I couldn't wait togo home to my lovely bed, so I immediately stuffed my pleasant face into my soft pillows, but unfornately my face landed on something soft, but they were not pillows.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON MY BED?!"
Chou looked at me with a 'me no comprendo' look and I sighed in despair. If only Haruhi wasn't too busy studying for her AP Lang test I would be rid of this succubus with a simple press of a cell-phone button.
"Maka-kun if you wanted to suck them you should have just asked." She said, holding her breasts with her hands.
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"ALRIGHT!"
Everyone stood up in attention position like the soldiers they will never be and then welcomed our teacher in an orderly fashion. But once the teacher sat down everyone got up and when on talking about Gucci and the Forever 21 they had installed in their closet. I'm not naming names, Asiha Kuronama.
Haruhi put her hand on my shoulder and gestured me that it was time. I sighed in despair and stood up.
"Mr. Hankuro, we- um, have a new student."
I eyed Chou to stand up as she was caressing my hand against her cheek in an inappropriate way.
"Well hello. You must be…"
Chou stood up. "My name is Chou Otomina, I'm sixteen years old. Class 1-A. 36C but a size B in sexy lingerie. My blood-type is AB and I live to be Maka-kun's lover!"
The room went silent and it was too late to revert what she just said into something that did not sound like it was excerpted from a Hentai manga.
"Ch-chou you are so silly. She jokes all the time. HAHAHAHAHA!" I sounded like a robot.
Everyone looked at me in shock and I wanted to crawl into the deepest corner and murder my self subliminally. Haruhi had finally decided to sit down Chou and I myself sat down slowly.
I wouldn't be surprised if my teacher now thinks I'm gay.
After the period, Hikaru bursts out laughing.
"Chou you shouldn't tell people about your situation." Haruhi whispers to her ear.
"I am sorry. I just love Maka-kun so much that I want to tell the world." Chou said innocently.
"Well you shouldn't! You'll get me put into a Gay camp at this rate!"
Haruhi laughed. "Why don't you get a sex change. It would solve everything."
"You're right. I should." I smile deviously. "Then I could butt rape Tamaki."
Haruhi looked at me funny. " But Tamaki is a boy."
"Yeah. But it would be ironically hilarious if he got raped."
"But- "
"Shh."
"How is it-"
"HARUHI PLEASE IM TRYING TO WORK. JESUS CHRIST WOMAN LET ME LIVE MY LIFE."
Haruhi sighed. "You are so weird…"
A wild Kaoru appeared as I sat in the Club room loitering in their room during lunch.
"What up boy." I continued to draw on the host's faces on the magazine Tamaki forced me to subscribe to.
Kaoru was silent until he broke the ice. "Are you and Chou… really…"
I looked up at him waiting for him to finish. But he was just mumbling.
He finally said everything in a whole breath. "Are you and Chou really in that kind of relationship!"
I stared him with a straight face and then continued to draw. "Yep."
"B-but you guys are girls.."
"You and Hika-creep are both guys."
"But it is just for show!" He stands up. "Listen here Maka! I will not lose to you!"
He then slams the door shut. What the hell was that. I wondered if her picked up that I was being sarcastic. "Some people…"
My lap was becoming sweaty as Chou sat on it for almost eight hours. I almost forget that she's a robot and doesn't ever get hot.
"Can you get off me now? I need to go pee."
Chou stood up reluctantly, but followed me into the stall. "Can I please pee in peace?"
"But I want to know how human's pee."
"Why would you need to know? It's not like you are ever going to pee in your life!"
She started playing with her fingers. "Okay fine. I just want to watch Maka-kun pee."
"Why the hell would you want that?!"
Her cheeks got rosy which again trolled me for a second into thinking she was human. It's just some fancy software. Nothing to worry about.
Her face got red. "OH Please Maka-kun! I want to watch you pee! It's all I will ever beg for!"
She is acting like some eleven year old boy begging for a new video game.
"Listen to me! There are limits to things. You can make out with me in my sleep, you can force me to touch your breasts, and you can try to seduce me into penetrating you even though it is logically impossible. But you cannot invade me while I am in the restroom! Capeesh? This is the only place where I can be alone to myself. Go away." I slammed the stall slut.
I heard silence and I decided to just pee. When I finished, I opened the stall and she was still standing there. "I can not help myself Maka-kun. I want you so badly. I was manufactured with this sole purpose; my only dream in life is to have sex with you every single minute of your life. I realize how difficult it is to do what I want. Every other one just like me must be living happily with their partner. But I can not. Because my partner does not want me. "
I put my hand on her shoulder. "We need to send you back. You will only suffer. If robots do suffer in their own robotic way. You are right. I donot want you that way. Neither do I want anyone else in that way. Come on. Let's go."
I grab her hand and walk her to the club room. The only person there is Kyoya, which I took as convenience. "Well how do you do."
Kyoya looked up at me. "Well you're as humorous as ever."
"So anything new?"
Kyoya removed his glasses. "I spoke with your uncle."
"My uncle? Why?"
"I am sure you are aware by now that your uncle was the one who created Otomina, right?"
How the hell does he manage to be one step ahead of me?! "I might be."
"I received information about the software that was used for Otomina. You are aware, that if she does not perform what she was programed to, there is no use for her?"
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"If Otomina does not have sex with her partner, she is not performing her duties. If she does not perform her duties, she will be scrapped."
Hello! Sorry I have not updated. I will try to update more!
DISCLAIMER: I DONOT OWN OHSHC OR THE TRADEMARKS USED TO HUMOR YOU.