Hey everyone, here's the next chapter. I wanted to ask you all if you have any ideas for Chuck and Blair oneshots. I've been wanting to do some for a while but I don't know where to start. It can be about anything and it can be AU. Let me know if you have any ideas!


"He is just so adorable," Lily gushed as she held Alex up in front of her.

"Yeah, he's kind of cute," Chuck teased with a smile. Lily, Rufus, Dan, Eric and Serena had arrived in the Hamptons last night. It was now early morning and Chuck, Lily and Alex were the only ones out of bed. They had been sitting in the living room for the last half an hour, catching up and drinking coffee.

She rested the baby against her chest and began to rub his back. "You'd better watch out, I might steal him off you," she winked.

He chuckled, "Then you'd be at the receiving end of the wrath of his very protective Mommy."

She smiled, before looking down at the wide-awake infant who was looking around the room curiously. "Awww," Lily commented, unable to control herself. "How are you and Blair going with him?"

"Things are getting better," Chuck nodded. "He's not waking up as often during the night so we're getting more sleep, which is good."

"I'm glad things are starting to settle down," she replied.

"Me too," he agreed with a content sigh.

Blair suddenly entered the room yawning, having just woken up. "Good morning," she greeted them.

"Morning," Chuck responded as she sat down on the lounge across from them. "Did you have a good sleep?"

"I did," she responded. "It was a good night, Alex only woke up twice."

"Speaking of, I think someone wants their Mommy," Lily announced, glancing down at the baby who was starting to become fussy.

Blair smiled, extending her arms out so Lily could pass her the baby. As soon as he was in her arms, she kissed Alex on the head, "Good morning my sweet baby. Did you miss me?"

"Don't worry, I explained to him the importance of letting you sleep in this morning," Chuck assured her. "He was pretty understanding."

"Is that so?" she replied in amusement. She glanced around the room, "Where is everybody?"

"Asleep," Lily responded. "Rufus has always been a late riser and we all know how Serena loves her sleep. Eric and Dan are usually up early, but I guess they're on vacation so they're sleeping in."

Chuck shook his head in disapproval, "They're wasting the day."

Blair gave him a look and teased, "I think we all know that if our son didn't exist, you would still be unconscious as well right now."

"Touché," he responded with a smirk.

Lily laughed politely, standing up from the couch. "Why don't I go see if the chef is finished making breakfast?"

As she made her way out of the room, Blair asked, "Has Alex eaten?"

Chuck nodded, "I just gave him a bottle."

She looked down at her son and commented, "You have such a good Daddy."

"No child of mine will ever go hungry," he responded playfully.

"Well I'd hope not Bass," Blair teased.

"Blair," he started gently.

"What?" she responded, looking up at him.

"We still need to talk about the other night," Chuck pointed out.

She sighed, "You want to talk about this now? In the middle of the living room where someone could walk in at any minute?"

"Well whenever I try to bring it up with you when we're alone, you always change the subject," he told her. "I'm trying to be patient here but we really have to have this discussion."

"Am I interrupting anything?" Lily asked, stepping back into the room worriedly.

Blair smiled, standing up from the couch, "No, of course not. Is breakfast ready?"

"It's all set out at the table on the patio. I'll meet you out there, I want to go wake up Rufus," she told them. Blair nodded and Lily left the room once more. She turned to her fianceé and said gently, "Come on, let's go have breakfast, okay?"

Chuck nodded as he stood up and made his way over to her. He cupped her face with one hand and said, "I love you Blair."

"I know," she responded with a small smile.

"I'm sorry for bringing this up so much," he continued. "I'm not trying to pressure you into anything. I just...miss you and I miss being close to you."

"I miss you too," Blair confessed. "Why don't we try again tonight?"

He lit up immediately, "Okay." After a moment, Chuck added, "But only after we have a talk."

"Deal," she grinned, giving him a quick kiss.


