"Okay, Imma jump out this window and land on the ground all soft like. Simple!" the now OFFICIAL boss of the Vongola family, Tsunayoshi Sawada, was attempting the impossible.

Escaping paperwork.

Every boss's terror. A nightmare in the day time. Something no one in their right mind or having any ounce of sanity in their body would do anything to avoid.

This...is Tsuna's twelfth time...this week.

Sad isn't it?

"Gokudera, Lambo, and Hibari are at a meeting, Yamamoto and Chrome are on a mission, Ryohei is stuck in the medical with patients, and Reborn, THANK GOD, is out of town." Tsuna snickered as he was throwing his weight back and forth. He was so ready to jump out the window. "Sayonara paperwork, I'm gone!"

"BOSS!"

Or not.

Tsuna scrambled to his desk and grabbed a pen so he could pretend to do work before someone would barge in on his escape. An officer in the storm category, the brunette presumed, waltzed right into his office a bowed deeply in front of him.

"PLEASE FORGIVE THE INTRUSION!" the man shouted the apology before standing straight abruptly. This guy was storm category alright; he acts just like Gokudera. In fact, Tsuna would NOT be surprised if this is how his guardian told his lackeys how to greet him.

"BOSS-"

"Please, lower your voice." Tsuna chastised gently.

"Of course, Boss. My apologies, Boss." Tsuna nodded approvingly with a smile and gestured for the man to continue. The sooner the man spat out what he had to say, the better the chances Tsuna had on leaving the rotten pieces of wasted tree piling on his desk.

"Boss, Gokudera-sama has asked me to keep you on task with your work and attend to your every need until he returns!" the man stated proudly. Tsuna's mouth twitched ever so slightly and his body went ridged.

Hayato. Did. What?

"I'm sorry, Hayato asked you to watch over me in his absence? Is that right?"

"That is correct boss!" Such enthusiasm.

"Oh..." Tsuna visibly slouched in his fine leather chair obviously much for his escape plan. "Is there anything else that Hayato specifically asked you to do?" the boss asked rubbing his temples.

"Yes, Boss! Gokudera-sama also asked me to make sure you're as comfortable as possible!" The brunette abruptly stopped in his tracks thinking over what he just heard. A sinister smile graced Tsuna's face going unnoticed by the man as he was bursting with joy. Tsuna calmed down his excitement and went into his boss demeanor.

"That's fine then. Please take care of me."

"Of course, Boss!"

A few minutes went by as Tsuna begrudgingly went through smaller stacks of his paperwork taking care not to be to suspicious. The brunette took a glance at the man who was excitingly watching his cool boss do bossly things in his office. The man looked as if he was the luckiest guy in the workday right now. Tsuna softly chuckled and place his pen to the side of his desk.

Show time.

"Excuse me, but I just need to say this. You're doing such a wonderful job; most people probably would've walked out on me already. I'll make sure Hayato hears of your hard work." Tsuna played on the charm and the man slightly blushed at being recognized.

"N-No, that's okay Boss, there's no need for you do something so extravagant as that!"

Tsuna arched an eyebrow. "Are you quite sure? It would be no trouble."

"Please don't, Boss, I am unworthy of your praise."

"Nonsense! Your excellent at what you do. I'm proud to have you as a member of the family." the storm officer had a complete color change in his face as he shifted from foot to foot. Tsuna smiled gently and stretched a bit. "My, I'm thirsty. Could you possibly, if it's not too much trouble, get me some water?" the man pulled a Levi and saluted before dashing out of the door. Tsuna took this chance to hop out of his chair and reopen his window before diving out in one swift motion. Unfortunately, his Dame-ness decided to take a vengeance for being left all those years ago and his pants leg became caught in the window pane. His jump was cut short as he flew downward and hit his face against the cement wall. He proceeded to somehow slip out of his slacks and tumble down the side of the wall. A rose blushed that just so happened to be planted there was his landing spot.

"OOOWWWW!" Tsuna lept a brilliant thirty feet in the air effectively hitting the underside of a balcony and landing, once again, in the rose bush. The injured brunette slowly crawled out of the bush and sighed in relief...only to meet with several pairs of Italian loafers.

"What are you doing out here half naked, Tsuna?" the Vongola boss didn't dare to look up at his tutor and just began praying for his dear life.

"Are we playing a game like before?"

"You look like your in EXTREME pain, Sawada."

"Gee, onii-san, what gave you that idea?" Tsuna asked before slumping to the ground fully.

Escaping paperwork: You're doing it wrong.

OMAKE

"I swear they won't let me out of their sight." Tsuna sighed as he fell against his desk in exhaustion.

"Maybe if you focused less on trying to break out and more on your paperwork you would be done by now." a person in a black cloak standing next to the brunette said.

"I've tried, Kaminika, but nothing's working."

"Juudiame." a vice called from the other side of the door of Tsuna's office.

"Come in, Hayato." Said bomber pushed in the door with...another pile of paperwork.

"Here's more for you." Tsuna waved a dismissive hand and told Gokudera where to put them. Kaminika leaned over andcwhispered in Tsuna's ear.

"I do not know, Tsunayoshi-san, you may be over exaggerating." Tsuna gave her a glance.

"Just wait for it."

"I'll take my leave; work hard, Juudiame." Gokudera waved then he walked toward the door. Tsuna and Kaminika smiled and waved back as Tsuna lowered his voice so only Kaminika could hear.

"First wave." Kaminika was confused but played along. Gokudera reached the door, turned around and waved again.

"Second wave." Kaminika finally caught on and sweat dropped. Gokudera walked out the door and closed it shut.

"Well that was weird." she stated and the brunette chuckled dryly.

"Oh, he's not done yet. Third wave." Just then, Gokudera popped back in the doorway and waved one more time before actually leaving. The girl looked incredulously at the boss as he began more loads of paperwork.

"Such is my life."

A/N: How'd you guys like the guest appearance? Review please.