A/N: Been awhile huh? I'm glad some of you guys are staying with me. Thank you all so much for your support, Enjoy!

"Y-y-you promise you'll catch me?"

"I promise, Juudaime." It's safe to assume that Tsuna has gotten himself in another sticky situation. Well not exactly a sticky situation, more like a little problem. Okay so maybe it's not so little...oh forget it, Tsuna's stuck in a tree. Cliche, huh?

Someone's gotta be.

Any who, let's just say he's not a fan of heights.

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...SO WHAT IF HE CAN FLY! DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS TO LIKE IT! SOMEONE'S GOTTA BE THE HERO! YEESH!

You honestly don't want to know the backstory on how he got stuck so we'll just skip that part. Tsuna was holding onto the tree's trunk for dear life as Gokudera and the rest of the guardian's were trying (some more than others) to get the boy down.

"Just. Jump. DOWN, HERBIVORE!" a very irritated skylark seethed with crossed arms. A deep chuckle resonated from across from the tonfa-wielding maniac with equal agitation lacing ever 'fu'.

"Sad to say, but I agree with the D.C. leader. Get down so we can leave."

"YA THINK I WOULD IF I COULD, MUKURO?!" the distressed boy shouted from his perch, holding onto the trunk tighter as the boy mentioned earlier kicked it.

"SOMEONE'S GETTING SASSY, TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei blurted out, shading his eyes from the sun while looking up at his figurative brother.

"I AM NOT!" the brunette shot back.

"ARE TOO!" everyone fired right back at him.

"AM NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

"AM NOT!"

"ARE TOO TIMES TEN!" the brunette drew a sharp intake of breath.

"Be careful coming down, Tsuna, it looks like Gokudera can't decide where to catch your falling form from." Yamamoto said as he watched his fellow guardian prance around the tree trying to find the perfect spot to catch his boss. Tsuna could only stare at his friend incredulously for putting the obvious so bluntly.

"I'll...keep that in mind, Yamamoto." the baseball star gave a thumbs-up as Mukuro snickered to loudly for his own good.

"Alright, Juudaime, I'm ready. Are you?" Gokudera asked in high hopes.

"...Sure, Gokudera, sure."

"You'll be down soon-"

"Yeah? Not soon enough." Tsuna sighed under his breath.

"Don't worry."

"I CAN ONLY WORRY A LOT!" the brunette screamed in his head as he began whimpering while standing on the branch, careful to not let go of the trunk.

"It's just one swift motion, Tsuna, one swift motion." Yamamoto shouted.

"Be EXTREMELY careful!"

"I've got you, Juudaime."

"H-here I come." Tsuna closed his eyes tight while crouching down.

"Hayato," a feminine voice called out as the three heads (Gokudera, Ryohei, Yamamoto) spun around to met...

Bianchi.

"A-aniki-" Gokudera promptly tumbled over turning a dangerous blue color as the other two laughed heartily.

"Reborn said to hurry it up." she ordered before walking away. Mukuro looked up the tree and clicked his tongue.

"Don't need to tell me twice." He and Hibari silently agreed earlier on that this whole tree fiasco was getting annoying and came to a short truce. Both at once harshly kicked the tree making Tsuna quickly lose his grip on the trunk. The brunette began wildly flailing his arms as he fell squealing like a girl with tears falling behind him.

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"Tsuna...you okay?"

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"...Tsuna...?"

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"Sawada?"

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"You killed Tsuna." Yamamoto stated with the blankest of faces as everyone excluding Gokudera crowded around a crumpled heap of a mafia boss. The two responsible began paying but acted as if it didn't bother them at all.

"S-s-stupid herbivore; he's probably just p-pl-playing around."

"Ku-k-k-kufufufu, I'd have to agree."

Hibari began lightly kicking the boy's side. "Herbivore, get up before I bite you to death."

"To late for that, to the extreme." Ryohei shook his head and folded his arms. "You two should feal EXTREMELY ashamed."

"Oi, what's taking you all so long?" a squeaky voice asked from behind. None of them had to turn to know who I was. All of them paled significantly.

"SCATTER, TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei screeched and no one had to be told twice to book it on out of there leaving an unconscious bomber and a probably dead mafia boss.

Reborn looked over Tsuna's body as it still lie motionless on the ground. In seconds, the hitman whipped out his cellular device and pressed the digits putting it up to his ear.

"...Yeah, Bianchi, looks like we're going to have to cancel that family picnic. Do me a solid and bring me my hunting gear..."

Saving a life: You're doing it wrong...Tsunayoshi? Tsunayoshi! Somebody call an ambulance already!0^0