I haven't updated in like, a million years... that may be a slight over exaggeration XD
:GOD:
For once Itachi hadn't actually meant to sexually harass Sakura, especially since she last warned him that if he ever touched her pervertedly again, god wouldn't even be able to save him.
So when he went to grab her necklace and look at it, he completely didn't mean to slightly grope her breast. Of course, she didn't see that he was merely an innocent young man. Though it didn't help when he tried to say that if he did accidentally grope her, it must have been because god wanted him to, not of his own free will.
Obviously Sakura did not believe that, and proceeded in beating the shit out of him.
Itachi reflected that the worst part of that was he wasn't even particularly religious, and now he appeared to be some type of religious fanatic.
He didn't know how sexy she'd find that.