" The camping trip is over and we didn't have a single development in the plot!" Tamaki whined, rubbing his head against Haruhi.

"Why would you?" I asked. "You were too busy hiding under your bed after the Slender man incident."

"N-no I was not! I was just checking if there were any bugs down there…"He said.

"Sure, we believe you. "I replied.

We were in the limmo back to Ouran; Haruhi was sandwhiched between Tamaki and Kyoya, I was being molested by Chou, the twins were asleep on one another, and Mori-senpai and Honey Senpai were talking in their FBI language.

"Hey, Maka-kun? What is your favorite color?" Chou asks.

"Brown." I reply.

"Why?"

"Because it's the color nobody likes, and I feel bad for it."

She giggles and hugs my arm. "You are so cute Maka-kun! This is why you are my favorite of all things!" She starts rubbing her boobs on me again. Damnit.

"What are we going to do about this thing? We don't even know what company she is from?! She's depriving me of my privacy! She doesn't even let me piss!"

Haruhi giggles as she braids Chou's hair. "I find it amazing though, Maka, who knew you were such a Casanova?"

"I never even knew I even had Pheromones."

My phone begins to ring that iphone stereotypical ringtone. "Hello?"

"Makaaaa~! How have you been my loveling?"

"I'll rip your throught open."

"Is that anything you should say to your loving brother! I've been worried about you! Also, Mexicans are so racist, can you believe they thought I was Chinese?!"

"Who knows, you probably are."

"Anyways, how is Claudelia?"

"It's Chou."

"Whatever! You gave her such an object name! She should be treated like princess! Awe man, I really wanted to have her, she's probably drop-dead gorgeous~~~"

"You're a real piece of work, you know that?"

"Anyway, Maka-kun! There is also something I must tell you…"

"(annoyed sigh)…what?"

"the company I brought her from, was…."

/

"Hey, Hikaru? Do you maybe think, Chou has a boyfriend?"

"Why do you ask?" Hikaru answered to his brother.

"I-I'm just curious, is all…"

Hikaru stared at his brother. "You liker her don't you."

"I don't!"

"Yes, you do! If you didn't you wouldn't be red like you are now!"

Kaoru didn't even realize when he started blushing. "Anyways, do you think she does?"

"I don't think so, in fact, I don't even think she likes guys."

"EH?!"

I dropped the phone at my feet. Was my brother serious?!

"Maka-kun? What's wrong?"

No. I can't tell anyone now. I need to think this through.

"I-I need to go the bathroom!"

How could this be? My Uncle's company? Tanimoto electronics? I can't be! My father told me specifically that Tanimoto electronics was based solely on computer technology, so why would they make a robot for my brother?

I want to go to my uncle's office now and have things explained, but everything seems so sudden.

"Maka-kun~!" I am attacked from the back.

"Wah! Ch-Chou! What the hell is your problem?!"

"Maka-kun did not seem well, so I will like to make you feel better!"

There's nothing that will make me feel better now. I feel confused and deceived.

"Maka~~~. Hey, Maka?"

"What?"

She turns to face me. "I know I am programmed only to please you, but…" She makes a serious face. "I would also like for you to see me as a human being as well! The way everyone else sees me."

That's because they don't know what you really are. "That's impossible."

"I have also been aware that you are immune to everything I say or do." She grabs my hand and brings it up to her lips. "I am also aware that we are both women, but you are my owner and I was made to please my owner. So, please, let me at least do what I was made to do."

For a moment, when the wind blew her hair, she actually looked human. But when the wind died down, I remembered that she is nothing but an electrical appliance. No matter what she says, she will always be a robot.

"Heh, what is that?" I take my hand away and look up at the moon. "To be honest, I wasn't supposed to be your owner; my brother is. So when I find out a way, you will be back to being his robot; so maybe that's one of the reasons why you're of no use to me."

Chou makes a distant face. "I want to be only Maka's. No one elses."

"You don't want me, you're only saying that because you are programmed to. Besides, we couldn't even be together even if you were real; there is nothing we could please each other with."

She was quiet a moment then she did something I totally was not expecting. She kissed my ear. Her lips felt real, and it almost gave me a chill. "W-what are you.."

"Of course I am programmed to, but Maka will be the only one for me and I am sure of that." She then hugged me. "I have realized now that Maka-kun is not pleased by sex, and although I am a lover's robot, just being Maka-kun's girlfriend will be enough. I love you a lot Maka-kun."

TH-THUMP.

"M-man! You never listen do you?! Anways, I will definitely not give in you got? No matter what you say, no matter what you do, I will not have sex with you!"

"I know.~"

Is she giving up? I almost had a satisfied moment until she interrupted it.

"Just one thing~!" She grabbed my hands and plastered them on hers. She rubbed my hands against them. "Fuaaaaaaan~!"

"WAH!" I freed my poor hands from the wrath of those boulders. "NO~! You took my finger's virginity!"

She giggled. "That felt so good though~!" She began to moan when I cupped her mouth with my fist.

"Don't masturbate with my hands!"

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