Yawn....Horray? Ok I really dont know how happy I can be for all yall. The Red Wings got kicked out of the playoffs. Ive put off all my homework. The Vampire Knight Tshirts at the mall wernt in my size. My cousins an asshole. Morita Masakazu is a secret Ichihime fan, im tired being that its 330 in the morning.
Not to mention my mom said that my band teacher is getting laid off for sure. Im graduating but still.....
So today sucked ass.....but i hope you like this chapter, i worked very hard on it.....yawn
IMPORTANT: There is a certian thing in here that some of you may be like ok what now? but dont worry it doesnt last long. Youll know what i mean when you get there.
I really wanna watch Spirited Away for right now for some reason. And re read Fruits Basket.
I dont own....whats this fanfic about again???? Fairy Tail? whatever i dont own it.
Chapter 18: My Gym Partner's a Vampire
21 Years Ago, Karakura High School
"Come on Byakuya we're gonna be late if you don't get your ass down here!" Isshin Kurosaki shouted from the sidewalk. His young, toned body was perfectly exposed in the well fitting Karakura high school uniform. The top few buttons were left undone, his tight black T-shirt sticking out from underneath. (Who does this remind you of? XD ) His dark black hair was longer, he was your typical gorgeous high school senior, at least that is when he was alone.
"Will you keep it down? I'm surprised anyone in this town can hear at all with your loud mouth around" the man in question chided as he shut his front door. Byakuya Kuchiki, the only man in the school more coveted than Isshin. His long, flowing raven hair glided behind him in the slight breeze, his equally, if not more toned abs and chest slightly visible under his uniform. His subtle muscle tone and beautifully shaped face, completed by his lustful gray eyes was enough to garner the attention of every girl in the school. Strangely enough though, unlike his best friend, Byakuya wanted none of it. He gracefully walked over to his long time friend and the two turned towards the school.
"OMG its Byakuya and Isshin!" a random fan girl squealed as they entered the school campus. The school looked exactly the same, uniforms included. Every day the fan girls, freshman to seniors would gather in the front of the school and await the arrival of the two senior boys. As they entered the school yard, the drool started falling.
"Is my hair ok?"
"I think I'm going to wet myself!"
"I bet they're great kissers!"
"Byakuya is so handsome!"
"Isshin…. OH I got that feeling again!"
"Just looking at them can make you orgasm!"
"Kona just fainted!"
"Again?"
"We should ask them to perform mouth to mouth!"
"AHHH!!"
"This gets more aggravating every day" Byakuya sighed, trying to ignore them. "Wouldn't you agree Isshin?"
"…"
"Isshin?....Isshi…n…." Byakuya turned around and sighed, his friend no longer by his side.
"HELLOOOOOOOO ladies!" Isshin grinned, making them all sigh dreamily. Byakuya got that usual annoyed look on his face and sweat dropped.
"Hi Isshin!" one of the girls giggled. He leaned towards her.
"Why hello dear" he grinned.
"Isshin will you father my children!"
"If that's your way of asking for some fun, I'm free tomorrow nigEEET!" he stammered as a hard fist punched him in the face.
"I'm sorry ladies but someone has punched Isshin in the face. Are you unconscious Isshin? We better get you to the nurse's office" Byakuya bowed as he dragged his friend's body into the school.
"You know you're such a joy kill Byakuya" Isshin glared. The two were now sitting in class. Well, Byakuya was in his desk while Isshin was sitting on top of Byakuya's desk. Byakuya was leaning against the window, his hand tangled in his hair as he glared at the man sitting on his desk.
"Honestly….I don't know why I've put up with you for so long…."
"Because you love me" Isshin goofily smiled, taking his fingers and stabbing Byakuya's cheeks, dragging them upwards into an awkward looking smile. Byakuya's eyes shot wide open.
"…I hate you…" he feigned through his misshapen mouth.
"No….no you don't"
"… … … Damnit I hate when your right." Isshin just smiled and Byakuya tried to hide the smile, and the blush creeping up on his face. Then the teacher came in… Mrs. Unohana.
"Sit down everyone!" she chided. Everyone muttered evil things and took their seats, most of the boys drooling over the women that was Retsu Unohana. "Bya-kun would you like to tell us what happened in last night's reading?" she smiled with her eerie but sweet smile.
"Dear god someone hates me…" Byakuya sighed to himself. "Why do you insist on call me that Sensei?" Byakuya sighed.
"I've known you since you were in diapers Bya-kun" she grinned. "How can I not?"
"Well ok Retsu, or should I just call you Doctor lady? Or I could go with what Kenpachi and the others are always calling you…that creepy lady from the fourth. Which would you prefer?" Byakuya grinned evilly at his teacher. Said teacher in return frowned.
"Should I remind you of who I am Bya-kun?" she glared.
