We are still trapped in the mountains, or I would say, because I was the one who could care less about being here. The last thing I wanted was to be stuck in a three-story cabin with a bunch of egotistic teenage boys and their little cross-dressing friend. Oh, and did I mention that there is also a sex doll that came to life all of a sudden and can't tell the difference between boys and girls?! FML.

"Tomorrow we should go swimming! How bout it Haruhi?" Tamaki asked, his eyes filled with sparkly wonder.

"No thanks, I'm not a swimmer."

Lie. Yesterday you dropped your wallet in the lake and spent an hour looking for it.

"We have a better idea boss." The twins chanted in perfect synch that never fails.

"How about," Hikaru started.

"We have a," Kaoru continues,

"Scavenger hunt." They brought up a flashlight to their twin faces. "Right now."

"Don't you think it's to dark for that?" Haruhi asked.

Tamaki was suddenly standing on the table. "Not at all! Brilliant idea twins! This way Haruhi will be so frightened from the darkness, she'll have to leap into my arms!"

Haruhi ignored the last part. "That sounds like a good idea, it also helps with nature physics, we have an exam on Monday."

"God, really?"I groan. "I was hoping to take a nap on Monday."

"Why would you,"

"Nap in class?" The twins ask, always appearing behind me for some weird reason.

"Says the ones who skipped an important lecture, to play video games in the Nerd Club's room." I say back.

"It's the Robotics club." Haruhi states.

"And we weren't playing video games, we were helping them test out their projects." They add.

"Oh really, was the project, Play Call of Duty for two hours straight while everyone else spends her time listening to a boring lecture?!" I retort.

"You know Maka-kun, you've been really grouch lately. Are you PMSing?"

"Keep calling me that and I'll feed you to Tamaki's new fishes! And I don't PMS!" I shout throwing couch pillows at them.

"What's PMS?" Chou asks Honey-senpai.

"Purple Monster Status." Honey-senpai replies.

"Maka-kun is purple monster?" Chou asks, tilting her head.

"Yep." Honey-senpai replies.

Sometimes I wonder if Honey-senpai really is that innocent, I mean he's nineteen already!

"Maka-kun doesn't have Pre-menstrual Symptoms because she hasn- " I cover Haruhi's mouth.

"SHHH!"

"Don't tell me…"Tamaki asks. "That you…"

"Shutup Tamaki!" I shout.

"Oh we see now…"The twins finally say now. "Maka-kun, you haven't hit puberty, have you?"

Hikaru holds my chin up to face him. "Interesting…"

"It's none of your business wether I hit puberty or not anyway!" I shout, somehow still holding Haruhi's mouth.

The twins both smirk. "Since Maka-kun has not hit puberty, she is not fully a woman!"

"I will accuse you of deprave!" I shout walking away from them.

"Maka-kun…."Hikaru starts.

"We have thought very wrong of you…"

"You don't deserve to wear panties!"

"What?!"

I find myself being chased around the cabin, up the stairs, around the dining table, in and out of the rooms until I finally lock myself in a room.

"Mother of god." I say panting. These guys will one day give me asthma attack and I will sue them.

"You know it's rude to walk into a room that is occupied."

What?! I whip around frightened only to see Kyoya sitting on a rocking chair with his black notebook.

"Oh, it's you. " I say dismayed.

"Why do you sound disappointed?"

"I thought you were some rapist and I was about to drop-kick you in the balls so you will never rape again."I said.

He took off his glasses. "You're as comical as always."

Did he have to say that so bluntly?

"About your cousin," He starts. "It was interesting how you managed to cover up her real purpose. Peach Bliss 01, am I correct?"

"How the-"

"You know you really shouldn't have left the crate in your room, along with the letter and instruction manual."

Crap. I should have expected him from the beginning! He's the shadow king after all, after all these years of knowing him, he always sees right through me. Damn him.

"I could explain…"

He stands up. "There is no explaining to do, Maka. It's all clear. Why would you resort to buying a sex doll, when you could have easily asked me."

Before I knew it, I was thrown onto the bed. Kyoya's body was on top of me all of a sudden. He wasn't wearing his glasses, and looked down upon me squinting.

"W-what are you doin-"

"Shh."He held his finger to my lips. "Did you really think I wouldn't make a move on you in dimly lit room?"

"I knew it. You are a rapist."

"It's not considered rape if you asked for it." He replies. "All your actions explained how much you wanted me to make a move on you."

He really does sound like a rapist. Damn it. It's always the ones with the glasses. When did it turn out like this? And why am I so calm? I'm about to get raped, aren't i?

"So, do you want me to enter you?"He asks. His hands gripping the sheets. He looks strained.

Oh god. For the first time in my life I actually realized something. "You're… trying to protect me aren't you?"

He stared down at me. Am I wrong? No?

"You know something about Chou, don't you?"

He finally lifts himself up and puts his glasses on. "I thought I would actually have to have sex with you before you realized."

Thank god I did. "What do you know?"

He sits back on his chair. "First of all, I searched up the company she was bought from, sea-breeze Heaven." He says. "I found no records of it."

"So was I conned?"

"Thinking about the amount of money you payed and the product, I'd say it was a fair price. It's both a robot and a sex doll, so those two concepts add up, both of them are expensive."

I look at my fingers, and remembered how Chou plays with them. "It doesn't make sense."

"What I found strange, was that the underground market has no records as well, considering the type of product, it is most likely to be marketing in there more than in regular business."

"I didn't buy her, my brother did. I think he mentioned something about buying her online." I mention.

Kyoya looks at me intently. "I'll do some more research. Meanwhile, keep her visualized. And don't get too close to her, you might end up regretting it, we don't know anything about her."

I stand back heading for the door. "Oh, and keep this a secret from everyone else, what if no one is supposed to know? And also it's really pathetically embarrassing."

He chuckles. "Of course, ."

"Ugh, please don't say that again." I groan. "Do I have to lecture you about anatomy as well?"

"What do you mean?"

"Oh! I forgot t mention. Chou isn't lesbian, she actually somehow thinks I'm a boy, and she's my girlfriend."

"How is that possible?" He says. He looks at a scanned version of the instruction manual. Creep. Her really did go into my room.

"Odd, it says that the robot can only be activated by the opposite sex."

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