A/N: So here's another one.
Thank you guys who reviewed so much. You have no idea how much it means to me.
Onward we go…
LUCY'S TEN RULES THAT ABSOLUTELY MUST BE FOLLOWED:
1) Nobody, and I really mean NOBODY, will read my in-progress novel, without my express permission.
2) You do not strip in my apartment or in my presence and instead, will remain fully clothed, *cough* Gray *cough*.
3) When I come home, there will be nobody in my apartment. Especially in my bed or in my bathtub!
4) I have an enormous amount of sex appeal, no matter what Happy says. This isn't really a rule; more like an absolute fact.
5) Giving up on Fairy Tail is not an option; if this happens, I sic Aquarius on you, and believe me, you don't want that.
6) The Lucy-kick is a completely amazing, effective, and badass finishing move. Fear it.
7) Setting me aflame and throwing me towards an enemy using a voodoo doll is a maneuver that will never, ever be repeated. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, NATSU AND HAPPY?
8) If you are a celestial spirit and I summon you, you will not do any of the following:
- Flirt with me.
- Ogle my body.
- Ask me for punishment.
- Attempt to drown me.
9) You are not allowed to read any letters addressed to my mother in my desk. Those are totally personal.
10) Comments about my breast size are not permitted, except as nice, non-perverted compliments.
A/N: So how did I do with Lucy?
Lucy: Hmmm…
Me: Meaning?
Lucy: Wait a minute… They read my letters?
Me: Umm, yeah. *Scratches head.* In that episode, right after the Phantom arc, when they thought you went back home to your dad.
Lucy: Stupid teammates, always going through my stuff, invading my home… *grumbles incoherently.*
Me: They do have a tendency to do that.
Lucy: Oh well. Are you going to ask them to review or should I?
Me: No, you can go home now. I'll do it.
R&R? Pretty please? Tell me if I portrayed Lucy right (in the rules).
-Queen of Narnia49