"Should I remind you of who I am….sensei?" Byakuya returned. The two glared at each other for a while, Isshin and their classmates could swear they saw sparks shooting out of their eyes towards each other. However, this was almost a daily occurrence between the two, so most everyone in the class just ignored it at this point. However, Isshin did want to know who they wereand what the names Byakuya called her meant.
"See me during lunch Kuchiki-aruji (lord)" she muttered before turning back to the board.
Lord Kuchiki? What the hell does that mean! Lately I feel as though Byakuya's been hiding things from me. It started last month. Ever since his grandfather died he's slowly been becoming more secluded. He's becoming colder, more distant. What happened and why won't he tell me. I mean it's not like we've been best friends since pre-k or anything. Why wou…
"MR. KUROSAKI!!!" Ritsu shouted. Isshin jumped in his seat.
"Yes sensei?" he asked nervously.
"Would you care to pay attention? I'm trying to teach you basic integration and your lost in your own little world" she frowned.
"Sorry Sensei" he bowed. She nodded and returned to teaching, Isshin lost in thought again about his childhood friend.
The lunch bell rang and Isshin got up to go to his and Byakuya's usual spot on the roof.
"I'll meet you in a few, I need to talk to Unohana-sensei for a minute" Byakuya sighed as he rose from his chair. Isshin nodded and walked out of the classroom. However, he stayed outside the room and listened in on their conversation.
"Listen Byakuya, I understand you've been under a lot of pressure since the death of Ginrei, and I'm sorry, but I'm just playing with you like I always have, why is it irritating you so much now?" Retsu asked, leaning forward in her chair and grabbing a water bottle.
"I'm sorry lady Retsu, I've just been so tired lately. I know we don't sleep, but…I was very close to my grandfather, and now that I've had to take up his duties as head of the Kuchiki family and as the Lord of the 6th clan. My demi-lord is a bastard who hates me for some unknown reason and I've just….I don't even know. And on top of this I'm lying to my best friend and my parents are trying to push me into an arranged marriage."
"Is it at least?"
"No….she's a human!"
Wait….what?
"You're parents want you to marry a human?" a stunned Unohana asked. "But your nobility of royal descent, why would they want to taint the blood line?"
"I'm not sure…" Byakuya sighed, "But I do know I don't wanna go through with it. I'm still in high school, and not that I have anything against humans, but an arranged marriage to one?"
"Go to lunch, come see me after the meeting tonight and fill me in" Retsu ordered.
"Yes Lord Unohana" he bowed. Isshin ran up to the roof and sat down, trying to make it seem like he had been waiting the whole time. Byakuya came up and took a seat on the other side of the pillar they always sat at. Isshin wasn't sure why, but in the 10 years they had known each other, Isshin had never once seen him eat. He never asked why, he just assumed Byakuya had a thing about eating in front of people. But every day Isshin would sit on one side of the pillar on the roof, and Byakuya would sit on the side adjacent to it. They talked, but Isshin never saw him eat. He heard Byakuya take out his water bottle, all he ever ate, and decided to talk.
"So I have a question" Isshin sighed.
"What's that?" Byakuya asked, feeling his fangs coming out after sipping his lunch.
"Why have you been so distant lately?"
"I don't know what you're talking about…" Byakuya scoffed. Even though he didn't see it, Isshin scowled.
"Bullshit!" he shouted. Byakuya's vampire eyes flung open in shock. "You've so been avoiding me, lying to me….aren't we friends! Stop hiding things from me damnit!" Isshin stood and left, leaving Byakuya alone on the roof, sighing into his palm, rubbing his eyes.
"Damn….." he sighed. He lifted his head up, the wind suddenly increasing and blowing his hair. "I wish I could tell you Isshin…" Byakuya took another sip of his lunch. He should have been able to sense it, but he couldn't. Little did he know, Isshin never went down the stairs, and heard what he said.
Then why don't you…
"No!" Byakuya shouted as he slammed his door shut, clicking the lock and flopping face down into his bed. The loud clang of feet running up stairs was heard, followed by someone fiddling with the doorknob from the outside. Then a large fist started slamming into the door and Byakuya groaned, pulling a pillow over his head and pulling it tight over his ears.
"Byakuya! You get out here right now and get ready for your date!" a thunderous voice demanded from the hall.
"No!" Byakuya shouted, throwing the pillow absentmindedly at the door. "I will not be forced into marriage and especially if the women is human!" Byakuya shouted. He didn't care if he was acting like a spoiled brat, he just downright refused to do this. He then felt a sudden flare in demonic energy and the door busted into a few pieces.
"You will go Byakuya. I don't care if she's human her families power would do wonders for the Kuchiki family" his father demanded.
