Hey I'm back guys. No, I'm not dead, thank you very much. Just a little busy getting ahead in my other story. You're welcome. Any whosies, let's get started, yeah?
"Hopefully the boys are done by now." Kyoko chimed to her friend beside her as she turned off the running water to dry her hands.
"Yeah maybe we should go check on their progress." Haru agreed placing down her knife she was using to cut up freshly picked carrots. What exactly are they talking about? Well earlier…
"LAMBO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GRENADE?!" Tsuna yelled then hightailed it behind a makeshift barricade as the cow child threw said weapon in the boy's direction.
"Gahahahahahahaha! Run, Dame-Tsuna, run from the mighty Lambo!" the child sneered as he pulled out another pink ball of destruction.
"MIGHTY MY A**, STUPID COW! SHOW SOME RESPECT BEFORE I START THROWING SOME EXPLOSIVES OF MY OWN!"
*BOOM*
"Gahahahaha!"
"Gokudera…" Tsuna started depressed. Said teen looked quizzically at his boss, "I DON'T THINK THAT YELLING WILL HELP!"
"Sorry, Juudaime." Gokudera slumped as another bomb went off near their barricade.
"Hey, Tsuna?" Tsuna turned his head near the questioning voice to see Yamamoto with his hands covering his head.
"Yeah Yamamoto?"
"What do you say the chances are of Hibari waking up from his afternoon nap to see what's up down here?" the jock asked with a nervous smile plastered over his face. Tsuna, Gokudera, and now Ryohei who has just join them visibly paled, well more the previous two than the latter. At the same time, they all jumped up yelling incoherent nonsense at Lambo. The child stopped his rampage in favor of figuring out what they were trying to get out.
"What?"
"KEEP THROWING THOSE TOYS TO THE EXTR-" The two boys with common sense tackled the boxer to the ground, covering his mouth in the process.
"DON'T THROW ANYMORE GRENADES!"
"...Throw more?"
"EXTREMELY DO IT!"
"NO!" The two teens were practically glaring at him to stop. At the same time, Yamamoto peeked up from behind the barricade to see what was going on.
"Gahahahaha!" Lambo continued to throw more bombs as the previous group of four dove for some type of cover. Things seemed to get worse as Tsuna jerked from his position on the ground to fearfully stare at the door.
"Juudaime please come back down here where it's partially safe." Gokudera begged over the explosions. The teen only spared the other a glance as Yamamoto smartly remarked on how flimsy and unreassuring that statement was.
"My 'Death is coming' senses are tingling." the young don spoke seriously, gaze never leaving the door. Yamamoto laughed as Ryohei muttered something about a Spiderman reincarnation.
Gokudera went to ask the boy what he meant as another explosion sounded but, this time, not from Lambo. Instead, the door that Tsuna was previously staring at was gone and in its place stood a very ticked looking Hibari.
Oh joy.
"I CALLED IT!" Yamamoto shouted to the ceiling as the prefect made his way in the room.
"I'm going to ask as to WHY you herbivores find it absolutely NECESSARY to wake me from my sleep. Prepare to be bitten to death." Tsuna deadpanned at the teen across from them.
"Don't ask for an explanation then get straight to beating people up! Especially innocent people like me!" he screamed in his head, clear frustration spread across his face. Fighting ensued shortly afterward with Tsuna on the sidelines wondering how this situation escalated as such. As the boss was ripping his hair out...
"Tsuna-kun? What…" The brunette was deathly afraid of turning around at that exact moment. Too bad, though, because he went against his better judgment and there in the doorway stood the two very confused and slightly frightened Haru and Kyoko. Tsuna let out a shrill scream that made the two girls jump and the fighting cease immediately.
Silence.
Hibari didn't miss this opportunity to whack the nearest person to him on the head with his trusty tonfas.
As Tsuna coughed into his hand to gain his remaining dignity, everyone else stood up and stiff so it appeared as if they were doing nothing wrong. "What are you two doing here? It's dangerous." the boy asked in concern. Haru, wide-eyed, pointed a shaky finger behind her.
"We just wanted to tell you all that dinner is almost ready so you should-." she stopped mid-sentence from pure disbelief from what the two walked into.
"Um...okay." Tsuna scratched the back of his head from uneasiness. The girls looked around at the mess made in the room; if could be called that anymore. Ryohei could practically smell his sister's uneasiness from where he stood which lead to the unthinkable.
"DON'T WORRY, KYOKO, WE'LL EXTREMELY CLEAN UP THIS MESS!" a smile that could fuel the sun lit his face. Relief crossed over the girls faces as they began to walk off; the other occupants glared at the boxer as if sending him a telepathic message that said 'Like heck we're doing that.'
"We'll leave it to you then." they said in sync and left. And now the thrilling conclusion…
The girls stood in front of the closed door, mentally preparing themselves. What if they slacked off? What if they decided to leave all of the work on them? WHAT IF it was as bad as the first time they walked in unannounced. They were already at the door so there's no turning back now. Haru reached for the door and it opened wide as her hand pushed.
…
It wasn't like before! It was a new room. It changed dramatically. IT WAS SO MUCH WORSE THAN BEFORE THEY LEFT. No improvement whatsoever.
"You guys! We're supposed to be cleaning!" Tsuna shouted over everyone and the mess.
"EXTREME!" Kyoko had to flinch. Her brother wasn't very reliable in these types of situations was he?
"I am cleaning, herbivore." Hibari stated plainly pointing a tonfa at Lambo, Yamamoto and Gokudera's unconscious bodies piled and stuffed in a corner.
"THE ROOM, HIBARI-SAN, THE ROOM!"
"He's EXTREMELY right you know."
"YOU'RE NOT HELPING, ONII-SAN!"
"Are we getting sassy again, Sawada?"
"NO!"
Hibari continued to chase the boxer around and Tsuna looked down ashamed that he knew such rowdy, unreasonable people.
"Man, Hibari, stop trying to hit me, to the EXTREME! What are you doing?"
"Cleaning-"
"WELL YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"
Cleaning: Never, EVER call on Vongola services to clean your house. WHAT DID THAT ROOM DO TO YOU PEOPLE?! (Room: "What a cruel world…")