AN: sorry for the MASSIVE wait, but I wrote the whole of part 2 (the next three chapters, and trust me, some of them are really long, one of them has 3 parts to it!) without uploading anything, so you've got them to look forward to so you shouldn't be too annoyed with me, plus, this is an extra long chapter, (1853 words to be exact, that's about 80% more than I normally do!) here we go!
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It's Complicated: Part II
Chapter 4: Burying Your Problems
Behind the tree, Blu, Jewel and Nathan were burying the body of the dead rapist.
"Jewel I just don't understand why we cant come clean, after all it was self defence" Blu suggested.
"No but Blu, he was pretty much unconscious, that's murder," Jewel explained.
"Whoa! You didn't tell me that!" Blu exclaimed
"Come on, lets just get this done with"
"Hey do you think that girl will be mad I shat in her bed?" Nathan asked as he dragged the body wrapped in leaves to the hole.
"I would of thought so" Blu remarked
Nathan inched closer to Jewel and asked;
"So are we alright then, you know, with me slipping you the finger?" Jewel noticed Blu's face turn red with anger even though he tried to hide it, he moved slightly away from the other two. Jewel turned back to Nathan and replied;
"Ugh… I don't even wanna think about it", Then Jewel too moved slightly away from him.
Nathan scraped away more dirt with his talon before he heard a noise.
"Hey… do you here that?" He asked.
"What?" Jewel replied.
"Oh yeah I hear it" Blu commented.
"It sounds like- Screaming"
Blu was right, the screaming got louder and louder before it was cut off sharply.
"Oh god… maybe we should see what's going on" Jewel suggested.
"what about the body?"
"Oh yeah, your right Blu… why don't you stay here and we'll go-"
Jewel was cut off as a young African Gray plopped onto the ground in front of her, she didn't seemed injured by the fall, so she had only fell a very short distance, maybe a couple of feet.
Blu ran up to it and placed his wing on it's chest.
"Hey, are you ok?"
The parrot, which was a female, simply lifted her wing and pointed with a feather to the sky, where she was staring. The three Macaws looked up in shock at the sight of the familiar hero-like bird flying away.
"Hey! Get back here, you prick! You can't just leave this mental here with us! OI!" Nathan shouted, but the masked bird simply just continued flying, without looking back.
"So what happened there?" Blu asked in a soothing voice.
"Well… I, I was just flying out of the tree I'm staying in, to find some flower petals or something to make the place smell a little nicer, because I found that some insolent fool had crapped in my nest!" Blu and Jewel turned their attention to Nathan, who slightly backed away slowly. Blu turned back to the African Gray Parrot whom he now had resting in his wings.
"Go on" He urged in the same soothing voice.
"Well, I wasn't too far from my tree when two large Hyacinth Macaws appeared, and one of them smashed into me, knocking me out of the air, I had an idea of what they wanted with me, so I started flying for my life and screaming for help.
Just when the two Macaws were catching up, a bird in a black suit appeared out of nowhere, I thought my life was over, that he was one of them, but I was wrong, he flew up to one of them and grasped it around its neck, he threw it towards the ground but the other one was catching up to me, so the bird in the suit grabbed me and brought me here, he must trust you a lot." The parrot figured.
"Yeah… hey hang on, you said that other bird was still chasing you…" Blu remembered, and Jewel's eyes widened.
"We'd better take her to our den, quick!" she said.
"Oh thank you so much, I think one of them Macaws damaged my wing when he banged into me, it hurts a bit, but I think I can manage, where is your den?"
"Follow me, I'll show you" Blu offered, he gestured for the bird to follow before he took flight, the African Gray obeyed.
"Jesus Christ, Jewel! A fourth bird in the den?" Jewel turned round to face Nathan.
"Well hopefully she wont be in the den."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, she's not staying, I'm going to take her to Tulio before tonight, she can recover there, we've already got you, we can't take another one in, it's not a hostel."
"Oh, ok, now lets put this fat bastard six feet under"
After burying the body, Jewel and Nathan flew into the den to see Blu tending to the new bird as if he were a doctor.
"Wow" Nathan remarked.
"Blu's her bitch"
"Her name, is Sheva, she's African" Blu responded.
"Wow, you got yourself an African chick. I've slept with loads of African chicks"
Jewel and Blu's jaws gaped in horror at what he just said, even Sheva turned round with a disgusted look on her face. After Nathan figured out what they thought he said, he quickly corrected it.
"No! Not those chicks, you sick perverts!"
"Who are you people?" Sheva asked.
"Sorry, I'm Jewel, and this over here is Nathan" She gestured to Nathan, who was checking out his thighs.
"Ugh…" Jewel grunted.