"Is that all that matters? How the Kuchiki name will look!" Byakuya rose and faced his father. "I don't know if you became aware of this father, but I'm sure that's the only reason you're forcing this on me…" he growled, fangs bared.
"How DARE you bare your fangs to me!" his father shouted. Byakuya raised his demonic energy, forcing his father to the floor.
"Your pissed. Pissed that Grandfather left the clan and the house to me instead of you. He told me that you were to immature to be given the clan. So now your trying to shame my name by having me start a relationship with a human!" Byakuya flared his demonic energy even more. "I know vampires and humans have no qualms about dating now, but we are nobility!" Byakuya materialized Senbonzakura, the beautiful pink and white snake slithered to the hand he held out in the air. It put its nose in the center of his palm and stood straight in the air, glowing white.
"This is for baring your fangs at the head of the Kuchiki clan, as well as the lord of the 6th clan" Byakuya glared. "Scatter…"
"Byakuya!" he heard a soft voice come from the door. He turned to find his mother standing in the doorway. "Please Byakuya… it would make me very happy if you went out with the human girl tonight. Her mother is a friend of mine and….please Byakuya?" she whimpered. Byakuya glared at his mother, then his father, then back to his mother before sighing.
"Fine…only because you're not threatening me….or pissing me off" Byakuya sighed. Senbonzakura was already in his sword form though, so Byakuya before dematerializing him slashed his father's shoulder.
"Try it again father and you won't be so lucky" Byakuya glared, licking the blood from his sword before dematerializing him and exiting the room.
An hour later Byakuya was dressed fairly nicely, sighing as he sat in the chair in the living room waiting for the human girl to arrive. Byakuya had nothing against humans, in fact, he actually envied them. Humans didn't need to drink blood to survive. Humans didn't have to worry about nobility, keeping the bloodlines pure and pleasing the elders. Humans didn't have to lead an entire clan at age 18. The humans that had to do those things chose to do those things; they weren't born into the mess like Byakuya was.
The fact of the matter was that Byakuya was already in love. He knew there was nothing he could do about it, and he was almost positive that the feelings were not mutual. Byakuya just couldn't imagine himself with anyone else.
The doorbell rang and his injured father, who was in a new shirt, opened the door.
"Um….hello" a shy brunette smiled through the door. "Are you Mr. Kuchiki?" she asked the man holding the door. He nodded and stepped aside for her to enter. Byakuya looked up and saw the girl.
She was about 5' 4'' with long straight black hair. She had deep red eyes and a very cute and girly round face. Her ample curves and voluptuous breasts made her a very attractive woman. But Byakuya still wanted nothing to do with her. She walked up and bowed to Byakuya, he waved her to stop.
"My name is Keito Kurogokegumo. I hope we can have a good time together Kuchiki-sama" she smiled shyly. He sighed and nodded out of politeness.
Why don't they understand…
"You're going to take her out to dinner and then for a walk in the park. Is this clear Byakuya?" His father glared. Byakuya nodded, but gave a vampire glare to his father.
"Come Keito-san, we must be going" Byakuya nodded towards the door. Keito blushed at the formality and nodded, quickly rushing out after Byakuya, who was making no attempts to wait for her.
The walk was silent, Byakuya making no attempts at conversation. Keito quietly followed, occasionally attempting to make conversation about the weather, their families, but nothing would make Byakuya talk. She would get a few short answers out of him but that was it. She then just decided to stay quiet.
They arrived at dinner and ordered their food. It was an upscale Italian place in the heart of Karakura. Keito sat with her hands folded in her lap, trying to decide how to start a conversation.
"So Kuchiki-sama, my father told me that you're a vampire. Is that why you won't talk to me? Am I to low to talk to you?" she asked quietly. His eyes grew slightly and he looked at her. She knew? Well he guessed that made a little sense.
"No, I just have no interest in seeing, much less marrying anyone at his time. As for your question if I hate human, I will have you know that my best friend is a human. So that would be rather silly if I hated them wouldn't it?" Keito nodded.
"If it makes you feel any better…I don't really want to be here either. My father made me come, saying how a venture between the Kurogokegumo and Kuchiki families would create the most powerful family in all of Japan, and that we would have the potential to buy half the nation. But I'm glad my opinions matter you know?" she laughed softly.
"Exactly…" Byakuya sighed. The waiter then came and took their orders. Byakuya ordered a salad, since vampires usually didn't eat that much human food. Since Keito did need to eat, she ordered spaghetti, but interestingly enough she ordered it without onion. Byakuya gave her a strange look.
"No onion? Usually people just pick it out if they don't like it, but it adds flavor" he asked.
"I'm allergic" she grinned shyly. Byakuya nodded. Now that they had something it common, it served to break the ice and the rest of the evening went smoothly. They made small talk and enjoyed themselves, despite the fact that the dinner out left Byakuya hungry for his usual evening meal.
