Jasper's POV
He fucking busted a nut! I can't believe he just lost his shit in public like that! The asshole even had the balls to moan Bella's name out loud. Fucking pervert. Bella and her friends are practically falling off of their chairs laughing. I see no reason for me to hold in all this mirth so I think I'll just spread it around the club a little. There we go, now the whole place is rolling. Okay, now to send a bit of humiliation over to creepy vamp. That's right Eddie boy hang your head in shame, now the whole place knows you're just a sick, repressed pup who can't stay in control of your load until you can jack off in the shower like the rest of us.
"Ahem...I have some business to take care of in the facilities," Edward says as he heads to the men's room to go clean himself up, "then we all need to leave. I'm getting married tomorrow after all."
Oh, hell no! We aren't leaving this place. No way! "Carlisle, we're not leaving so soon, are we? We just found Bella."
"Yeah, Dad, we finally found Sissy and I refuse to leave her again. I don't care what the perverted dickweed says, we're staying!" Emmett added steadfastly.
"Trust me, my sons, if Edward wants to leave he can, but I need to keep an eye on my little princess. Your mother would have my head if I didn't see her home safely."
"She really is a beautiful girl Carlisle. I can see why your family love her so much and I'm looking forward to being able to get to know my new niece as I'm sure my girls will too," added Eleazar.
"Thank you, Eleazar. I'm just trying to figure out a way to approach her without scaring her off. We abandoned her five years ago and I am ashamed at myself for allowing both Edward and Alice to influence me. We've tried searching for her over and over again, but even with Jenks' connections we've been unable to locate her. Esme even has a room in the house all designed and ready to go just for Bella. It's just a stroke of luck that we found her here today."
I look at our group and everyone is throwing out protective feelings towards Bella. I'm surprised that Peter, Garrett, and Eleazar, who've never met Bella, are feeling that way too. Carlisle and Emmett are also emitting feelings of relief at finding their daughter and sister, while Peter and Garrett are radiating lust. Well, who the fuck wouldn't after Bella's little show earlier? Damn! She's smokin' hot! I'm still trying to figure out why she directed her performance at me. Ever since I laid my eyes on her tonight, I feel this incredible urge to wrap her in my arms and never let her go. I don't want to scare her off though. I wouldn't even know what to say to her. I glance over and sneak a peek at Bella just to make sure she's okay. One thing's for sure, Fuckward will never get near my Bella again.
Edward's POV
Of all people to run into at my bachelor party, why her? Why didn't Alice see this? Bella is still absolutely beautiful, but she has obviously become wild and coarse in her ways without my guidance. Look at how she made me lose control this evening. No matter. She's just a fly in my ointment at this point. I have my lovely Amanda. My Amanda is so proper, so respectful, and so virtuous. She is everything a man would want in a woman.
My world has been peaceful since we decided to move to this area. Alice and I decided to attend Dartmouth College and thank goodness we did because, otherwise, I would have never met Amanda. Alice and I share a house near the campus in Hanover, New Hampshire during the school week. My family, however, live about two hours away in Amherst, New Hampshire because, for some reason, they all decided to either work or attend school in Boston, Massachusetts which is about a one hour commute driving at human speed from Amherst. In their infinite kindness, they insisted that Alice and I live apart from the family in Hanover so that we wouldn't have a big commute to Dartmouth. Esme went so far as to purchase and fully design a house for us that, in her own words, "has everything that you could possibly imagine so you'll never want to leave." Our house in Hanover truly is a work of art.
This time around, Carlisle decided to start as an intern at one of the Boston hospitals so we can stay in the area longer while Esme has opened up her own interior design firm in the same city. Rosalie has started an auto repair shop in Boston while Emmett attends MIT majoring in video game design. Jasper, of course, is a wanderer, choosing to divide his time between Peter and Charlotte's home in Texas and with us in New Hampshire.
On the weekends, Alice and I return to our main family home in Amherst so that the family can enjoy our company, but with everyone's busy schedules we haven't been able to spend an entire day together as of yet. They weren't even able to attend Alice, Amanda, and I's graduation from Dartmouth College last weekend. We were a little hurt by that, but they pointed out that with the wedding being this weekend they simply couldn't take that much time off of work. When I do visit the family, I usually have to return to Hanover by my girl's strict 9pm bedtime. Unlike Bella, Amanda refuses to spend the night at my house or my family's home before we are married, even though she knows that I value her purity and she would definitely be well chaperoned and have her own room. I think Esme has already secretly prepared a room for Amanda in our family home.
