Roses, eh? I'm glad everyone finds this series as humourous as I do! :)
:Roses:
Roses are usually a symbol of love. When a girl receives a bouquet of red roses from a guy, they're usually ecstatic.
Keyword: Usually.
Itachi casually walked up to Sakura, in his hand a bouquet of some of the finest red roses he could buy. He was a Uchiha, so everything would as planned and everyone besides Sasuke would live happily ever after.
So as he handed her the bouquet of roses, she was smitten for a total of five seconds, until she read the small card.
Let's do it tonight Sakura.
It was then that Itachi found whenever giving roses to someone, always make sure they are de-thorned, or else they will become a prime murder weapon in the death of a Uchiha. And, your sadistic crush will say; "Roses are red, your blood is too, I fucking hate you."
At least she could rhyme.