Chapter 5! (I never thought I'd get this far!) Thalia, Evalyn, and new companion Percy are still heading towards Castle Ozlympus. Now, REVIEW THIS, DARN IT! I mean, pweeaase?

Disclaimer- Duh, I obviously DO not OWN PJO. Thank you.

"This is bullspit! Bullspit, bullspit, bullspit!" Evalyn said, the next day, staring at her laptop screen.

"What is bullspit? The fact that you broke your wings, or that Percy has found no food for us?" I asked, because, seriously, this boy couldn't find food if his flipping life depended on it. Which it does, for your info. I was bandaging Evalyn's wings with, well, bandages. That's why you don't dive bomb into trees, stupid girl.

"None. But now that I think of it, they are. But what I was talking about was that Eminem didn't make a music video for Crack a bottle! I mean, what the Hades? It's a good song but-" and that is when I stopped listening. The girl will go on for hours, yes, hours if you allow her. It's best not to interrupt her, or she'll go Mexican on you. Just pretend you're listening. Thankfully, she stopped talking once I was done bandaging them.

"So, ok. I walked around last night and I found a path that can take us to the castle faster. The faster we get there, the faster we get out of here. I think I have an English test, and I am sure as hell not going to miss it. I already have a D in there," she said.

"Good," I said. "And may I ask where this path is?"

Evalyn bit her lip. "Um, follow me. I think we can see from here." Then, she took us there. When I saw it, I was like Oh, oh, oh, hell no! Imagine the freakiest forest you've ever been in/seen/heard of. Now, take that, and multiply that times, like, 20. No, 30.

"Are you serial?" Percy said. "Well, bye, it's been nice knowin' ya. Tell me when your funeral is." But Evalyn grabbed him and said something to him. He nodded, and said "All right, but those had better be some delicious M&M's."

Evalyn looked at me. "Ok, Thals, are you coming, or are we going to stay here forever and find an cow farm and raise some cow and change Percy's name to Billy, mine to Shirley, and yours to Marylou?" I don't think it was necessary to say that, but ok.

I sighed. "Let's go before I change my mind." Evalyn looked at me. I knew she wanted me to lead the way, but I motioned her to lead the way. She started leading the way, Percy happily right at her heels. I followed, but my mind wandered. I looked at Percy.

I remember a time when Percy would have never followed Evalyn so happily. She had been really, extremely evil for a long time. It's really hard to think about it, but it's true. When she came to camp the first time, she wasn't claimed by her godly parent. She was just sniffed out by another satyr named Felipe, and he knew she was powerful stuff. I guess she felt rejected. She stayed at the Hermes cabin, where all she could do is pray that her parent would claim her. He or she did not. But we guessed she was, like, a daughter of Aphrodite, since she's pretty, I guess. Well, that's what the boys say, anyway.

Before I went to Bar Harbor with Percy and Annabeth, she was at camp. She said good-bye to me, like as if it were the last time she would see me. When I came back as a Hunter of Artemis to pick up my stuff, she wasn't there. Her friends had told me that she had joined the Titan Army.

When they told me that, I sort of fell into despair. She was sort of my friend, and that abandonment felt harsh. Then I distracted myself in my Huntress work, hoping I could forget about it. I did, sorta. Then when the Titan War came, I saw her stabbing Katie Gardener. I was horrified, but I didn't show it. When Percy asked me to join him in his meeting with Prometheus, I was still upset, but I shoved it aside for awhile. Then, a blond son of Ares pulled me away. He asked me if I was Thalia. I said yes, and he told me. He told me that he had killed Evalyn accidentally. Before I could do anything to him, he told me she had come back alive right in front of his eyes. Then he said that instead of holding her prisoner, like he should have, he helped her escape into Camp Half-Blood, because as he killed her, he kind of fell in love with her. Gross.

After the war was over, she begged for pardon from the Gods in Olympus. At first, they had said no. She begged and begged, but they still said no. Then, the son of Ares came over to her and said that it's okay. His name was Horace Knight. When the Gods noticed that they loved each other, and that it would be rude to kill her like that, they agreed to keep her alive. In one condition. That condition was never mentioned to her, just everyone else in the whole entire freaking camp. She was to become a super-weapon for the Gods, in case another disaster happened. We are not allowed to tell her. So every day, the gods are giving her a piece of their powers. Even though one day she might turn against them. Not that she will, but she could. I really don't know all of her powers. Nobody does. Anyway, after she accepted the condition, she was claimed by Hades. She was more or less happy, but I could tell it was not what she expected. Then she killed some nymph's flowers on the way out of Olympus. That proved a lot. And-

Then I was interrupted midthought by Evalyn, because she broke into song:

"I like 6 abs and I cannot lie,
You other sisters can't deny,
When a guy walks in
With a sculpted waist
And a 6-pack in yo face
You get sprung!"

I stared at her. And laughed. Then I realized we were already in the scary forest.

"See, guys? It's not that scary! We'll be th-"Evalyn got interrupted by this huge noise that sounded like a mechanical roar. Then, something ran right into Evalyn, and it looked like a huge robotic killing machine. I saw Evalyn trying to yell something at Percy and I, but the roar drowned out whatever she said. Then she took out her sword, Snakebiter, and that told me what she had yelled at us. Get ready to fight! I took out Aegis and my electrical spear, which I named Sparky (original, I know), and ran straight at the thing.

OHHHH! Cliffhanger! This was kinda fluff, I know, but still… reviews? Oh, and sry for making Evalyn seem like such a Mary Sue or whatever, but that's sorta the whole reason I did that. If you don't get me, just read Chapter 6. You'll understand. :)