Once Alice, Amanda, and I return from the honeymoon, I'm sure that we will all be living together as one family unit. At that time, Alice and I are hoping that Jasper will leave the family because we would not want to put Amanda in danger due to his bloodlust. He really doesn't fit in anyway. His troubled past is a strike against him and his human drinking friends are just as low class as he is. Although I must admit that I've been surprised about Jasper, he has totally respected Alice and my wishes for him to stay away from Amanda's tempting human blood. When we grace the family with our presence on the weekends, Jasper has stayed completely out of sight for the most part. Of course, her blood isn't nearly as intoxicating as Bella's blood, however this is neither the time nor the place for those thoughts. Clearly, now that we've run into Bella again, my family will agree with me that we have to immediately move to a new location following the wedding.
Enough rambling. Time to return to the table. "So, are we all ready to leave?"
Carlisle's POV
That selfish, brooding bastard! How dare he have sexual fantasies about my daughter and act like nothing happened. The nerve of him, asking me to leave my baby girl here among all these lustful men. I wish he and Alice would just leave our family. Never in my existence have I met two more annoying, self-absorbed vampires. Since the Bella incident, I vowed to never abandon any more of my children. I suppose that includes Edward and Alice. Esme and I even purchased a mansion in Hanover for them to share in hopes that they would spend the majority of their time there. Sadly, they still insist on forcing their company upon us by coming to our home on the weekends. As a result, we've had to purchase a penthouse in Boston to use as a sanctuary where we could all hide to escape from Alice, Edward, and Amanda's drudgery. We don't want to appear rude so we return home in the late afternoon a few hours before Edward has to take Amanda home. Of course, we still have to deal with Alice, but that's easily solved with a plane ticket and hotel booking for a weekend of shopping in New York or some other big city.
Ah, Edward is back from the men's room. Did he just ask if we were all ready to leave? Yes, I think he did. Hmm...how to respond...ah...got it. "Why would we leave, Edward, we just got here. Have you no respect for Emmett and Peter who put together this wonderful party for you to celebrate your last day as a bachelor?"
"Carlisle, not that I don't appreciate their efforts, but clearly we must leave, especially now that we've run into Bella. I'm sure you can see that it would be in everyone's best interests if we made a hasty departure."
"Edward, I'm only going to say this once, we are not leaving because of Bella. Surely, you don't want to leave the girl you once cared for alone in this den of wolves? I expected more from you Edward." Hah! That'll show him.
Emmett piped in, then, with a huge smile on his face, "Dad, if you want, Jasper and I will stay here and keep an eye on Bella so you can take Eddie home."
"Ah, Emmett you've always been so self-sacrificing. No, son, I believe it would be in Bella's best interest if we all stayed to keep an eye on her. Edward can run home if he wants to leave."
Peter's POV
I can see the fucking prick's mind going a mile a minute trying to come up with a good reason to get us all to leave. He's stunned that, for the first time ever, he's not getting his way and he's about to lose control. Sorry to break it to you fucker, but I'm not leaving my new baby sis alone in this meat factory. You know, now is a good time for me to go dance with Bella and get to know her a bit. Let me get up and...why that snarky, fucking bastard!
Garrett's POV
"How's it going? My name is Garrett and you're Bella." I said to the absolutely delectable brunette in front of me. She and her friends were dancing as a group so I decided to offer my services as a male chaperone of sorts.
"Hi Garrett!" giggled the gaggle of girls in Bella's group. They were all drunk and some were already tripping over their own feet on the dance floor and, considering what I've witnessed of their bachelorette party so far, I could tell that their night is far from over.
"So, Garrett, how do you know the Cullens?" Bella whispered as I got a whiff of her heavenly scent. This girl not only smells like ambrosia, but she looks like every male's wet dream. I wonder if she'd join me and Katie in bed one night to showcase her stellar oral skills. Hmm...better not, she's still human and I wouldn't want to break her.
I glanced over to our party and saw a table full of angry male vampires ready to tear me to pieces. Well, what did they want me to do? Leave the girl alone to dance with her drunk friends where any human male can pounce on her unsuspecting body.
"We're relatives of sorts. I'm married to Kate Denali."
"The family in Alaska? I never really had the opportunity to meet them. Well, a pleasure to meet you, I'm Bella Swan," she replied then offered her hand for me to shake.
I was stunned. I haven't had direct human contact in almost three hundred years. Well, this is new. No time like the present. I took her hand brought it to my lips and gave it a gentle kiss. "Garrett Thompson, at your service milady." She didn't flinch. She didn't gasp. She wasn't scared of me at all. What an amazing young lady. Bella is so unlike the other human that Edward is going to marry tomorrow. I have to stop Katie from trying to shock the Amanda girl each time she opens her mouth. I've never met such an uptight, pretentious being in my existence. Yes, I have...I forgot about Eddie.
