A/N: I'll save the real stuff for the A/N after the Ten Rules. So look down there after you're done reading, I have a lot of stuff to say!
ONTO LE CHAPTER!
The Ten Rules That Juvia Implements in Her Daily Life:
1) Juvia will annihilate all Rivals in Love who attempt to seduce Gray-sama.
2) All who threaten Gray-sama will meet their doom by Juvia's hand.
3) Always live for those you love.
4) The rain is not gloomy, nor is it depressing.
5) Gray-Sama Love' is a solemn declaration of Juvia's utter devotion her beloved. It was most certainly not devised as a form of comic relief by some guy in his thirties. That is absolutely ridiculous.
6) Lyon-san should realize that Juvia does not and will not ever return his feelings!
7) "Punishment" is completely normal and a viable hobby.
8) Love conquers all.
9) Flooding the guild hall with tears whenever Gray-sama returns from a mission is perfectly reasonable!
10) Phantom Lord is Juvia's past and not present. Juvia will fight for Fairy Tail with all her heart!
A/N: Queen: So Juvia, before I ask you how it was, I need to settle some things with my readers here.
Juvia: Okay?
Queen: Great! Ahem. *clears throat* Sorry about the long hiatus. I found myself unable to write decent rules for Juvia. I SOLEMNLY PROMISE TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN FROM NOW ON. Juvia, you'll be my witness, right?
Juvia: Juvia will vouch for the Queen's honesty.
Queen: Good. I also want to thank you people sososososo much for favoriting and alerting and reviewing. And in case you people haven't noticed…. The Ten Rules reached 22 reviews! YOU PEOPLE ROCK MY SOCKS! No, seriously. My socks have been shaken severely.
Juvia: Your socks are not quaking, Queen. Are you hallucinating? Because if that is the case, Juvia must take you to the hospital immediately.
Queen: Thank you Juvia, but no need. Also, I replied to no reviews last chapter, and I'm really sorry about that. Please accept my sincere apologies as well as my promise to reply in the future.
Also, I'm going to put a poll up on my profile for who I should write ten rules for next! Please vote... if you care. *shrinks*
Juvia: Juvia has something to comment on.
Queen: What is it Juvia?
Juvia: Juvia finds it strange that the Author's Note is longer than the actual content of the chapter. Is this normal?
Queen: No, it's not. They won't be so long after this chapter. Let's talk about something else. What'd you think of the rules Juvia?
Juvia: Juvia thinks that she should start a new religion called Juviaism and use these rules as the Ten Holy Commandments.
Queen: I take it that you liked it then.
Juvia: And Gray-sama will be the God of Juviaism, and Juvia will be his Chosen One… *loses herself in daydreams*
Queen: Okay then. Well, I guess we're done here.
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