"Why can't we just go? I'm sure Serena's fine," Chuck insisted as his followed Blair down the hallway carrying Alex. They were about to head into town to have an early lunch but Blair wanted to check on Serena since it was 10:30am and she was still in bed.

"It will just take a minute," she told him as they approached the door of the room that Serena was occupying for the next week. "I don't want her sulking this whole trip," she whispered to him. "She needs to move on and get over Nate."

"I agree, but can't you at least let her sleep in?"

"I have, it's 10:30!" she pointed out, rolling her eyes as she knocked on the door. "Serena honey, it's me. Can I come in?"

There was a loud thud from inside the room and Blair and Chuck exchanged suspicious looks. They heard a giggle, then Serena called out, "Just a minute!"

However, Blair was too curious about what was going on and opened the door. She and Chuck stepped inside and Blair cried out in disgust, "Ahhhh!" She immediately put a hand over Alexander's eyes to prevent him from witnessing the horrible image. Before them stood a half-naked Dan Humphrey with one leg inside the closet, attempting to hide inside and an underwear-clad Serena trying to help him.

The former couple froze, looking at the other couple in horror. Blair looked disturbed and Chuck just smirked. "Blair!" Serena exclaimed, finally recovering from shock. She pulled Dan in front of her, in attempt to cover herself.

"Don't you Blair me!" she retorted, throwing her friend a robe that was discarded on the floor. "What on earth were you two doing?" Serena quickly put the robe on.

"Isn't it obvious?" Dan asked, only to be hit in the arm by the blonde beside him. "Ow."

"Well she's certainly getting over Nate," Chuck commented.

Blair rolled her eyes, "Can you put on some clothes Humphrey? I think you've scarred my son for life." She glanced down at Alex in concern, before reluctantly removing her hand from over his eyes.

As he put on a shirt, Dan replied, "I'm sure he's seen worse at home..."

Serena shook her head, "That's not helping."

"So," Chuck started with a smirk. "How long has this been going on?"

"Shhh!" Blair hushed him, holding up her hand. "I don't even want to know, this has to stop now."

"Who are you, my mother?" Serena rolled her eyes.

"No, but I'm sure your mother wouldn't be entirely thrilled to find out that her daughter and step-son are up here having..." she trailed off before finishing with a disgusted, "Ew."

"Incest...that's a new one," Chuck mused.

"It's not incest!" Serena insisted.

"You're step-siblings!" Blair exclaimed. "Not to mention that you have a girlfriend Humphrey. Not that I'm Vanessa's best friend or anything, but she doesn't deserve to be cheated on."

"I'm not cheating," Dan replied. "Vanessa and I broke up."

She blinked, "Oh. When did this happen?"

"A couple of days after Alex was born," he answered. "That's actually what brought on the break-up."

"How did our son being born cause you to break up?" Chuck asked in confusion, glancing down at the baby in his arms.

He sighed, "Not that it's any of your business, but it made us have a talk about our future. I want a family and she doesn't, so we ended it."

Serena nodded, "See? No one's cheating. We're not just screwing around Blair."

"We've actually been talking about getting back together," Dan smiled, putting his arm around her.

Blair shook her head in disbelief, "No no no no no. You guys have been together many times and it's never worked out. What makes you think that this time is going to be any different?"

"We're older now," Serena replied, look up at Dan with a smile. "We still love each other and we think we can make it last this time."

"I don't understand, a couple of weeks ago you were claiming that Nate was the love of your life," she pointed out. "How can you go from being in love with one guy to another in a span of a few weeks?"

"Just leave us alone Blair," Serena retorted in annoyance. "Just because you're a mother now, doesn't mean that you know everything."

"Blair's right," Chuck interjected. "You've both just gotten out of serious relationships, at best this is just going to be a rebound."

The blonde scoffed, "This coming from the guy who's only been in one serious relationship."

"Fine, don't take my advice then," he replied with a shrug. "It's your life, feel free to screw it up." He glanced over to Blair, "Let's go, we have a lunch to get to."