When they left Byakuya took her to the park as his father ordered. She sat down on the swings and they talked a little more. She then jumped up when she felt a few raindrops on her face.
"I know somewhere we can go" she ushered Byakuya to follow. He followed her into an abandoned warehouse and shut the door behind him. The rain had been steadily increasing as they made their way towards the warehouse, and it was now a full out thunderstorm. He turned to see Keito sitting on a box, swinging her legs back and forth.
"Well, at least now we won't get wet right Keito-san?" he asked. Keito however just kept smiling, looking at Byakuya, kicking her legs back and forth. "Keito-san?" he asked again. She jumped down and began walking towards Byakuya.
"Are you cold Kuchiki-sama?" she asked. He shook his head.
"I'm fine, are you…" he stopped when she took off her dress and tossed it to another side of the warehouse. Her wet skin glistened in the dim lighting in the warehouse, her bra and panties the only thing separating her from the outside world. They too were slightly damp, giving Byakuya a perfect view of her beautiful body.
"Please let me warm you up Kuchiki-sama" she purred, rubbing herself against him. He didn't find it amusing at all.
"Please get off of me…" Byakuya groaned as he pushed her off. She hit the floor with a thud and glared at him with her dark red eyes.
"So you not find me attractive?" she asked, a slightly pissed off tone getting through.
"No, but like I said I have no interest in dating you right now, so what would posses you to believe that you could seduce me in such a manner?" he asked coldly. She stood and stuck her hand out towards him.
"Wani ni Kakeru!" she shouted. A silver thread shout out of her wrist and wrapped around Byakuya, ensnaring him as the name suggested. She then shot more thread and tied him in some sort of web. He struggled but found that it just tangled him even more into the sticky mess.
"What is the meaning of this!" he barked, his fangs now showing. "I thought you were human!"
"I was….but there's a horrible curse in the Kurogokegumo family. Once every hundred years a woman is born with a gift. This gift causes her to change…. Immensely. This "gift" however is thought of as a curse by the family, and they kill the girl who shows its symptoms. Therefore, I just killed those who suspected anything" she grinned. Her teeth were not human anymore. They were all razor sharp, and 2 pincers were beginning to protrude from the side of her jaw. Byakuya's eyes shot open.
It all makes sense now! She wasn't allergic to the onion, it's lethal to her. She can shoot spider webs, and her fangs, her trying to seduce me. The black hair, red eyes. Even her name means black widow! Every hundred years the gene mutates, but they are unable to continue their gene because they are killed. Shes…
"Jorogumo!" He shouted. She began to laugh.
"You're good, there's a reason you're a noble Kuchiki Byakuya. You're right, I'm a Jurogumo, the whore spider as were so affectionately called. When my father told me of you I thought you would be a perfect mate. You see, we don't live long we Jorogumo. Relatively speaking anyway. We only live about 100 years, and because we are so savagely killed on a regular basis our population is small. Therefore our only instinct is to produce as many offspring as possible before our deaths!" she shouted.
"You want me to father your children?" Byakuya asked slightly annoyed. "You want me to do this tied up?"
"Theres a reason for your predicament" she laughed. A dark black light then surrounded her, her body transforming into a hideous creation. Waist down began expanding back, growing into a thorax and sprouting 3 pairs of spider legs. She lost her bra and her hands became claws. Her pincers were fully out of her mouth, and she now had another pair of glowing red eyes atop her original set. "We Jurogumo EAT OUR MATES!" she laughed. "Another reason we have so few, we have to find a new suitor every time. It becomes quite a problem. Alas, you won't have to worry about me, it will all be over for you soon" she grinned, using her spider legs to crawl up the web towards a squirming Byakuya.
"Damnit why do I always get caught in the rain!" Isshin shouted as he ran down the street, covering his head with his jacket. "Of all the days I decide to go to the library. Ya good decision making on my part" he scolded himself. "I am never studying again!" He continued running until he spotted an abandoned warehouse. "It's my lucky day!" he sang to himself, running towards it. "Byakuya's right….I need to stop talking to myself."
Keito was hanging right over Byakuya right now, jaws open, ready to do whatever necessary. Byakuya could move his hand just enough to…
"HADO 31! SHAKKAHO!" he shouted, shooting the red fireball right at the spider women. The explosion was enough for him to gain full use of his arm. He quickly materialized Senbonzakura, releasing him.
"Scatter! Senbonzakura!" Suddenly millions of Sakura blossoms surrounded the women, slicing her and the web to shreds, allowing Byakuya to get down and take refuge on the other side of the warehouse. When the debris cleared the women was left panting and bloody.
"You'll pay Kuchiki!" she shouted. She opened her jaw as wide as it would go, shooting her silk out at him. He ran towards her, swinging his zanpaktou back and forth, cutting away the threads she was shooting at him until he gracefully jumped, slicing her arms off and landing on her back. He held his sword at her throat and grinned slightly…he was after all hungry.
