The Ten Rules Laxus Uses to Keep His Life (Sort of) Sane
1) The Thunder God Tribe is a powerful and competent group handpicked for their unique powers. They were not chosen because I wanted fangirls.
2) No matter what anyone else says, I did not stage a rebellion against Fairy Tail because I was off my meds.
3) I'm one of the strongest members in the guild, and you better believe it.
4) Fairy Tail is my family and any of Fairy Tail's enemies will be annihilated like Raven Tail.
5) I don't need anger management classes… anymore.
6) I was the best antagonist Fairy Tail ever had.
7) Scratch that, I'm Fairy Tail's strongest member! Ignore what everyone else says.
8) All of my so-called daddy issues have been resolved, thank you very much.
9) I'll always be watching Fairy Tail's back, no matter where I am. *holds up fingers in the shape of an L*
10) If you mess with my music, I'll kill you.
A/N: Me: So about that updating regularly? Don't listen to that. I LIE. But really, sorry for promising and failing to deliver. So no more promises! *Winks* Hope you're all still alive and following Fairy Tail.
Laxus: So basically you're saying that you're a flaky, awful author who can't write ten simple sentences?
Me: SHUT UP LAXUS NOBODY ASKED YOU. It's your fault anyway for being such an annoying character.
Laxus: I'm annoying?
Me: YUP! You have no personality besides that basic Fairy-Tail-is-my-nakama schtik that everyone has. You had that whole crazy thing going for you during the Fighting Festival arc but then Natsu went and converted you.
Laxus: Natsu converted me?!
Me: Yeah, to the side of all-that-is-Good-and-Nakama. I'm not quite certain as to how he managed to use Therapy-no-jutsu, considering he's in the wrong universe.
Laxus: What. And why is this just a big rag-fest about my issues?
Me: Well, your distinguishing characteristics are your issues and Lighting Dragon slayer Magic. And since Dragon slayers are a dime-a-dozen nowadays, issues was what I picked on.
Laxus: That doesn't even make sense.
Me: Well, your opinion's invalid anyway. Anyway, to the readers, I'm sorry for the overall bad quality of the rules. Laxus just doesn't like me.
Laxus: Damn right I don't!
Me: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU STUPID BLONDE!
Feedback, whether positive or negative, is always appreciated! Also, thanks to those of you who reviewed, favorited, followed, and/or voted in the poll! Shoutout to Warrior Phoenix, who sent me a PM about updating the Ten Rules. After they sent me that PM, I wrote 8/10 rules in about an hour and sat on the last two for about a month.