She nodded, "Just promise me that you'll both really think about this before getting back together." Dan and Serena exchanged looks. "I'm serious," Blair warned them.

"Okay, we'll think about it," Dan gave in.

Serena shot him a glare, "No we won't, our minds are made up."

"See? You're already arguing," Blair pointed out. "Talk. Now," she instructed, before turning and exiting the room with Chuck following behind.


"Do you believe this?" Blair asked as they sat in a restaurant waiting for their lunch. It was outdoor restaurant that overlooked the beach. "Of all people, why would she go back to Humphrey?"

"I don't know," Chuck shook his head. "What goes on inside my step-sister's head is beyond me."

Alexander suddenly began to cry from his stroller and she leant over to pick him up. "What's the matter sweetie? Do you not approve of this pairing too?" she cooed as she gave him a cuddle.

"I don't think we were paying him enough attention," he chuckled as he observed his son calm down as soon as he was in Blair's arms.

"He's definitely an attention seeker," Blair commented, turning Alex around and sitting him down on her lap so he could look around.

"Hmm, I wonder who he gets that from," Chuck teased.

She glared at him. "You're lucky we're in a nice restaurant or you would have gotten a bread roll to the eye by now," she threatened, glancing down to the bread rolls in the basket in the middle of the table.

He just smirked, "Again with the eyes Waldorf. I swear you're trying to blind me."

"Maybe I am," Blair shrugged playfully.

"Why don't we eat the bread instead of using it as a weapon?" Chuck suggested, picking up one of the rolls and offering it to her.

She shook her head, "No way, the last thing I need are all those carbs."

He gave her a look, "Come on Blair, it's a bread roll."

"That's full of carbs."

"Carbs are good for you," he insisted.

"No, carbs make you fat," Blair answered. "I want to get back to my normal size eventually you know."

"But I love that you have curves now," Chuck replied. He leant over and murmered, "It's sexy."

She gasped, "I have curves!"

He looked back at her in horror, really regretting that he said anything. "I mean that in the best possible way," he insisted as she gaped at him. "I was just expressing my fondness for your body."

"More like your fondness for my fat," she retorted. "What is wrong with you?"

"Is it really that hard for you to believe that I'm still attracted to you without you being unhealthily thin?" Chuck asked.

"I was not unhealthily thin," Blair argued, hugging Alex to her chest.

He sighed and asked gently, "Is this what the other night was about?" She shrugged. "Do you think that I don't find you attractive anymore?"

She gave in, "Yes! But do you blame me?" She paused and he waited for her to continue. "When we were teenagers you were always around stunning women. But it didn't matter how beautiful they were, you'd always get sick of them after one night. Now, I don't even have the body I used to have. How do I know that you're not going to get bored with me too?"

"Blair," he started, leaning in to look her directly in the eyes. "Do you know why I got sick of those women every night?"

She shrugged, "Their boobs weren't big enough for you?"

He chuckled, "No. It's because none of them were even half as good as you."

Blair peered at him in confusion, "In bed?"

"In general," Chuck laughed. "Geez Waldorf, get your mind out of the gutter."

She blushed a little, leaning towards him as far as she could without crushing the baby. "You really think I'm better than all of those girls?"

"There's no comparison," he replied, giving her a brief kiss. He broke off the kiss and smiled, "You are absolutely stunning Blair Waldorf, when are you going to accept that?"

Blair smiled back, enjoying the boost of confidence his words brought her. "Well hearing you say it all the time might help," she replied.

Alex began to fuss again, obviously not pleased that his parents weren't paying attention to him. "Come here little guy," Chuck said, standing up to take him from Blair. He kissed him on the cheek before sitting back down, "Okay Alex, I promise you'll have Mommy and Daddy's full attention for the rest of the day. How does that sound?"

"I think we should make him a deal," Blair proposed. "He gets us all to himself all day, but then tonight Mommy and Daddy get to have a couple of hours of alone time."