"You're a strange group…" Sheva remarked.
"Tell me about it" Jewel replied.
"So Jewel, did you see that Macaw?" Sheva wondered.
"No… but come to think of it… it gives me an idea. I'll be right back! On NO circumstances follow me!" Jewel said with a stern look, before swooping out of the den.
Nathan remarked:
"She must be on her period"
Jewel had flew a safe distance from her den before she decided to start shouting.
"OI! Where are you, you Hyacinth little dick! HEY!"
She soon got what she needed, the Hyacinth Macaw from earlier and probably the same one who wanted to get Sheva appeared in front of her.
"Oh, well if it isn't the BITCH who killed Javier! I'm gonna have some fun, now!" Jewel backed off slowly and looked up at the sky expectantly.
"Come on then, save me, you dick!" No one appeared, and while Jewel was distracted, the Macaw flew at her at high speeds and rammed his head into her chest.
"Gah!" Jewel managed before she began the twenty foot descent down to the ground.
She hit the floor with a 'thud', and heard victorious laughter coming from the crazy Hyacinth Macaw.
She then noticed the masked figure smashing the bird into a tree.
'Bit late, don't ya' think?' she thought, before everything went black…
Blu and Sheva were sat on a branch outside the den watching the sunset, Nathan walked up to them.
"Alright, if you two shagbirds don't mind, I'm gonna go out for a little evening fly. You know, stretch my wings, get some air to my cock to get ready for my next shag"
"Okay then, see ya'" Blu had become accustomed to Nathans taunts now, Sheva however, had never seen anything like it.
"How can you let him treat you like that, Blu?" She asked.
"Oh, I'm used to it, it's just his personality, he doesn't mean to be offensive… at least I don't think he does…" Blu looked into Sheva's eyes, and she looked back deeply into his eyes, and they moved closer and closer together.
Nathan landed on a tree near Rafael's nest, the toucan noticed Nathan shortly after.
"Hey. Hey, you! What's your name again?" Rafael asked in a whisper when he got closer to Nathan, another Scarlet macaw followed him.
"Oh it's the guy with the huge nose! How ya' doin miss Streisand?"
"Be quiet… Nathan wasn't it? The kids are asleep."
"What do you want?" Nathan asked.
"someone's been looking for you…" Rafael gestured to the Scarlet Macaw, Nathan looked at it in confusion.
Blu tasted Sheva's tongue, her wings were ruffling his head feathers as she tried to get the most of him as she possibly could, they both moved their heads side to side aggressively to savour more of each others mouth.
Jewel opened her eyes, she was surrounded in mud, but she could see perfectly well, she then noticed the flashlights placed all around, and knew she was underground.
She stood up and noticed how big the place was, it looked like there were many separate rooms. She looked at the walls to find lots of pictures of Blu, Nathan, and herself, all taken from sneaky angles, like behind trees and from under logs, as if they were being spied on. There was also a large number of digital clocks around, all with different times on, and counting down. Then Jewel moved her head around and looked at a small nest in the corner, splayed out on it, was the mysterious birds suit.
Nathan stared at Rafael.
"What are you talking about Barbara?" Nathan asked him.
"I think Jake can speak for himself" Rafael gestured to Jake, and he began to speak.
"Listen, Nathan" Jake also had an Irish accent, which made Nathan confused.
"I'm your Brother"
….TO BE CONTINUED
They moaned with pleasure. Blu pressed his body closer to hers as she wrapped her legs around him. Still kissing, they lay down and he rolled on top of her, and prepared to do something he never thought he would get to do, but would this ruin his chance with Jewel?
….TO BE CONTINUED
Jewel looked around in confusion, she then figured out that this would be the day she found out who the bird in the suit was… she turned around in surprise as a very familiar face appeared behind her.
….TO BE CONTINUED
AN: HAHAHAHA! A TRIPLE CLIFFHANGER!
Well if that isn't a way to keep people reading then I don't know what is.
Even though I do have the next two chapters written, I wont be releasing them straight away like last time because that would render my incredible triple cliffhanger pointless, so I'll just leave you guys to ponder over it for the next few days,
Nathan has a brother?
Will Blu shag the African girl?
(the big one) Who is the masked bird?
Find out…
NEXT TIME:
"what the FUCK?
since when did you go around
dressin in suits and being all
superhero-y?"
"Bu- well how's that even possible?"
"We've got the same dad"
"Look, Blu, I didn't come over here permanently
I'm going home tomorrow… I'm sorry"
(Insert Doctor Who theme here)
REVIEW NOW! DO IT NOW! BEFORE I- well there's nothing I can do, but still, please review!
(for the record, if you want to know for some bizarre reason, there are 5377 words in this story so far)
-Nathan