A/N: The reviews that you all leave make me happy and laugh to the point where I'm crying. Thank you and enjoy this chapter. This one's about Tsuna's week in the hospital after the stray dynamite hit him. Poor lad.

"A-Are you sure you're okay, Juudiame?" Gokudera questioned fidgeting from the doorway away from the brunette boss. Tsuna flapped a sprained wrist at the bomber.

"I'm fine, Gokudera-kun. It's only a few broken bones," the silver-head sunk to the floor at the statement, "What are you doing way over there anyway? Come in here; it's not like you're a stranger."

"Yes, Juudiame." Gokudera slump himself through the door and closed it behind him. He didn't move an inch further. Tsuna sweat dropped at this.

"Gokudera-kun, I'm not mad at you or anything." Tsuna said calmly giving his friend a small smile of reassurance. Gokudera just nodded but stayed where he was. Suddenly an arm was flung around his shoulder and the weight on his left side increased a good one hundred pounds at least.

"Hahaha, you really shouldn't worry so much, Gokudera." an ever cheerful Yamamoto laughed heartily in the bomber's ear. Gokudera growled at the sudden close proximity.

"Where the H-E double hockey sticks did you come from?!" he shouted and shoved the baseball player off of himself. Yamamoto stumbled backed with a smile still on his face.

"You like hockey, Gokudera?" he asked clueless causing Gokudera to fume in anger and Tsuna to face palm.

"He meant something completely different than what you're thinking, Yamamoto." Tsuna muttered.

"Stop mumbling, Dame-Tsuna, it makes it harder for us to hear what you're saying." Reborn stated while dropkicking his 'useless' student. Tsuna cried out in pain before slumping back into his bed. "You're supposed to be recovering-"

"I'M GLAD YOU'VE NOTICED!" the injured boss shouted, but Reborn went on as if he hadn't been interrupted.

"-how are we to know if you need anything if you keep mumbling?" Tsuna gave it some thought.

"Well, I am kind of thirsty; can I have some milk?" Reborn slugged him with his one ton hammer.

"You're a mafia boss and you have two legs; go get it yourself." And the baby began drinking his espresso that materialized out of nowhere.

"I don't want to become a mafia boss…AND THEY'RE BOTH BROKEN NO THANKS TO THE DANGER AND SHENANIGANS THAT IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE!" the brunette complained with tears streaking down his face.

"Herbivore, you're being too loud. Shut up or I'll bite you to death." Hibari threatened – no – promised from his spot in the corner. The boy just about freaked out by this new discovery.

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!"

*BAM*

"Keep track of your subordinates and their whereabouts."

"They're not my subordinates, they're my FRIENDS! THEY'RE MY FRIENDS EXCEPT FOR THAT GUY," Tsuna pointed a furious finger at Hibari who looked like he could, if possible, care less, "THAT GUY IS MY TORMENTOR!"

*WHAP*

"No one is allowed that job but me."

"WHY?!"

*WHOMP*

"Because I said so; don't question your torment – your tutor."

"HE SAID IT!"

"Don't worry, Juudiame, I'll protect you." Gokudera said tossing Yamamoto to the other side of the small hospital room much like Reborn would do to Lambo.

"AND THAT WORKED OUT SO WELL LAST TIME!" Tsuna screeched making Gokudera face go crestfallen. He then found his way into a corner opposite of Hibari, depressed.

"So you are mad…" Tsuna immediately felt bad and reached a shaky hand towards his self-appointed right-hand man.

"Gokudera-kun…Gokudera-kun I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that."

*SLAM*

"Don't make your subordinates feel bad about their work; that's how you lose their trust."

"STOP HITTING ME!"

*CRASH*

"No."

"OW!"

"Yamamoto,"

"Yeah, kid?"

"Call in a nurse, someone's got to fix this lump of meat up." Reborn said gesturing towards an unconscious brunette.

"Sure."

*CRACK*

*SNAP*

*THWAP*

"Make that two nurses."

"Got ya."

Recovering: Only Reborn…YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!