saitama thought out loud "Did the giant hand kill me?" Saitama asked himself.
"No. You are not dead, my boy." A giant white-bearded man with flowing white hair wearing what looked like Greek robes said "Then where am I, and I am not your boy." Saitama said as he looked up at the giant "But of course you are, how else do you think you're so powerful, a little too powerful I must say." The giant man said with a hearty chuckle.
"You have even surpassed ME. The god of humanity, but you can just call me God, or dad." The man said with a smile so big, you could see it through his absolutely gigantic beard "Didn't I have parents?" Saitama asked as he quirked a brow.
"You had to live a normal life in order to have a good heart, plus it is unfair for someone to have a god as their father." God explained "Fair enough… don't you have a normal name?" Saitama asked "Err… No?" God then wondered why the hell he didn't have a name.
"Never mind that, my boy." Hagrid with a white beard (God) said "I want to send you into a different world, for your and my entertainment." God said as he sat down onto a giant couch that appeared out of nowhere.
"I didn't expect for God to be my dad, I also didn't expect that God would act so casually." Saitama said with ever-so slightly wide eyes "What do you act like?" God shot back with a small snicker "Fair point." Saitama asked as he jumped up onto the giant couch.
"So, could you fill me in on where you're gonna send me." Saitama said as he laid on top of the couch, God was about to open his mouth until Saitama cut him off "In under twenty words." Saitama said while bringing a finger up, God let out a hearty laugh in response and complied.
"You'll see, you will also become a fourteen-year old child and have weakened powers until you get a little older." God said, he had been very bored lately and wanted to see how his son would fare in a different world.
"Wait. Did you say you will nerf my powers?" Saitama said with hopeful eyes "Umm… well I'm no-" "Aww." Saitama said in disappointment and slumped down.
"You… want to be weakened?" God asked in curiosity "Yeah. Life's boring when you have no challenges." Saitama said "Let me finish that sentence then. I won't be weakening you, BUT you will become a child, and that will weaken your powers greatly." God said.
"OH MY GOD! REALLY!? THANK YOU!" Saitama shouted as he pumped a fist up in the air, not wanting to wait for an answer "Oh my god, huh?" God said with a chuckle.
"When do you want to go?" God asked with a smile "NOW!" Saitama shouted as he looked at God with a smile that threatened to break his face even, even though that's impossible, God chuckled again "Very well." God said in a jolly tone and snapped his fingers.
All of a sudden, a blinding light appeared out of nowhere "Walk into that light and you will be in the new world." God said, before he even finished the sentence, Saitama already ran into the portal with a huge smile.
In the world of My Hero Academia
"I can't simply say, you can become a hero even without powers." These were the words of the number one hero, All Might.
'Even a top pro said it.' A child with curly, green hair thought while tearing up 'Don't cry, you knew it didn't you? The reality. You knew, that's why you were trying so desperately.' He thought as he started to tear up even more 'You were averting your eyes, not looking at reali-' His train of thought was interrupted by a kid falling from the sky and landing face first in front of him, earning a yelp from him.
The kid was bald and wore jeans paired with an 'Oppai' hoodie, the bald kid coughed a few times "It really worked, that actually slightly stung, but did God have to drop me out of the sky?"The bald kid whispered to himself before getting up, Izuku assumed this was a metaphor.
"Are you okay?" He asked outstretching a hand to help the bald kid up "Yup." The bald kid answered before grabbing his outstretched hand while dusting his clothes off and getting up fully.
He then walked off in a hurry after helping the bald kid up"Hey. What's with the hurry?" The bald kid asked as he ran up beside him "There was an explosion in this direction." He said in a slightly concerned tone "Huh. Let's go check it out then." The bald kid said with a small smile.
"What's your name?" He asked "Saitama." Saitama answered "Wha? Like the prefecture?" He looked at Saitama with a confused glare "Huh? There's a prefecture named after me?" Saitama asked before remembering what God said.
'Right. This is a different world, remember that.' Saitama thought, meanwhile the green-haired kid was wondering why in the hell someone would be named after a prefecture.
"Anyways, what's your name?" Saitama asked "Izuku Midoriya." The kid we now know as Izuku said with a smile "Don't you have a surname?" Izuku asked while tilting his head to the side "I'd rather not talk about it." Saitama said as if he didn't like his parents, in reality he just couldn't remember his parents names.
"Did something happen with you and your parents?" Izuku asked with worry in his tone "Just forget about it." Saitama said while waving his right hand "Anyway-" Saitama was cut off by an explosion that came from a shopping district, Saitama then instantly cracked a smirk, he usually didn't have emotions but right now he was really excited because he actually felt a small amount of pain from falling from the sky.
Izuku and Saitama went over to the front of the crowd that was watching the disaster and were met with a terrible sight, there was this sewage-colored sludge with eyes and teeth that was trying to suffocate a kid with spiky, sand blonde hair and what looked like a bunch of heroes just stood there doing absolutely nothing.