He smirked, "I like the sound of that." He looked down at Alexander, "Do you agree to these terms son?" The baby responded with a few sounds. "I'll take that as a yes."

"Thank God, I was getting a little worried that we'd have to postpone tonight again," she teased.

The smile immediately disappeared from Chuck's face, "Don't even joke about that." She just chuckled.


"Aunt Serena!" Blair called out as she hurried down the hallway with Alex in her arms. The blonde froze halfway into her room. "I have a job for you."

"A job?" she murmered. "Sorry but I'm going to sleep Blair." She then proceded to enter the room again.

"Wait wait wait," she said, causing Serena to pause again. "Can you please take care of Alex tonight?"

"Why?"

"Remember the problem Chuck and I were having that I was telling you about?"

"Yes, you don't have to explain it again," Serena assured her with a grimace.

"Well we're going to try it again tonight, but I need you to watch the baby," Blair requested.

She shook her head, "I don't know Blair, I'm exhausted."

"Exactly, you got your night of sex with Humphrey, now let me have mine with Chuck," she replied with a satisfied nod.

"Shhh!" Serena hushed her. "Keep your voice down, we haven't told our parents about us yet."

"Have you talked about where you guys stand yet?" she asked, rocking the baby gently.

The blonde nodded excitedly, "I think we're getting back to together B."

"Oh," Blair remarked.

"Please just be happy for us Blair," Serena pleaded. "I really think this is going to work out this time."

"You know that I just want you to be happy right?" she asked sincerely. "Not matter who you decide to be with, if you're happy I'll support you."

"Thank you." she replied gratefully.

"No problem. Now can you do this one little favor for me?" Blair begged. "If Chuck and I don't have one night to ourselves, our relationship is going to fall apart and Alex will end up growing up between two houses. Do you want that? Do you want that life for your godson Serena?"

"Okay, okay!" she gave in, rolling her eyes as her friend passed the baby to her.

She smirked, "Thank you for this."

"Have fun," Serena replied, making a face. "But please keep it down, remember that there are other people staying in this house too."

"I can't promise that."

"Gross."


"Wow," Chuck commented breathlessly as he and Blair laid on the bed, trying to catch their breath.

She nodded and breathed, "You can say that again." Blair giggled, rolling over so that she was leaning on his bare chest. "Maybe we shouldn't have sex for six weeks more often," she teased.

"Absolutely not," he replied, gently rolling her back over and pinning her down underneath him. "We're not doing that ever again," he said, leaning down to kiss her.

Blair moaned into his mouth, wrapping her arms around his neck. She pulled away slightly before replying, "But what if we have another baby?"

Chuck thought for a moment, "Fine, we can only let this happen again if and when we have another kid." He leant in to kiss her again.

After a moment, she broke off the kiss, "Speaking of, when do you want to have another baby?"

"Are you kidding?" he chuckled. "We just had a baby."

"I'm not suggesting that we make another baby right now," Blair responded, running her hand through his hair. "But I think we should at least have a plan."

He sighed, rolling off her and back onto his pillow. "I don't know, I guess in another few years," he muttered. He glanced over at her, "Why don't we just focus on the baby we already have for now?"

"Okay," she nodded, rolling onto her side to look at him with a smile.

"Why are you so eager to plan for our future all of a sudden?" Chuck asked out of curiosity.

"Because I love you, you idiot," she rolled her eyes, shifting closer to him. "I love you Chuck Bass, when are you going to accept that?" she teased, repeating the phrase he had used on her before with her own variation.

He smiled, "I love you too."

"Good," she nodded with a smile before climbing on top of him so that her legs were on either side of him. "Now, are you ready for round two?" Blair asked with a playful smirk.

"Do you even have to ask me that?" he chuckled, pulling her down to capture her lips with his own once more.


