"Eh…" I pulled a name from the hat I pulled out and read, "Tamaki Suoh."

"NOOOOO…." He shouted, screaming bloody murder. "Kyoya! Trade with me!"

"That would be defying the rules. Don't you remember the penalty?"

That's right. We are having a test of courage tournament, and the losers had to eat twenty pounds of spicy fried gyoza. I see Tamaki breathe fire every day; so I can't afford to lose.

"Tighten up Tamaki-senpai. If you makes us lose,"I say patting his back with a soft ominous sensation. "I will eat your fishes."

After Tamaki let out a terrified scream, Chou finally picks out a name.

"Fragrance." She turns towards Kaoru. "I am looking forward to making you come."

Oh god. She said her sex line. "Ah! That sounded wrong.. she means coming inside of the forest! That sounded wrong too! And Chou! You pronounced it wrong, and Tamaki! Stop writing in Kanji, you know nobody can read that crap!"

She really is a sex robot! Everything she says sounds so depraved!

"Eh, um ok."Kaoru finally mumbles, his face a deep red.

"That was the last one right? Let's go!" Honey senpai chants. "Tamaki and Maka-chan go first! The second pair goes ten minutes later."

I grab Chou quickly and whisper. "I told you to stop saying stuff like that!"

"I couldn't help it, my system told me to say it as a greeting."

"Not to random people! Do you know how emberassing that is to people?!"

Chou makes a sad face. "I a very sorry that I am not pleasing my boyfriend well. I will be sure to decline my system when it asks me too."

"Damn right!"

She grabs my arm. "If I win Maka-kun must give me a kiss as a reward!"

"Don't jump to conclusions!"

"Maka-kun hurry up!

"Or you and the boss give up." The twins say in unison, although Hikaru is away from Kaoru and with Honey-senpai.

"Yeah, yeah. Let's go Senpai."

Tamaki gulps and follows me.

Kaoru and Chou walk in after Honey-senpai and Hikaru.

Kaoru holds the flashlight as Chou walks beside him, looking straight ahead.

"So.. Do you go to our school?"

Chou takes a while to respond. "I hope to go, I must ask Maka-kun first."

"What school do you go to?"

"I do not need school, my system has enough information to please." Chou quickly realizes something.

No System. We must not say such inhumanly things, although it is the correct information; it does not please my boyfriend!

"Heh, you're funny Oto-"

Chou's foot hit's a pothole and she slides in.

"Otomina-san! Are you alright?" Kaoru helps her back to her feet.

"It is alright. I do not feel pain." Chou realizes something again. "I think I might have sprained a ligament."

"Can you walk?"

Chou realizes again. When a human feels pain, they can not stand the pain to move it.

"It hurts my body."

Kaoru bends down. "Here, I'll carry you."

"Will I be too heavy?"

"No. When Hikaru and I were in the basketball team they made us carry two hundred pounds of flour on our backs. It'd be nothing."

Chou jumps on his back and they continue walking.

"Kaoru-san, you and your soul-mate look awfully alike, was your maker too lazy to give you a different face?"

Kaoru laghs. "I guess that's what happened. And I guess Hikaru really is my soul-mate huh.."

"But you are both male. Wouldn't be impossible to please each other?" Yet Chou doesn't realize her own situation sounds similar.

Kaoru almost falls over. "W-wha!"

"I mean, it is unreasonable to have your brother as your lover."

Kaoru blushes. "I-It's not lke that! Hikaru and I just act like that coz the girls at our school just eat it up!"

Chou takes a while to answer. " But it does not seem that you have feelings for your brother, it's a different kind of love. Different from Maka-kun and I."

"You and her are pretty close, huh?"

"We are! Maka-kun is rather to please, however."

Kaoru chuckles. "Yeah, In sixth grade, Hikaru used to pick on her because he liked her. She was the only one who actually talked to us.."

Flashback.

"Let go of my book you blockhead!" Eleven year old Maka exclaimed.

"You're wrong! This is mine!" Hikaru and Maka were playing Tug a war of death, as the called it. Because someone always ended up getting hurt.

Maka finally tugged hard enough, that the book ripped apart. "NOOO~!"

"You see?! Your ugly face killed it!"

"No! You were too orange it fried it too pieces!"

"You guys stop fighting!" Kaoru shouted. "Here, Tanimato-san, I will help you pick it up."

"Don't touch it with your hands! You two share the same germs!"

"The only germ in here is you!"Hikaru shouts.

"Grr!" Maka launches for his neck when they are interrupted by a teacher.

"Tanimato-san! Hitachiin-san! This is not a way middle-schoolers should behave! As punishment you two are going to scrub the entire cafeteria!"

"EHH..?!"

normally, Rich people don't touch the floor; now you know how strict middle-school teachers were.

"This is your fault Paint-head! I would be taking a nap at home by now!" Maka complained scrubbing the floor.

"It's no wonder you have dark circles!"

"Shut up!" Make splashes soap water at Hikaru.

"Gah! You stupid sloth!"

"I am not a sloth!"

"Yes you are, you're lazy and smelly and short!"

"If I am a sloth then you are a tuna-fish!"

"How am I a tuna?"

"You are a tuna-fish! Go swim with the rest!" Maka pushes Hikaru intending to make him fall into the tub of water and fails horrible; as Hikaru pulls on her skirt to advert from falling.

"Ah!" Hikaru stares up at a…pink underwear?!

"What?"

"Y-you're underwear!" Hikaru points blushing.

Maka looks down. "It's just my underwear, what's the big deal?"

"It is a big deal! You are a girl, and you have cute panties on, and a boy just saw it! You're not the least emberassed?!"

Maka squints down at him. "No, I am not embarrassed. A Hikaru is looking at my underwear." Maka doesn't see him as a boy?!

Hikaru turns red. "Well, I am a boy! And boys could do this!"

Hikaru reaches up and pulls down her underwear. Revealing a hairless, undeveloped special place.

Maka looks down. "W-why would you pull down my underwear, you are not allowed down there!"

"I told you! I am a boy, and boys have perverted intentions!" Hikaru shouts turning around. Did he really just see Maka's…?! Because it now feels like he was just imagining things!

Maka pulls her clothes back up. "You are what people call perverts, I have a different thought of you!"

Hikaru growls and runs out. Maka acted so calm. Why?! He just saw what proves she is female, and she didn't even get emberassed? She really must be some sloth! A sloth alien from the planet Hentai!

"Maka is really that kind of person?" Chou asks.

"Yeah, Hikaru had to recover from that from that for weeks. While Maka-kun kept pestering him to get over it." Kaoru laughs.

Chou thinks over it. It's going to be really hard to please Maka.

It seems as though…

Maka-kun is immune no matter what?!

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Thanks for reading, and ofr your patience. My laptop had an accident, and it took a few weeks to fix it, and now it is back and ready. :3