I watched Tamaki set the teacups and I gulped. I had a feeling this wouldn't go well. I never picked up a teaset to save my life.

"Alright My dear Maka-kun today is a day you become a man!"

"That's anatomically impossible."

"Here, pick up this tea cup and ask me a question."

I grab it. "um.. so what's up with that Wrecking Ball video."

"WRONG!"Tamaki slammed the coffee table.

"What the hell I did exactly what you told me to do!"

Tamaki sighed and gracefully picked up the tea, keeping it strangely close to the plate. "Like this, a gentleman must always carry the small plate close to his tea, so that he does not spill." He then took a sip.

I did the same.

"NO!"

I spit the tea in his face.

"No matter how much danger a gentleman is in, his tea must never leave his cup and/or his mouth!"

What the hell. Since when are guys this careful?

I started laughing.

"What's funny? A gentleman must never laugh so loudly with his mouth open like that!"

"But I'm not a guy. Do I look like I have balls?"

"Honestly, you are no woman, you're like a delinquent man with no education!"

"Says you, you didn't tie your tie your tie this morning did you?" I reach over and fix his tie. "Honestly Senpai, calm your tits. You worry too much about other people no wonder you got your tie all crooked."

Tamaki twitches. "Wha-"

I grab his nose. "You're a real pain in the ass, y-know that?"

"I'm just trying to help you, that's what friends do,"He says all nasily.

Wow. He thinks I'm his friend even though I make him spontaneously combust everyday. "Whatever. Just hurry up and teach me this crap. I got things to do. Eat, sleep, and sleep some more."

Tamaki lets out a deep breath, and hands me the cup of tea once again.

I gulp and walk in mechanically. Today I was to be one of DEM. I grabbed my fake sword and sat down. And then the herd of hormonal teenage girls make their way in.

I almost felt clear and about to walk out when two girls walked towards me.

"E-excuse me, are you the knew host? The one who likes to cosplay?"

I made a face and sighed. "Yeah, that's me."

Their eyes turned big. "You look so cool! Your costume is flawless!"

"Thanks?"

They squeal and then a wild Chou appears behind them. Alright here it goes. I felt my heart pound, and dear lord for once in my lazy useless life I actually felt nervous. Is this how it feels when you're about to have sex? Because according to Kyoya this is my alternative.

"S-so,"

I watched them scramble their words, and Chou just marveled at me as if I were a male sex god.

Then I heard a twin whisper. "Tell a joke." "Bitches love jokes."

Haha. I see what they did there.

"So, um, how do you kill a hipster?"

They don't respond, some of them look at me like how do you do it, and some just waited for me to say something like Tamaki would say.

"By drowning them in the mainstream!" I burst out laughing and I could her Tamaki's head explode from a distance.

The girls were looking at me because they honestly did not get it. Whatever.

"Kyoya, she is doing horrible! Look at her, the girls look bored, Chou is daydreaming and Maka-kun is falling asleep! This was a horrible idea! She is not applying anything that I taught her!" Tamaki watches crouched next to Kyoya's legs.

Kyoya smirks. "Maybe there might be a turn of events."

I yawn and the girls drink the last of tea set there. Damn it. I knew this was a bad idea. If only I didn't agree to this crap.

I glanced at Chou who was watching a butterfly outside.

"Tanimoto-san."

I turned around to Haruhi holding a tray of more condiments. "So how are you doing?"

"So badly I've already turned into a potato."

Haruhi giggles. "Remember freshman year, when I first came to Ouran?"

"yeah."

"And you also thought I was a boy. I sort of admired you."

"W-what? What is that supposed to mean?"

I grabbed my backpack and slung it over my shoulder. This was it. The day my entire life goes down stream as I am no longer a middle schooler, but a hormonal human being. I actually wouldn't mind being that leaf that felt on my head.

Of course I'm not trying to say that my life sucks, which it kind of did, mainly because I am what they classify as, 'antisocial' or just that GUY. All the girls thought I was loud and obnoxious, and just a really unnactractive person. Not like I wanted to be part of their society.

Off in the distance I saw a boy about the same height as me trying open a shed.

The hell is he doing? Does he know that it's off limits.

"Yo, kid, I wouldn't do that if I were you, that belongs to the Judo club."

"The Judo club?" He asked with a calm innocent expression. I got to admit, the kid was kind of cute, somewhat rapeable….

"Yeah, the last time someone opened the shed, they busted their heads in the shed. They couldn't get off for weeks."

"oh, I see."

He looked disappointed. What did he want from it anyway? It's not like a small fry like him would want anything that had to do with fighting.

"Look, what is it you want?"

"A friend of mine asked me to bring a katana for him, he needs it in order to prove to the Judo club that he is strong enough to join."

Oh so he's one of those guys. Helping out his buddies and willing to sacrifice himself if he ever got caught. I give him props.

"Ey! What are you doing? That's Judo Club property."

It's him. The meathead everyone is scared of, he's on a sports scholarship and he thinks he's everything because his dad is a judo champion.

He grabs the kid's arm. "You want a beating?"

