We've been walking for almost an hour, and nothing scary had happened. Tamaki however, was more frightened of me than anything else.

"Tama-"

"Wah! W-what is it Maka-k-kun?" Tamaki says frightened.

"Calm your tits, do I look like I bite?"

"Yes."

"Whatever."

We continue walking when I glance at a bush with the flashlight. "Ah!"

"What?!"Tamaki shouts frightened.

"A squirrel."

"Oh.." He takes a deep breath to calm his nerves.

"Seriously dude, you need therapy." I sigh shaking my head. " I bet you probably wanted to be with Haruhi, huh? Scaredy cat."

"I-it was not for that! I was just concerned of my little girl's safety!"

"Suuure. And you were also expecting to do things with her in the forest. You depraved Senpai." I say poking him to give him shame. "Besides, stop with the daddy crap, you like her don't you? When you refer to her as your daughter and have those perverted fantasies, it's called incest. Bad senpai, you are also a lolicon coz you like younger women!" I tease him enjoyingly. This guy makes me laugh.

"You are wrong! This is why I disowned you as my daughter years ago! You are just like your mother!"

"What mother?!" I laugh. "You mean Haruhi? Doesn't that make me my own aunt? Damn Tamaki, you sure know how to make a messed up family."

"Sh-shut up!"

"No~"

"Why are you so mean to me Maka-kun?"

"Coz it's fun."

"No it's not!"

Off in the distance something cracked. And I took advantage. "Oh Tamaki-senpai~! Have you heard of the Crackle lacker titty smacker?"

"What?!"

I put the flashlight to my face. "This is no typical Serial killer. In fact, he is not even alive."

Tamaki gulps. "Ma-maka-kun please-"

"He stalks the forests of Japan, as he was sexually molested by the camp counselors. Until one day, he decided to take revenge, and he slowly walked into every single camper's and counselor's cabins… and then…"

Tamaki listened intently.

"POP! He attacked! The next morning, everyone's breasts were gone and they all died!"

Tamaki squeals more frightened then ever. He is so easy to scare, and I suck at story telling. "HAHA!" I start laughing like crazy.

"CRACCKLE."

"M-make-kun it's not funny Maka-kun cut it out."

"Cut what out?"

Tamaki jumps. "I know you are making that sound!"

"You're delusional."

The crackling continue and the bushes begin to move. "S-slenderman?!"

Tamaki hugs me frightened. "WAAAH! He doesn't exist! Kyoya even told me the five millionth time that he doesn't when I kept bothering about it."

"Now that I realize, those damn twins are the one's who started that crap."

"CRACK!CRACK!"

Okay, now that was pretty scary. I turned around looking for whatever was stalking us. "Tamaki get your arms off me, I am allergic to white people!"

"I am not white! I am half Japanese!"

"Same shit." The bushes shook louder as I attempted to get his arms off me. "Damn it! You smell like vanilla, do you consider yourself male?!"

UUUuuuuuuuhhhh~!"

Something moaned. Holy crap, we are going to die!

"T-tamaki, I am sorry for discriminating you, it is actually kind of cool that you are half Canadian."

"It's French! And Maka-kun if you only groomed yourself properly you'd be as cute as Haruhi!"

"You have the strangest fetishes."

"Maka-kun! The truth is I am not really Haruhi's father!"

"No shit you idiot!"

I shut my eyes shut waiting for something to happen. I squint my eyes to see a tall white figure in the distance. Slenderman?!

I lost it. I leaped out of Tamaki's arms and ran for my life, Tamaki running after me.

"Say, Kyoya. Can an appliance be in love?" Haruhi asks, as they strolled through the forest.

"I'd say you could program it to, but it'd be virtual. It could be an exact replica of what we call love, but it could never be real." Kyoya glances at Haruhi. "Why?"

"Just a rhetorical question."

Kyoya pulls up his glances. "You are speaking about Chou, aren't you?"

"Huh? You know?"

"There's nothing I don't know."

"That sounded creepy."

They continued walking. "I wonder why Maka-kun's brother bought it, and where he bought it from."

Kyoya takes a while to respond. "I've done more research, but I haven't found anything that holds her origins."

"God, what is she anyway?"

Kyoya sighs. "Even I don't know."

"Kaoru-san, do you need to rest? I could get of here."

"No, I'm alright. Besides, you're hurt, and I would be ungentlemanly of me to not help you."

But I am not even in pain.

"Kaoru-san, your back feels warm. May I lay my head?"

"um, sure?"Kaoru mumbles.

She lays her head and rubs her cheek against it. "It feels really good right here, I like this part of Kaoru-san"

T-thump."W-what are you saying? It's just my back." He blushes.

"But it feels nice." Chou realizes something. "I am sorry, this will probably cause trouble for your girlfriend."

"I don't have one."

"That is strange, According to my sources, you have feelings for someone. Who?"

Th-thump. T-thump. "What feelings? I don't like anyone…"

Chou puts her mouth to his ear. "Kaoru-san, are you feeling pleasure from me in this position?"

Could it be….?!

That Chou can read people's feelings?!

"Mori-senpai..?! " Tamaki and Maka-kun say in unison.

"Yo."

"Takashi~!" Honey-senpai jump happily.

"So, it looks like the losers today,"

"Is Tamaki and Maka-kun."

Are you serious? "Mori-senpai, why would you scare us like that? And why would you dress lik Slenderman?"

"Honey-senpai is scared easily, and he can't eat spicy food."

And so we were sacrificed.

Damn you fear of white people.

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