A/N: So it's an update!
Thank all of you people who favorited/reviewed/put this drabble series on story alert. You are the awesomest people ever.
Anywho, I've gotten mostly requests in reviews to do Juvia. She will make an appearance next chapter.
Why not this chapter? Cause I'm doing Gray now. Why? I dunno. Go ask someone else. But they won't know either.
But anyway…
ONTO LE CHAPTER!
The Ten Things That Gray Considers Necessary:
1) I'm allowed to fight with Natsu whenever I want and about whatever I want.
2) Juvia will stop following me home. I've never wanted a stalker and I'm not starting now.
3) If you don't respect Ur's memory, I might be tempted to kill you.
4) Ice is totally better than fire. And no Lucy, I'm not being childish.
5) Stripping is perfectly fine as long as you have an emotional backstory to go with it.
6) You can't argue that the Secret Technique: Dried Plum Attack works. Just ask Wendy.
7) If Erza ever asks, Natsu and I are best friends and have never fought in our lives.
8) I will never attempt to use Iced Shell again. I have my comrades to live for and dying isn't high on my list of priorities.
9) Loke and I make the greatest team ever. If Grimoire Heart hadn't attacked, I would have gotten to S-Class.
10) I am NOT a pervert, no matter what Natsu says.
A/N: Queen: So how'd I do?
Gray: … It's okay, I guess.
Queen: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY OKAY?
Gray: …. You're almost as scary as Erza.
Queen: *Is extremely flattered* Why thank you! Oh, and Gray?
Gray: Yeah?
Queen: HOW THE HELL DID YOUR BOXERS END UP IN MY REFRIGERATOR? PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES!
Gray: Shit, how'd that happen? *Runs around trying to find his pants*
Queen: I finally understand why Lucy hates having you people over. Although I haven't interviewed Natsu yet so I don't know the full situation yet.
Gray: Geez. You're so uptight. I think I'll go back to Lucy's and beat up Natsu.
Queen: NO YOU WON'T GRAY FULLBUSTER! YOU ARE STAYING RIGHT HERE UNTIL I FINISH THIS A/N! AND FOR THE LOVE OF MAVIS, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
Gray: Not again! *Redresses frantically*
Queen: Silly Gray, pants are for people. A note about rule six, Gray and Loke used this attack to defeat Wendy in the Tenroujima Arc. And please review. PLEASE. I'm putting on imaginary puppy dog eyes.
Gray: Why would anyone respond to imaginary puppy dog eyes? It makes no sense.
Queen: That's it. Get out of my house.
Thanks for reading! Feedback is always appreciated!
-Queen of Narnia49