'Why's that guy here?!' Izuku thought as the sludge villain started to swirl around and suffocate the kid even further 'Did he get away from All Might?! Did he drop it?' Izuku then started to think back to what happened.
'If he did… then it's all my faul-' Izuku's thoughts were interrupted by Saitama walking towards the sludge villain "What are you doing?" Izuku asked loudly, Saitama stopped dead in his tracks and slightly turned his neck towards Izuku "Being a hero." Saitama said with a smirk.
Saitama then continued walking towards the Sludge villain "IDIOT KID! STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW!" A man wearing a thick headband with a yellow and black caution pattern shouted, Saitama continued to casually walk towards the sludge villain, completely ignoring the yells from the heroes.
"DEATH ARMS! STOP THE KID!" One of the other heroes shouted, the man with the thick headband then sprinted towards Saitama "YOU CAN'T BE SO RECKLESS KID!" He shouted while grabbing Saitama and trying to pick him up, key word, trying.
"HUH?!" He tried to pick Saitama up again, but he wouldn't budge one bit, it was as if he was grabbing a statue "Move." Saitama said while pulling himself out of man's grip with visible ease, Saitama then continued walking towards the sludge villain.
The man was left there wondering how the bald kid he grabbed was so strong, the sludge villain spotted Saitama and immediately slammed his slimy fist down on Saitama, completely consuming him.
In response, Izuku widened his eyes before dashing past the heroes to try and save Saitama "STOP! THAT BALD KID IS ALREADY DEAD! WE DON'T WANT ANOTHER KID TO DIE!" A hero that was made of what looked like wood shouted, Izuku ignored him and took off his bag before spinning around to get momentum and chucked his bag at the sludge villain.
The books and pencils spilled out the bag and collided with the villain's right eye, the villain winced in pain and loosened his grip on the sandy blonde haired kid, the kid then stuck his head out and gasped for breath while coughing.
"SAITAMA!" Izuku shouted "Deku! What are you doing here? You idiot!" The sandy blonde haired kid asked loudly while wondering who this Saitama was "YOU'RE HERE TOO KACCHAN?! I DON'T KNOW, MY LEGS MOVED ON THEIR OWN" Izuku then started digging through the sludge until a fist came out of it.
"FUCKING TOILET WATER! THESE WERE MY ONLY CLOTHES!" Saitama shouted as he grabbed the sludge with a grip so strong, it could crush a car "PAY FOR MY CLOTHES!" Saitama shouted as he pulled himself out of the sludge villain's grasp and smashed him against the wall.
The sludge villain screamed in pain before a fist that was visibly displacing air collided with his face, the villain then splattered across the alley followed by a humongous shockwave that caused everyone to take a step backwards, even the giant lady that was watching had to get a grip of the buildings around her, Izuku widened his eyes in amazement and a little bit of admiration as Saitama brought down his sludge-covered and slightly smoldering fist.
The crowd was silent for a few seconds before erupting into cheers at the amazing display, the news crew got all of this on camera too.
"These were the only goddamn cloths I had." Saitama said while wiping his face with the sleeve of his hoodie "THAT WAS AMAZING! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" Izuku shouted "I just punched it." Saitama answered with a shrug while the kid with sandy blonde-haired kid we now know as Bakugou grit his teeth.
"What's your Quirk-" "YOU DIDN'T NEED YOU TO COME AND SAVE ME YOU SHAVED TENNISBALL! YOU TOO DEKU, I'LL KILL YOU BOTH!" Bakugou shouted as small explosions happened on his palms.
Saitama ignored Mr. Explosive and looked at Izuku "You were saying?" "DON'T IGNO-" "Shut it." Saitama said with an annoyed expression "WANNA FIGHT, CUEBALL!" Bakugou shouted.
"Ask your question before this idiot explodes." Saitama whispered into Izuku's ear "What's your Quirk?" Izuku asked expecting an answer, instead he was met with another question "What's a Quirk?" Saitama asked, Izuku looked at him, dumbfounded "You really don't know what a Quirk is?" Izuku asked until the man with the thick headband came and scolded Saitama.
"Jeez, there's a limit to how rash you kids can be." the man with the thick headband was about to say another thing until Saitama cut him off "This kid was a way better hero than every single one of you, you 'heroes' didn't do a thing about the slime monster." Saitama said with a slight frown.
The man with the thick headband then grit his teeth at the realization and was about to retort but couldn't come up with anything that wasn't an insult, so he walked away feeling defeated.
"Me? Hero?" Izuku whispered before Saitama started walking away, Izuku quickly ran up to him "Where are you going? To your House?" Izuku asked in an excited tone, Saitama then widened his eyes at the realization "I… don't have a home." Saitama said while rubbing the back of his head.