Pretty boy's face was extremely calm but I could see he was angry, because a dark aura surrounded him. "No thank you, I'd rather not."

"My fist say's other wise."

"Yeah, well I say other wise." I said.

He looked at me. "You got a big mouth monkey girl, I'm surprised you're not expelled yet considering you dress casual to school."

"And I believe you are breaking school rules as well, it's not game day is it? Your Judo uniform should be in your closet right now."

He made a face, then throws the kid, as he hits the ground.

"You know I've never hit a girl before, but since you're practically a monkey, I guess it would be animal abuse, huh?"He cracked his knuckles laughing at his corny joke.

"You want a fight? You want me to fight you dead?" I say smirking.

"Haha!" He laughs and goes in to fight me and I close my eyes ready to get hit, and as much pride as I had, I had no chance against him. After all I have to literally beg my hand to move it's self just to change the channel.

Then I heard silence.

A huge shadow showered over me and I looked up to see Takashi Morinozuka, reflect hi punch.

"Don't touch Tanimoto-san. Ever."

He then pushes him against the tree with a good knockback.

"Senpai!" The kid and I both said.

"Hey, you know Mori-senpai?" The kid asked.

"Yeah, when we were little I promised to give him all my glue if he became my bodyguard for life."

"Why did he need glue?"

"He liked to eat glue."

Pretty boy made a face. "So you were THAT kid Mori-senpai?"

"Yeah."

"Everyone hated him for it, but he was straight with me." I said shrugging my shoulders.

Pretty boy started laughing, so hard he had to squat to hold his stomache. "Oh god! A kid in my class used to do that, he ate erasers though. He'd beg me like a homeless person for my erasers."

I chuckled. "Heh, so whats your name kid? I'll let you join my posy."

"Your posy?"

A smiled. "Yeah. I be Yolo Swaggins, join my posy. We make you big and strongk."

He bursted out laughing, " HAHA! Alright I join you! You're awesome!"

"I'm an honor student. This is my second month here."

I look at him. "Huh? You're Faruhi Hujioka? I thought you were a myth."

He continues laughing. "It's Haruhi Fujioka."

I smile. "I'm Maka Tanimoto, nice to meet you."

"And that began a friendship."

I made a face. "God Haruhi you make it sound like a Disney movie."

"It was like that, if you hadn't shown up I would have gotten beaten up."

"but Mori-senpai was the real hero doe."

She smiles. "Yes, and then I joined your posy."

I smirked. "Yeah you did."

"Have I become big and strongk?"

I smile big. "No, you have long way to go to be big and strongk."

The girls giggle and Chou squeals.

"You guys are so close!"

Haruhi looks at me. "Yeah, we are."

"Pfft." I say, my cheeks puffed out.

Everyone else marvels at the scene occurring before them. An unlikely friendship was probably what Kyoya referred to as a turn of events.

"Wow, the girls love them."Tamaki says.

"I guess cosplaying,"

"was no good after all."The twins say.

"Then again the cosplaying is so that even if she wears feminine attire her personality will make them think she is just a guy cosplaying." Kyoya says adding notes to his black book of mystery wonder. "It would be less troublesome if we made her pretend to be a boy."

Tamaki stares at them. "My beautiful daughters in such a wonderful sister love~"

"I guess Haruhi cant really do anything with out Haruhi, huh." Kaoru says.

"They kind of balance eachother out ya' know? Haruhi becomes more outgoing with Maka-kun, and Haruhi keeps Maka-kun from going berserk." Hikaru says.

Haruhi and I continue by telling the girls about our crazy antics in our posy.

"Wait, so you guys actually pranked the math teacher?"

"No, more like Maka-kun did all the work, I was just an accessory in the crime." Haruhi says.

"It wasn't that much, all I did was switch his wig with a raccoon big whoop."

Haruhi giggles. "But then you made me carry the wig as if it were a souvenir,"She made a face. "And then you named it Haru-chan."

"It reminded me of you."

The girls giggle.

"And don't forget you destroyed the Nurse's office when you couldn't find a bandaid for Tamaki's bleeding head."

"Are you for real?" I said. "I forgot all about that."

She laughs. "We were playing Kick the can and you kicked Tamaki in the forehead. You thought you killed him and ran at full speed to the nurse's office."

"What, I wasn't gonna let him bleed himself to death, he locked my psp in the storage room, AND I NEED MY GAAAAME." I said, taking out said psp.

"Deep down you care about him though. Why else would you stay with him until the nurse came."

"Cause YOLO," I said, as I made it to level 38 on my psp.

Haruhi smiles. "I'll take that as a yes."

"Maka-kun~!"

Chou tackles me on my bed as an exhausted me, layed dead on the bed.

"You were so cool today! I also learned more about you~!"

She kisses me on the mouth. "I love you so much!" She does it again.

I push her off. "Get off me you female sex predator!"

I make a fort surrounding me with pillows. "You cant get past this fort. This be my hood."

She giggles. "Maka-kun~! You're making me want you more!"

" What the hell am I doing? I am just telling you to not get anywhere near my lips! I'm not a guy!"

Thanks for reading~! :3

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