"You picked the wrong pray Keito Kurogokegumo. You off all people should know that vampire venom is the most deadly substance to a Jurogumo!" Byakuya sank his fangs into her neck, she started howling as her life seeped from the wounds he had delivered, some seeping into his hungry mouth. She dropped to her knees, before falling forward, dead. Byakuya pulled his fangs out and looked at her, holding her lifeless corpse in his hands, blood dripping from his fangs, running down his face. His eyes grew wide when he heard the door to the warehouse open, and he almost dropped when he saw the man that walked through the door.
"Isshin!" he gasped, realizing what he was doing. Isshin stood, staring at the blood covered Byakuya, holding the beast underneath him, obviously dead.
"Byakuya…" he sighed.
"I'll explain everything…" Byakuya started.
"Is this what you were hiding from me?" Isshin asked.
"Isshin…" Byakuya sighed and dropped the spider, bringing his free, yet still blood covered hand to his face. "Yes…I was afraid of how you would react if you knew that I was… a vampire." Isshin just stood there, almost in shock.
"You were afraid?" Isshin asked kind of shocked. Byakuya nodded.
"So then…when you said you couldn't imagine marrying a human. Does that mean I'm not fit to be your best friend either?" Isshin asked. Byakuya's head shot up.
"Isshin…no!" he shouted.
"If you think so lowly of us" Isshin looked away.
"I didn't think you'd want anything to do with me if you knew" Byakuya sighed. "I thought you would be scared and run like all the other humans."
"I guess it shows how well you know me" Isshin growled. "So why didn't you want to date her" he looked down at the spider women. "Aside from the fact that she's a liar, ugly and the fact that her ass is too big" Isshin asked. Byakuya re-sheathed Senbonzakura and made his way over to his friend, wiping the blood off his face with his wet shirt. Byakuya reached Isshin and sighed again.
"You've been doing that a lot today" Isshin smirked. "Someone forgot to take the happy pill today!"
"Shut it" Byakuya growled.
"Now there's the Byakuya I know" Isshin smiled. "Now are you gonna answer my question?" Byakuya wouldn't look at him.
"The reason I refused to date her…." Byakuya gulped. "Is because I'm in love with someone else."
"Really! Who! You never told me that! Well now I'm gonna sound like one of those preppy girls who has to know everything but by now Byakuya you should know that I need to know everything. I'm your best friend and you didn't tell me? Well I guess you wouldn't tell me cuz I can't keep secrets worth shit. Hell if I had a secret I wouldn't even tell me. But then that wouldn't make any sense because I have to tell me secrets because I'm…" Isshin was suddenly cut off when a pair of lips suddenly crashed into his. It took him a second, but he finally realized that Byakuya was the one kissing him.
Wait a minute…
Byakuya!
Impossible.
But it was. Byakuya was kissing him. Now Isshin had been Byakuya's best friend forever practically. He would have seen this wouldn't he? Why…? Isshin suddenly felt Byakuya's wet arms pull away, Byakuya looked confused himself. He put a hand up to his face and looked for a second at Isshin before turning away towards the exit.
"Come to my place tomorrow. I'll explain everything…including that." Just like that Byakuya was back to normal. Well, as normal as a person can seem after you just found out they're a vampire and have a man crush on you…
The Next Day
"Oh hello Isshin Byakuya said you were coming today" Byakuya's father smiled, stepping aside and letting Isshin in.
"Mr. Kuchiki? Why do you have a black eye and an orange sized lump on your head?"
"Oh this? This is what you get we you almost get your son eaten by a spider woman" Mr. Kuchiki nervously laughed. Isshin nodded and made his way up to Byakuya's bedroom. When he opened the door he found Byakuya laying face down on his bed, his cat sleeping on his head.
"Hey Byakuya!" Isshin shouted, kicking him off the bed. Byakuya hit the floor with a thud and stoically rose from the floor, his cat hissing at Isshin before running out of the room. Isshin shut the door and sat in the chair at Byakuya's desk. Byakuya sat back down on the bed and sighed.
"It's a phase…" he stared at Isshin. Isshin made one of those confused faces he's usually wearing and tilted his head like a confused puppy.
"What being a vampire?" he asked. Byakuya got a tick mark and tried not to explode.
"NO YOU MORON! MY….." he looked to the side and frowned. "My thing for you." Isshin's eyes grew wide, mouthing O and looking down. Byakuya sighed again. "All vampires naturally go through a homosexual phase in their life. It begins at a different age for every vampire, and lasts varying amounts of time. It is supposed to prevent overpopulation, since we live forever. If we do not love those we reproduce with we will not be able to. The good news for me is that the younger it hits, the less amount of time it lasts. Since it hit me so young I will probably be over it in a few months" he explained, scratching the top of his head.