The next morning at around 6:30, Blair emerged from her and Chuck's room and made her way down to Serena's room to retrieve Alexander. She knocked on the door of the room and waited for a moment, before opening it and stepping inside. As soon as Blair entered, she stopped in her tracks in surprise. Serena was fast asleep in the bed, while Dan sat against the headboard beside her cradling the baby in his arms.

"Humphrey," she whispered, approaching him slowly. "What are you doing in here?"

He glanced up at her, looking slightly worried as to what her reaction was going to be. "Serena asked me to come and help her with Alex last night," he explained.

"Oh," Blair answered. "You two better not have had sex in front of my baby."

"Of course not," Dan scoffed.

"Good, I asked Serena to take care of him to keep him away from the sex," she told him with a smirk.

He made a face, "I really didn't need to hear that."

She chuckled softly, before looking down at her sleeping son, "It looks like Alex is really warming up to you."

"Yeah, he's a cutie," Dan commented, tapping the baby's nose gently.

"But don't even think about making my best friend a Mommy any time soon," Blair warned him. "You have your own issues to work out first."

He nodded, "Yes Blair, I know." He carefully handed her the baby. "I just gave him a bottle by the way."

"Oh, thanks," she replied in surprise. "For what it's worth Humphrey," she started, causing him to glance up at her, "I hope things work out with you and Serena. She deserves to be happy and I know that you can make that happen."

"Thanks Blair," Dan smiled gratefully.

She nodded. "Thank you for taking care of Alex."

"Anytime. We've bonded now so I look forward to spending more time with the little man."

Blair smiled, before turning and leaving the room, shutting the door behind her. She made her way back to her room to find that Chuck was still fast asleep in bed. She closed the bedroom door and sat down on the bed beside him with Alexander in her arms. Blair took her son's tiny hand and patted Chuck's face with it. "Daddy," she called softly. "It's time to wake up."

He opened his eyes slowly, squinting sleepily. "Morning," he murmered.

"Good morning," she replied, giving him a quick kiss. "Look who's back," she said, looking down at the baby.

Chuck smiled as he sat up and took his son into his arms. "Hey kid, I missed you," he said, kissing Alex on the head. "How did Serena go with him last night?"

"Actually, I think Dan may have done most of the work," Blair admitted.

"Dan?"

She nodded, "When I went in to get Alex, he was in Serena's room taking care of him." She paused, "You know, maybe Humphrey is good for Serena."

"Yeah, he's not so bad," Chuck agreed. "Never tell him that to his face though. He'll think he's finally earned our respect."

"God forbid," she chuckled.


"So you really think it's okay for him to go in the ocean?" Blair asked Lily, glancing down at her son worriedly. Alex was in her arms all dressed to go swimming, but Blair wasn't sure as to whether he was too little to be going in the ocean. He had been in the pool a couple of days ago, but the sea was another thing altogether.

"He'll be fine," Lily insisted from her beach chair.

"We took Dan to the beach when he was even younger than Alex and he was perfectly fine," Rufus added, gesturing to his full grown son who was standing beside him.

"And I'll hold onto him," Chuck promised.

"You'd better," Blair warned him. "If anything happens to our baby, you're in big trouble."

"I'll take care of him," he nodded, rolling his eyes as she handed their son to him. "We're going to have fun, aren't we Alex?"

"Oh my God, he looks so grown up B," Serena gushed.

She nodded, feeling herself tear up a little, "He does, doesn't he? Soon he'll be all grown up and wanting to leave me."

"Please, pull yourselves together," Dan laughed. "It's not like he's going to college."

"I do not want to be there when that happens," Eric commented. "Come on Dan, let's go for a swim."

He nodded, "Are you coming Serena?"

"Sure," she smiled, taking his hand. They began making their way towards the shore hand-in-hand, while Eric, Lily and Rufus gave them confused looks.

"Did we miss something?" Rufus asked, puzzled.

"Are they back together?" Lily asked as she watched Dan splashing Serena with water at the shore.