"You're joking… right?" Izuku asked in an amused tone, he stopped laughing when Saitama didn't reply "You could live with me." Izuku offered "Huh? Really?" Saitama asked with a slight smile "Yeah." Izuku simply replied.
A skinny man with yellow hair watched all this unfold and was absolutely awestruck 'That skinny, green-haired kid was very brave and that bald kid has a crazy amount of power, both of them are suitable to become my successors." He thought with a small smile.
A slight time skip
"Oh, so a Quirk is basically a superpower." Saitama said "Yeah, I don't have one though, I thought I could become a hero, even without a Quirk, but everyone told me I couldn't, even the number one hero, All Might said I couldn't become a hero without a Quirk." Izuku slumped down in despair.
"Never have I ever heard such… bullshit." Saitama said with a frown "Huh? You think I can become a hero even without a Quirk?" Izuku asked with hopeful eyes "If you work hard enough, nothing can stop you." Saitama said with a blank face, not knowing the effect his words had on the broccoli haired child.
"Really?" Izuku asked "Yup." Saitama simply replied, before Izuku could ask another question "DEKU!" Bakugou shouted as he sprinted towards the main character duo "AND THAT PIECE OF SHIT BALDY!" Bakugou shouted with bloodshot eyes, Saitama grit his teeth in annoyance.
"SO WHAT IF I'M BALD, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? STUPID BLONDE!" Saitama shouted, he didn't care however many times someone insulted him, but did they always have to bring up his lack of hair?
"Saitama is very sensitive about his hair, I shouldn't bring up his baldness or else he could be very annoyed with me, IalsowonderwhathisQuirkismaybeabodyenhancingQuirkorapowerfulstrenghtQui-" Izuku's mumbling was cut off by Saitama.
"That mumbling is really annoying." Saitama said, completely forgetting about Bakugou "DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!" Bakugou shouted as he jumped towards Saitama with explosions on his palms.
"You remind me of that Jack-o-Lantern Panic guy." Saitama said as he got behind Bakugou so fast, it looked like he teleported, Bakugou's eyes widened as he felt a stinging pain beside his neck before flying face first into the asphalt, creating a perfect Bakugou shaped hole.
"Oof, I didn't mean to hit him that hard, that'll definitely hurt when he wakes up." Saitama asked while slightly flinching at the sight of Bakugou's leg twitching, usually Saitama didn't really care but he did NOT like the feeling hitting these kids despite being one.
"I AM HER-" A very large, muscular man with yellow hair and two locks of hair that were pointing up, sweat dropped at the sight of a Saitama staring at a slightly twitching Bakugou along with an Izuku who was marveling at the sight of the large man "A-All Might? Why are you here?" Izuku asked.
The large man we now know as All Might chuckled slightly nervously while keeping an eye on Saitama who was looking at him with a blank face "I came with a Than-" All Might then suddenly turned into a much more poorly drawn version of himself (All Might is still in his muscle form because he didn't transform to defeat the sludge villain) and was spitting out blood in a way you would spit out coffee when shocked, Izuku screamed in response while Saitama looked at All Might with a face that was somehow even more blank than before.
All Might coughed a bit before taking a deep breath "Young man and bald young man." All Might said, earning a frown from Saitama "I came here with a Thanks, a correction and a suggestion." All Might earned a "Huh?" From Izuku and a quirked brow from Saitama.
"Deku, who is this guy?" Saitama asked in a deadpan voice, Izuku looked at Saitama with an even more confused gaze while All Might quirked a brow "You don't know who this is?" Izuku asked, obviously not believing Saitama.
"No, I don't." Saitama replied while shaking his head "He's All Might, the Symbol of Peace, the number one hero." Izuku said "Oh." Saitama simply replied.
"Anyways, I thank you both for acting when no one else could, I thank the green-haired young man especially for being there, if you hadn't told me about your life, I would've turned into a man in a bodysuit who was all talk, thank you." All Might said with sincerity in his tone.
"That's impossible, it was all my fault in the first place… I even got in the way of your work and said all those irrelevant things even though I'm Quirkless." Izuku said as he hung his head low.
"That's right, it was none other than the timid, Quirkless you and bald young man at the scene, who stopped the villain." Izuku looked at All Might with wide eyes.
"Top heroes have stories about them from their school days, most of their stories have one thing in common… their bodies acted before they had a chance to think." Izuku's eyes widened even more in realization and he started to tear up, but this time in joy.
He then gripped his chest with both hands and grit his teeth in joy, it sure didn't look like joy though "That was true for you too, wasn't it." All Might said "Yeah." Izuku said through grit teeth and knelt down.
"You both can become heroes." All Might said as he stared at Izuku who was kneeling and starting to cry in joy "What's with you being so dramatic." Saitama said in a monotone voice.
Author's note: This is just a little side project to get rid of my writers block.