"How do you know that's what it is, and that you're not really…"
"Because until about 2 weeks ago I was completely straight, and then the next day I woke up and found myself smitten with you. I don't think that's what normal people go through when they realize these things." Isshin nodded.
"Probably not… So what about the vampire thing. Is that what you were talking to sensei about the other day?" Byakuya frowned at him.
"I should know by know that eavesdropping is your forte. Listen carefully. The vampires of Japan belong to something known as the Gotei 13, the 13 clans of vampires. Each clan has a Lord, a demi-lord, 18 other ranked subordinates and then hundreds of unranked subordinates below them. Unohana-sensei is the Lord of the 4th clan, the clan in charge of medicine. When my grandfather died last month I became the Lord of the 6th clan."
"So you're basically a ruler?" Byakuya nodded. "The Kuchiki family is one of the 4 noble families in the vampire world. We carry great weight, and after my grandfather died I became the head of the house too."
"So I'm friends with a celebrity" Isshin grinned.
"Shut it…"
"So how do you determine who gets to be a lord and demi-lord?"
"Every vampire is born with a zanpaktou, a part of their soul which can manifest itself into the form of a snake. When you learn the name of your zanpaktou they can transform into a sword and you gain your shikai. When you gain bankai, your final release you then may be asked to become a lord." Byakuya manifested his snake. The pink and white snake sat on his shoulder, staring at Isshin. "This is Senbonzakura, my zanpaktou." The snake nodded and bowed.
"Howdy…" Isshin grinned.
"Now I have a question…" Byakuya asked. "Why are you taking all of this so well?" Isshin leaned back in his chair and rested his head in his palm.
"I'm not really sure. Probably because you are my best friend. I can trust you. Not to mention, would you believe me if I told you I think my aunt is cat woman?" Isshin smirked. "That aside though. This whole you being in love with me thing…"
"Oh no."
"How long is this gonna last?"
"If I had to venture a guess?" Byakuya scrunched his eyebrows together. "About 3 months." Isshin sighed, scratching the back of his head.
"Well…. What are you gonna do about it?"
"I have to live with it" Byakuya made an annoyed face.
"Vampire puberty sucks eh?"
"Were you listening to anything I said?"
"Was I supposed to be?"
"Isshin…."
"You're the one who fell for me damnit" he teased.
"Scatter…."
"OH SHIT"
"I'm not helping you" Senbonzakura sighed.
"T__T Why not?"
"This whole thing is stupid."
"Well if you're not going to help then leave!"
"You're so mean to the little guy."
"I hate you…"
"That's not what you said earlier ^ ^"
"You know if I didn't know better I'd think you were enjoying yourself."
"Me…pft never."
"Don't make me."
"Make you what."
"I'll make you enjoy it, I may enjoy these next few months more than I initially anticipated."
"Byakuya….Byakuya….what are you….damnit Byakuya!" Isshin jumped and ran to the other side of the room, only to have Byakuya appear right next to him and slam him into a wall, his eyes full of lust and a creepy smile on his face.
"You know Byakuya your acting REALLY OOC RIGHT NOW!"
"What's your point" he grinned.
"And I have to put up with this how long?"
"3 months." Byakuya had Isshin cornered. "I suggest you just learn to live with it."
"Must I?"
"Well….you can do this willingly, or I could go into some lust filled vampireistic rage and suck all you're your blood, killing you. You decide."
"….damnit…."
"It's only 3 months, but I'm glad you've seen it my way" Byakuya grinned, leaning in towards Isshin. "No one will know…only us, and it doesn't mean anything, just remember that."
"Easy for you to sa…" Isshin was cut off again. He felt Byakuya's lips on his own, Byakuya's hands around his face. Isshin sighed and went with it. Byakuya was his best friend, and he knew this wouldn't last long. But not going with it could damage their friendship forever, and Isshin didn't have too many other true friends. Byakuya pulled away.
"Sorry…" he smacked his forhead.
"You know its funny seeing the normally stoic Byakuya like this" Isshin tried to act like nothing had just happened. "You have no control do you?"
"Not really."
"Well, I guess this is gonna be an interesting time eh?"
The next 3 months came and went; Byakuya was in love with Isshin one day, Issihn trying his best to deal with it. Then the next day Byakuya woke up, feeling completely…not in love with Isshin.
"I'd kiss you if it wouldn't defeat the purpose" Byakuya stated. Isshin laughed.
"Thank the lord that's over."
"We never speak of this again."
"Alright."
20 Years Ago. Karakura College
"You know Byakuya I remember a time when you were smitten with me" Isshin grinned at the table the two sat at the coffee shop.
