A/N: I update once a day to be the most frequent during the week. On weekends, I usually update twice, but since there was no school or work today for me, its part of my weekend,, tomorrow as well!

Haruhi spoke before they could react.

"Cant you knock?! Get out!"

"Ha-haru-hi what's the m-meaning of this!" Tamaki actually had to quit. The others had their mouths open.

"Just get out!" I shout, and they do.

I sigh. This will be so awkward to explain.

Once we successfully dress the robot female thang, we sit down exhausted on my bed, and like all day, it is still hugging me.

"Okay, first, we need to contact your brother, we'll figure this out."

Haruhi calls Natsu, while I try to pull this thing off me.

"Can you cling less?!"

She giggles. "It's only natural to love my boyfriend."

I pull her off, and set her on the bed. "Okay, for starters, I'm not your boyfriend! I am a girl, and you are a subhuman species that looks like a girl, so putting everything down, it's logically impossible for me to be your boyfriend! Me,girl, you, looks like a girl."

She happily replies. "Me, girl, you boyfriend."

"Ugh, wrong!" I shout, now vigorously attempting to bury my fingers into my head.

"Here, " Haruhi hands me the phone.

"Yo,"My brother says.

"Why the hell would you buy yourself a lover online?! Are you a lonely rapist?! Huh?! Huh?!"

"I told you not to open it! Man! My precious robot I spent so much time waiting to order is no longer mine!"

"What do you mean?! I spent a whole years worth of money covering our ass, and now you say it's not yours?!"

He sighs. "It's yours now, Maka."

I stop for moment. "No it's not!"

"Yes it is! You bought it, you kissed it, now it knows your its owner!"

He means to tell me, that after all this, it's now mine? No way!

"Well, if it's now mine, I'm going to return it!"

"You cant! Read the manual…"

I grabbed the manual and flipped to the terms and conditions page.

Once purchased, you can no longer return it for refund after two hours of with your new product.

It's way past two hours now.

"So, Maka, what will happen now? Will you use her to her full content?"

"Shut up!"

I stand up, and put Natsu on speaker.

"Listen to me now, I have no idea what Ill do now, my brain is too preoocupied with all that's happened. Therefore, for now, I guess we'll have to deal with it."

I point at it. "No more clinging! And no more of rubbing your little cream puffs on me!"

Yeah, Cream puffs. Choux Crème, eh? I get it now. "Your name, is now Chou Otomina!

Her face lit up and she leaped into my arms. "Yay~! I have a name now! Im so happy! Chou Otomina, Maka Tanimoto's girlfriend!"

What did I put myself into…

We all stood in front of the hosts, somehow we managed to get Chou from clinging on to me. Thank you lord.

Haruhi spoke first, "You guys, this is Chou Otonami."

It happily presented herself. "Nice to meet you, according to my calculations, Maka-kun really hates you."

How the hell does it know that? It speaks just like Kyoya…. Is Kyoya a robot?

The twins burst out laughing. "Kun! She just added kun! We like her already!"

Damn them. It still hasn't grasp the fact that I am not a boy.

It grabs my hand. "I'm Maka-kun's-"

"Cousin!" I shout. "Her family's a friend of ours, we've been rather close for years!"

Nice one. I mentally slap myself on the back.

"Otonami, eh? The Tanimoto's have never been affiliated with a family by the name of Otonami," Crap. Kyoya was scanning through his book again.

"Its recent! Like, 2010 recent! Man, is it 2013 already? Didn't notice." I needed to calm myself down, I sound all antsy.

"Anyway, the scene you caught, " I continued. "Was because Chou was on a bikini all day type of strike, I had to get Haruhi to help me dress her."

Tamaki seemed to have recovered, a toilet paper roll practically stuffed up his nose. "Of course! My daughter couldn't have been so impure! Nice to meet you,Chou-chan, I'm Tamaki Suoh, Please do join us at the host club." He extended it a rose.

"No!" It clinged to my arm. "I'm faithful to Maka-kun!"

"Isn't that something that you would say about your boyfriend, Otonami-san?" Kyoya asked.

"Yep! Because Maka-kun is-"

Haruhi(Thank god!) interjected. "Chou-chan jokes around that Maka is her boyfriend, since they get along so well."

Not THAT well.

"Good night my love~!"

I shift to my side. "Gah! What the hell!"

It was hugging me in bed, and on top of that, it was naked!

"Put some clothes on!"

"But, I want to do it with Maka-kun."

"EH?!" Okay, it wants to do it with me?! Newsflash, that's anatomically impossible!

I pull her of me, and put a pillow between us. "There, if you wanna be naked, then be naked! But we are not doing it, you got that?"

It makes a sad face. "Is Maka-kun mad? Doing it always makes boyfriends happy."

One problem. I'm not your boyfriend, neither am I a boy, so there's no way that's making me happy!

"Just go to sleep."

"Good night, Maka-kun."

"Goodnight." I mutter sleepily.

"I love you Maka-kun."

"Circumstantially, in a different dimension in which you are a human and I am a male, me too."

It goes quiet. I turn around, and it looks just as it looked, hours before. Without life.

Thanks for reading! :3 DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN OHSHC!