"So, what are you all doing here? This really isn't the Cullen's scene."
Oh great. Now what do I do? Do I tell her the truth? What if she's not over Eddie Boy yet? Good going Garrett, way to get yourself into a pickle. I decide to go with the truth because it tends to be better in the long run. "We're here having a bachelor party for Edward."
"No way? The Boy Pussy is finally losing his V-card? My kudos goes out to his fiancee, I wouldn't be able to put up with his pretentious, self-righteous ass."
I heard a lot of chuckling coming from my table and a pathetic attempt at a growl coming from the Boy Pussy himself. Bella looked to our table with a quizzical expression on her face.
"Well, Garrett, thanks for the dance. I have some jello shots waiting for me at the table so the girls and I have to get back to our party." She headed towards her table with a mischievous smile on her face.
"The pleasure was all mine, Bella." I responded and returned to my table to face the music.
Jasper growled at me as I approached and I immediately took on a submissive pose lest he bring out the Major unnecessarily.
"What the hell are you doing dancing with my Bella?" he demanded.
Before I could answer, Edward stepped in and cried, "Your Bella? Your Bella? She was my Bella at one point, but she will never, ever be your Bella. I refuse to allow that. Now, I ordered all of you to have no contact with her. I've had enough, I demand that we all leave this god forsaken place immediately!"
In less than a second, the Major stepped directly in front of Edward as his rage filled eyes took in the trembling vampire. He was immediately flanked by Peter and Carlisle while Emmett took his position directly behind him. All three wore similar expressions of extreme anger as the Major. "What gave you the idea that you can order us around boy?" demanded the Major in his commanding voice.
"I didn't...it...it was just an idea. I would never presume to make demands of you." Edward stuttered with wide orbs filed with fear. If he were human, I'm sure he would have pissed himself by now.
"If you didn't mean it, you wouldn't have said it child. Now, you hear me out. We're through listening to your demands. You're not the leader of this family, Carlisle is, and you do not have the right to order any of us around. We're all capable of making our own decisions here. Now, you can either sit here quietly and enjoy your bachelor party or you can leave on your own. Make your choice, boy!"
Edward brooded for a second and replied, "I will stay here since you so graciously are throwing this party for me. I only said the things I said because I haven't been able to read your minds since we arrived here."
"Well, Edward, I hate to say this, but welcome to our world. Most of us go through life without knowing other people's thoughts and without seeing the future. You and Alice take your gifts for granted and it's high time you both learn to respect the lives others choose to lead without interfering." the Major said to Edward who looked extremely perturbed at being chastised.
"Tell me about your sudden inability to hear our thoughts," asked a concerned Eleazar.
"I'm not sure why, but as soon as we saw Bella, I was unable to hear your thoughts. Is it possible that it's a manifestation of the spermal expulsion that Bella caused?" Edward mused.
A manifestation of the spermal expulsion? What the fuck? The Boy Pussy can't even admit that he was turned on by his ex and came hard in his pants. Talk about repressed. I can't wait to tell Katie about this.
"I doubt your orgasm had anything to do with the loss of your power, Edward," chuckled an amused Eleazar. He then turned his body towards Bella and observed her for a minute before a look of realization crossed his face. He quickly turned back around and said, "Shall we all get back to our drinks, then?"
We all sat back down and tried to relax. After the shit that just went down, I needed a drink. Thank whatever deity is out there that vampires can still drink. It has to be hard liquor, but we can imbibe without having to bring it back up.
I noticed that everyone in Bella's party was becoming increasingly inebriated. I counted at least a hundred shot glasses between them all and the girls were quickly losing control of their inhibitions. The bride to be was currently attempting to Irish step dance across their table.
A scantily clad cocktail waitress approached our table bearing a tray with seven full glasses. "I have drinks courtesy of Miss Bella Swan for everyone. Now, which one of you is the Virgin Edward?"
"He is!" we all said simultaneously and pointed to a mortified Edward.
"Alrighty then, I have scotch for each of you guys," said the waitress as she placed our drinks in front of us, "and a Screaming Orgasm for the Virgin Edward."
That did it. Peter, Emmett, and I were clutching our stomachs laughing like crazy, Carlisle and Eleazar let go of whatever semblance of control they were managing to hold on to, and Jasper let his emotions go and the whole nightclub was rolling in laughter again. Emmett, then climbed on to our table and, in his big, booming voice, announced, "Let's give it up to the Virgin Edward who's getting hitched and finally losing his V-card tomorrow!" The entire nightclub exploded in a roar of laughter at a dejected Boy Pussy who suddenly found his shoes really interesting.