"What part of we were to never speak of it again didn't you understand!" Byakuya tick marked. Isshin laughed.
"Calm down I'm just teasing."
"Well I'm not. My parents are setting me up again" Byakuya sighed, crossing his arms.
"Because that worked so well the first time" Isshin smiled. Byakuya and Isshin had graduated and they were now attending Karakura University. Isshin was studying medicine, while Byakuya was studying television. He wanted to host his own television show. With his personality though nobody was sure why he wanted to enter this profession, but he was at the top of his class so no one questioned it.
"At least this time it's a vampire" Byakuya sighed in relief, taking a sip of his tea.
"It is? So they've decided they want you to marry nobility now eh?" Isshin asked. Byakuya nodded.
"Apparently, she's a demonic princess" Byakuya sipped again. Isshin gave him a weird look.
"What's that?"
"A demonic princess is the most revered and powerful of the vampires. As the name suggests, they are all women, and believed to be direct decedents of the first vampire, however even this is only a rumor. They are beautiful and rare in number; they're actually being hunted off by someone. We'll see how this goes…"
"You don't sound too enthused…don't tell me you're"
"DON'T say it" Byakuya growled. "No, but if you haven't noticed blind dates haven't went well for me in the past. Not to mention…there's another issue."
"That she's a woman?"
"You're going to die!"
"You're being OOC again."
"You do this to me!" Byakuya huffed and leaned back in his chair and sipped his teas again. "She refuses to go alone and has requested that I bring a friend with me for a double date with her best friend."
"You want me to date a vampire?" Isshin asked, slightly flabbergasted. Then he smirked. "Of course I guess it wouldn't be the OOMPH!" Byakuya had finally had it, he made sure no one was looking and fired a low level kido at Isshin's head.
"Say it again…I dare you."
"Ok….I'm done." Isshin smiled, getting up.
"She's not a vampire; she's a human which works perfectly."
"So it's a double date eh?" Byakuya nodded.
"Should we tell them about your preference?" Isshin giggled. Byakuya was gonna say something when an evil smirk crossed his face.
"You know Isshin…If I recall you did date me for those 3 months….and you weren't under and natural hormonal phase like I was…" the smile on Byakuya's face was so evil, and Isshin went white.
"I….was…..just being a good friend!" Isshin choked.
"Really? Because I remember a few very passionate kisses, where your tongue was the dominate one…"
"You bastard…. I did it…"
"You will never speak of it again…"
"Never…."
"Good! Now let's go we meet them in 5 hours" Byakuya grinned, paying for his drink and getting up to leave.
"Bastard" Isshin growled, getting up to follow.
That evening Byakuya and Isshin were dressed nicely, but still casually, making their way to the park where they were going to meet their dates.
"So do you know anything about these girls Byakuya?" Isshin asked. Byakuya shook his head.
"I don't even have names. All I know is that they have been best friends since childhood. Kind of like us." Isshin was about to make a smart ass comment but he remembered the events earlier and kept quiet. "We're here, let's see if we can.."
"AHHHH MASAKI KILL IT!!!" they heard a woman scream. She sounded young, an adorable, but frightened voice. They started running towards the sound of the voice when they heard another.
"NO WAY! YOU KILL IT HISANA WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO!!!" they heard another beautiful voice shout.
"I don't care just get it away!!!" The first voice shouted.
"Maybe we can stab it!" the second voice proposed.
"With what!" the first voice asked annoyed.
"You use your zanpaktou! I'll use this stick!"
"Zanpaktou? They must be the girls we're looking for" Byakuya ushered. They made their way to a group of trees, where 2 women were huddled together, trembling at the sight of….
A garden spider…. (Ok have you ever seen one of things? THEY'RE SO SCARY!)
"Hado number 1….Thrust" Byakuya said halfheartedly. The spider was hit and splattered by the energy and Byakuya and Isshin's long faces looked at the girls. They stopped quivering and looked up at them.
"Oh, you must be our dates" the black haired women, who they determined was the first voice smiled. She dropped her blonde friend, whose eyes went wide as she fell to the ground. "My name is Hisana Chitsuki, and that lovely young lady on the ground with the bruise on her ass is Masaki Natsuame. I'm the princess, so I guess I'm your date Mr….."
"Kuchiki….. Byakuya Kuchiki. And this is Isshin Kurosaki, the human" Byakuya said dryly.
"You say that like it's a bad thing…." Isshin glared.
"Jerk…" Masaki muttered.
"I like you already" Isshin gave Masaki the thumbs up.
"I hate you…." Byakuya glared.
"You say that a lot and yet I'm still here" Isshin smiled.
"I feel pity on your future children…" Byakuya sighed again and looked at the smiling girl in front of him. She was short, probably about 5 feet tall. She had beautiful silky white skin, contrasted beautifully by her violet eyes and raven hair, which hung loosely a little past her shoulders. Her curves were subtle, but they were there. She was a beautiful woman, leagues beyond Keito. "Are all princesses as beautiful as you are?" he asked calmly.
