Heeeeyy! It's still me, Itsi! Please, please, please R&R. You can say anything, so flames are not frowned upon! (okay, I will frown when I get flames, but you get my meaning!)

Disclaimer- What? Do you think I'm Rick Riordan? Of course not, so I don't own PJO.

Still Thalia's P.O.V

"What the Hades?" I said. Was this normal?Well, obviously not in this world. The grass was blue, and the sky was green. Unless I've been totally crazy my whole life, I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be the other way around.

I stepped out of the little jacked-up cabin I was in and took a little look around. I was, at first, afraid to touch the grass, in case it was, like, poisoned or something. But I took the risk, and found out there was nothing wrong with the grass. Except the color, of course.

I looked at the cabin, and found that it was a totally ugly version of the Zeus cabin. The roof was caving in, the columns were cracked, and, of course, nothing is complete without the smell of dog crap. Boy, did it stink.

I stepped out a bit more. Oh, I really shouldn't have. I heard whispers, then… things started coming out from behind bushes. Omigods, I thought. These are not munchkins. They were waay too huge to be munchkins. Plus, they weren't singing no "Ding-Dong! The Witch is dead!" Then came one scary thought: who the Hades did I crush!

I checked under the cabin, and, yep, sure enough, there were two helluva-ugly legs stickin' out from under there! Then, I heard the not-munchkins sing a rather weird song: "Hi-ho, the Rachel's crushed!" I'll admit, it was pretty funny. Then I noticed that the not-munchkins were actually Cyclopes! Of course, huh? One of the bigger ones ( and trust me, he was big. The smallest was around 7 feet!) pointed at Rachel's feet. They started curling up, leaving some Nikes behind. I picked them up, and they transformed into combat boots! Sweet!

Then, the one who had pointed at Rachel's feet exclaimed "Hooray! You freed us from the horrible wrath of Rachel!" Then, a bubble started floating towards me. It got closer and closer, and got so close I thought my nose was going to pop it. But before it could, it popped by itself, and in it's place, was….. APHRODITE!

"Hello! I am the nice Witch of the North, and you just crushed my evil- actually, she wasn't even related to me. However! I must thank you for getting rid of her. Since you killed her, you get to keep those monstrosities you call 'boots'"

"Uhh, thanks." That came out more like a question than a statement. "But, listen, how did I get here? I'm not from here. I got K.O'd, and I woke up here. Can you help me out?"

"Of course, dear! Well, let's see.."

Please don't say I have to go to some castle , please don't say I have to go to some castle, please don't say I have to go to some castle, I thought.

"You have to go to the Castle of Ozlympus and ask the wizard how to do that, OK? All you have to do is follow.."

Please don't say a yellow-brick road, please don't say yellow-brick road!

"..the ebony-brick road!"

Whaaaaaaa?

Ok! That's chapter 2! Please R&R!