Our band of heroes were chatting lightly and having a quite NORMAL walk to school, but one Tsunayoshi Sawada knew this wasn't going to last long. As right as he was, all good things come to an end. Let's see what went wrong this time.
"Then I EXTREMELY ran into the wall!"
"Oh my gosh, onii-san! Were you okay?" Tsuna asked quite worried about his big brother figure's well-being.
"I was EXTREMELY fine Sawada! Just a few scratches here and there!" the energetic boxer said back beaming. There was a loud snort to their right which directed from Gokudera.
"Serves you right, turf top. Only stupid people would run into something right in front of them." Gokudera swiveled an arm around Tsuna's shoulder. "That's why Juudaime never does shameless stuff like that!" a proud grin etched its way on Gokudera's face. Tsuna deflated at his friend's statement.
"Gokudera, I end up doing that type of stuff all the time." he deadpanned making all the color drain from Gokudera's body. He shook nervously backing away from the brunette, who was now wallowing in a deep pit of depression making Gokudera even more nervous.
"U-Um, w-w-what I m-mean is…"he stuttered trying not to make his boss even more depressed. Gokudera gave in and started to apologize profusely by hitting his head on the cold hard cement. This ricocheted everyone into boundless laughter in the middle of the street. Tsuna knelled down and tried to calm down his storm (play on words) while everyone else continued laughing.
It was only when they sensed a hostile presence that they all composed themselves and retracted in a fighting stance or defensive circle around the non-fighters. Not even seconds past when about 40 women (they don't get enough recognition) in black suits and armed jumped out of nearby places with intent to kill. They went through the routine why we are here to kill Vongola Decimo and how we're going to do it. It took about a good 15 minutes, actually. Some of the less intelligent characters were somewhat confused but knew something was wrong. 'Some' being Kyoko and Haru.
"Any last words, Vongola Decimo?" one of them asked heartlessly. Tsuna shrugged his shoulders.
"None that come to mind, not that I had any to begin with."
"Your over confidence will be the end of you." and both sides charged leaving the two girls with little defense. The battle waged over 10 minutes before something struck the two girls as odd. They looked at each other to confirm their suspicions. They took a more skeptical look at the fight in front of them before they each hit their fists in realization.
"OH!" the sudden cry sent everyone into a full blown stop shifting their glances at the two girls. They look like they had a stroke of genius befall them. What happened next made Tsuna understand that the two really weren't cut out for mafia life.
Kyoko and Haru pointed at the women and yelled proudly, "YOUR ALL FROM THE MAFIA SENT HERE TO HARM TSUNA-KUN/SAN, AREN'T YOU?!" Everyone comically sweat dropped. Gokudera wanted to pounce the two for being such idiots and Ryohei gently patted his little sister's shoulder in pity. Kyoko looked at her older brother in confusion; she and Haru were right weren't they?
Tsuna face palmed dramatically.
Knowing the obvious: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
A/N: This one isn't quite as funny as I wanted it to be. TT-TT Please review!