It was a beautiful day at the Land. Susan woke up and saw that her two wives were still sleeping. She decided to surprise them with a breakfast. She went down to the kitchen and started preparing food. Shortly after that Lesbian Jesus also woke up and went downstairs. She went outside to do morning jogging. She jogged for about 10 minutes when one of a sudden something hit her head and everything went black…
"Jessy, Meggie, breakfast is ready!" yelled Susan. Meg came to the kitchen in her lovely bathrobe.
"Last night sure was great" said Meg.
"Where is our beloved third wife?" asked Sussie.
"I don't know, I was alone in bed when I woke up"
"She must have gone jogging, like she does every morning" yawned Meggie.
"I don't understand how you can go jogging with an empty stomach" answered Suzan.
"Let us eat, otherwise the breakfast will get cold. She will come back eventually" said Meg.
They started eating. Susan drinking her british tea and meg gorging down everything on her plate.
An hour passed and Lesbian Jesus still didn't return.
"Where could she be? Something must have happened!" said Susan in a worried voice.
"Let's go look for her" said Meg.
They went out of the house and started searching for their wife.
They searched around the lake where Meg's statue was, but they found nothing. So they went to Susan's statue and nothing. Now the only thing left is the Three Wifes Mountain. They went on the mountain.
"Prepare to get purified Dykes!" screamed a female voice behind them.
They turned around and standing in front of was none other than Anita Fryant, the meanest homophobe of all Oklahoma state.
"What are you doing here?" asked the wet cousins.
"I was sent to hell for being against the gay scum that is polluting the Earth" said the bitter bigot.
Meggie and Sussie looked at each other.
"Then why are you here?" asked the cousins
"Because gay paradise is the worst hell of every homophobe, you two carpet munchers" said Anita in disgust."However since I am already here, I will sure that I am not the only one suffering and Lesbian Jesus is already feeling my wrath."
"What are you doing with our wife?" shouted the cousins.
"I am glad you asked. Before my trial in hell I shared a place with several other loyal homophobes. One of which was a scientist, who claimed to find out a cure for the gay plague that is spreading everywhere. The problem was that one of the ingredients for the potion couldn't be found on Earth… But it is here. It's a drop of blood from the goddess of homosexuality."
"What have you done to our wife?" The cousins screamed
"She's fine. I need you wifey for my planes. The only thing I took from her is a little blood. It's a good thing that I was sent here actually. The scientist was also right about the weaknesses of the gods. The only things that can harm them are the things that are from the same place they are from. It's a good thing that the demons didn't know that I was informed of that. Now that I actually got all ingredients together I made my anti-gay potion. Today I will heal this so called paradise and tomorrow the world." said Anita before laughing evilly.
She grabbed a water pistol and aimed it at the cousins "Just one drop has to have contact with you and you will be healed. Now hold still"
"Quick Susan, we have to do a fusion!" yelled Meg.
"Like they do it in Dragon Ball Z?" asked Susan.
" Yes, my vagina of wonders combined with your boobs of terror might just be enough to cause the fall of the bitch!" shouted Meg gloriously.
"Let's do it!" said Susan.
They did the fusion dance and strong light came from their bodies.
"What's happening?" asked Anita, being blinded by the light.
The light then disappeared and there was a woman. She had blondybrown hair that looked just like Meg and Susan's hair, a face that looked like the faces of Susan and the FFC, hazel eyes just like Meg and Susan had and she was wearing Susan's pants and shirt as well as FFC's jacket. She also had boobs the size of Susan's boobs and Meg's glasses.
"Who are you?"
"I am Shewoman and I have come to destroy you for once and for all!"
"We'll see about that" shouted Anita while shooting the liquid at Shewoman. She missed because Shewoman was as fast as two humans combined.
"I will beat the crap out of you!" screamed Shewoman.
"There is no way that you can come close enough to me without me hitting you with the waterpistol, so bring it on dyke" said a very angry Anita.
"Oh yeah, watch me!" shouted Shewoman. One of a sudden her left boob stretched and smacked the water pistol out of Anita's hand. Immediately Shewoman's right boob hit Anita in the stomach. She fell on the ground next to the water pistol that broke when it hit the ground. When she got up, Shewoman was just 5 meters in front of her.
"Damn you Shewoman" yelled Anita.
"The only one who is damned is you" said Shewoman, pulling down her pants.
"Yuck, why are you showing me your private parts" said Fryant in disgust.
"My vagina is now even more powerful than it used to be. I now have a black hole in it and I can suck everything inside of it."
Anita's eyes widened.
"Meet your doom" said Shewoman, stretching her legs apart. A huge force came from it. Anita started to lose grip and she was sucked into it. She was history.
Shewoman wasted a lot of energy and the fusion was over. Meg and Susan searched for their wife. They found her in a cage and freed her. They went home. It's time to eat something out.
THE END