"Are all nobles as straight forward and lame as you are?" she smirked. "What do you give that Masaki-chan" she asked smugly. Masaki magically pulled out a notebook and marker, quickly scribbling something down and presenting.
"I give him a 5 for effort, but a 7 for presentation" she grinned.
"Where did you…" Isshin started.
"Don't worry about it" Masaki grinned. Isshin took time to look at the girl. She was tall, her long legs exposed in her skirt. She had beautiful wavy light brown hair, flowing down to her waist. Her eyes shown pure happiness and her smile was adorable. She was curvier than her friend, but they were both equally beautiful.
"So, what do you guys wanna do first?" Hisana asked.
"Ooooo pick me!" Masaki jumped up and down, waving her hand in the air.
"Yes Masaki-chan?"
"Let's go get ice cream! Then we can get to know each other!"
"What a lovely idea! One would almost wonder if it was planned" Hisana giggled. "Come now don't keep us up!" Hisana shouted at the men as her and Masaki took off.
"Ok, so let's start with you Lord Kuchiki" Masaki grinned as they sat at the ice cream shop. "What is your favorite TV show?" Byakuya opened his mouth to answer when Isshin butted in.
"The adventures of Chappy the rabbit!" Isshin laughed. Byakuya resisted the urge to punch him.
"Actually…"
"OMG REALLY!" Hisana's eyes sparkled. "I adore chappy!"
"Byakuya owes me now" Isshin raised an eyebrow.
"Shut it" Byakuya growled.
"Ok….Kurosaki-kun, if you were on a boat, and the boat was sinking and you had to choose between saving your dog or saving the food so that you wouldn't starve on the island you got stranded what would you save?" Hisana asked.
"Hmmm….." Isshin seriously started thinking. "Well….I'd probably save the dog and hope that there was food on the island. Worse comes to worse eat the dog, but only if you're gonna die if you don't eat soon."
"That's exactly what I would do!" Masaki grinned. "Aside from eating the dog. I think I'd rather starve."
The rest of the night continued like this, just talking and laughing. Well Byakuya didn't do much laughing but whatever.
2 Years Later
"I can't believe we're still dating them" Isshin told Byakuya as they sat in their dorm one night. Isshin took a puff of his cigarette and blew out the smoke.
"I do wish you wouldn't smoke in the room."
"Sorry…I'm trying to quit." Isshin out his cigarette and they continued staring at the moon.
"Isshin… are we in love?" Isshin looked at Byakuya and shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't know. I mean, when I'm around Masaki….I get this feeling…"
"That you never want to let them go."
"That you would do anything for them."
"Give your life?"
"Go to the ends of the earth."
"Kill the bastard….trying to off all of her kind." Byakuya stood and made his way to the door. Isshin shot up.
"Where are you going Byakuya?" Isshin asked. Byakuya turned his head a little and smirked.
"Isshin…if this goes well…would you be the best man at my wedding?" Isshin's eyes grew wide, before returning to normal as he smirked.
"Only if you agree to be mine."
5 Months Later
The weddings were held one week apart from each other, the couples opting for a double honeymoon. They traveled to Hawaii, soaking up the sun's rays and expressing their undying love for each other. Byakuya and Hisana were polar opposites, but they completed each other, and were each other's perfect support systems. Isshin and Masaki on the other hand were exactly the same. Bubbly, goofy, sarcastic, and good friends. Never did they think that that double date 2 and a half years ago would lead to this.
The matter of children however was a different subject. For some reason, despite their best efforts Byakuya and Hisana were unable to conceive. They had wanted to have a child with Isshin and Masaki, but were finding it quite difficult.
However, things happen for a reason. A year later in January Hisana's mother gave birth to a baby girl, Rukia. However, her mother died in childbirth, and Hisana and Byakuya decided to raise her to the child that had evaded them for so long.
And 6 months later, an orange haired scowl entered the world. His name? Ichigo Kurosaki.
Yawn....yay.....Did yall find it funny? I hope so cuz it was supposed to be a funny chapter.
Byakuya was WAY OOC like half this chapter...but its ok because he was young, and it was funny :)
So the next chapter is still gonna be flashbacks, but were gonna get some dramatic irony (B-Ro would be so proud...i hope, it 330 am i using this right) were gonna see the pasts of little Ixhi and Ruki ^ ^
San Jose...sharks.....Gary Bettman......the NHL....YOU GUYS SUCK! That was the worst officiated playoff series if seen in my entire life!
But being the fact that im a mature red wings fan who has been told there is no conspiracy for years now, thats all ill say.
Night....hope you like it. Please review