Chuck nodded, "They haven't told you yet?"

"No," she answered.

"I guess they decided to show you instead," Blair said, shaking her head as she watched the newly back together couple frolick in the ocean.

"Come on Blair," Chuck said. "Come in the water with us."

She shook her head, "I don't think so."

"Why not?"

"Well someone has to take pictures," she replied, holding up her digital camera.

"I'll come down and take some pictures for you," Lily offered, standing up from her beach chair.

"I don't know..." Blair said hesitantly. "I'm not exactly back to my regular size yet," she admitted.

"Oh Blair, you look fantastic for someone who had a baby six weeks ago," she assured her with a smile. "You'll regret not going in with him."

"Okay," she gave in, handing her camera to Lily. She hesitantly removed her dress and discarded it on her chair, immediately feeling self-conscious in her swimsuit. Lily and Eric didn't seem to notice though, and were already halfway to the shore.

Chuck grabbed her by the hand and they followed behind them, leaving Rufus to watch their things. "You look beautiful," he murmered to her just before they caught up with everyone.

Blair smiled at him gratefully, before turning her attention her son, "Okay Alex, are you ready for your first swim in the ocean?"

"Of course he's ready Mommy," Chuck replied, already proceeding to enter the water.

Her eyes widened in concern as she rushed in after him. "Slowly Chuck!" she warned him worriedly. "He's only little you know."

"I've got him," he insisted, as they reached water that was waist-deep. He slowly crouched down so that the baby was about half-emerged in the water. "See? He's fine."

Blair relaxed a little when she saw that Alex was happily kicking his legs in the water, exploring the new environment. She swam closer to them and grabbed onto Chuck's arm. "Bass," she said with a sad smile. "Look at him. He's doing so good."

Chuck smiled, "He loves it."

"He's such a big boy already," she commented with a pout. "I don't want him to grow up," Blair said sadly. "You're staying little forever, you got that Alexander?" she said as Chuck passed him to her. She kissed him on the cheek, "If you grow up without my permission, Mommy's not going to be happy."

"Well thankfully, he's only six weeks old and won't be all grown up for a while yet," Chuck reminded her.

"Blair, Chuck," Lily called out from the shore a few feet away. "Come closer, I want to take a picture."

"We're coming," Blair called out in reply as they swam towards her. She was careful to not get any salt water in Alex's eyes. They posed for a few pictures of the three of them, as well as a couple with Dan, Serena and Eric.

"Can I hold him Blair?" Serena asked, extended her arms out.

She looked a little reluctant. "You have to be really careful. Don't get any water in his eyes," she told her friendly, hesitantly passing Alex to her.

"Don't worry so much Blair, he's fine," she answered, as she, Dan and Eric began to talk to and play with the baby.

"She's right, just relax," Chuck said, putting his arms around Blair and pulling her closer.

"I can't relax, I'm on Mommy duty now," she replied with a smile as they swam a few feet away from the others.

He kissed her gently and said, "I love you."

"I love you too," Blair murmered back, leaning in for another kiss. She squealed when they were suddenly splashed with water. They broke apart and glanced over at the perpetrators. "Humphrey and Eric, how dare you!" she exclaimed playfully.

"Don't worry, I've got this," Chuck told her, before splashing them back.

"That's it Bass, you're going down!" Dan exclaimed, splashing him again. This errupted in a full-on water fight between the three males. Blair squealed again, swimming towards Serena as fast as she could.

"Oh dear," she commented to the blonde as they looked on. "It looks like I have two children now."

"Looks like it," Serena nodded in amusement, turning to sheild the baby from the water.

"Don't worry baby, you're much better behaved then your silly Daddy," Blair cooed to her son.


That's all for now. Please review! What do you all think about the Serena/Dan thing? I love Serena and Dan together, but I also love Serena with Nate and the whole NJBC dynamic with Chuck and Blair. What do you all think? Do you want to see Serena and Nate together in my story or Serena and Dan?