Alright here's Ralphy's POV. Hope you enjoy.

p.s. i don't own supernatural but shhh! It's a secret.


Where's the punchline?

Raphael POV

2 weeks ago my younger brother was murdered in cold blood, by his own mentor no less. My brain was doing flips trying to figure out how this happened, how I could have lost him so quickly and easily.

When Castiel had shown up with tears running down his face I had assumed that one of his human pets had finally bit it.

"Raphael, he's dead." he had said in that ominous monotone he was known for. "Who? Your human pet Dean?" I said harshly. Castiel shook his head sadly.

"No, Ga- Gab- Gabriel." He finally stuttered out. I felt like I had been punched in the stomach.

"What? What do you mean Gabriel is dead?" I asked numbly.

"Lucifer killed Gabriel at a hotel called the Elysian just down the road from here." He mumbled. I shot out of the room and burst through the doors of the hotel Castiel had told me and immediately fell to my knees. My brother's body was laying on the floor covered in blood and ash.

"Gabe! No, not you, you can't be dead. Not my sunshine." I cried carefully pulling his body into my arms. I had always called him sunshine because of his golden wings and nearly permanent smile. Plus, it had irritated the hell out of him and once even lead to a prank war between us.

"Please brother, don't leave me like this." I begged hoping he would appear behind me and yell surprise before continuing to laugh at how girly I was acting. But he didn't and I had to face the facts. He was dead and he wasn't coming back. I stood up slowly then flew to Michael's heaven still holding his body. I saw Castiel there and was sure he had told Michael what had happened.

"It's true. I found him laying there with his wings burnt to the floor. Lucifer didn't even take the time to clean up." I growled. Michael rushed over and took Gabriel's body from my arms before breaking down.

"No, no, not Gabriel, not him. Anyone but my baby brother." He cried echoing my own thoughts. I couldn't believe that Lucifer was that far gone that, he would kill Gabriel when they had used to be so close.

After Gabriel's funeral I flew to my personal heaven and curled into a ball sobbing until I fell unconscious. Now 2 weeks later and I still haven't left my room for anyone other then Michael himself. I looked around sensing someone's presence nearby but before I could say anything I saw my wings. My normally dark gray wings were a bright florescent pink. I tried to feel the anger that I normally would have but all I could do was sob at the memory it brought and stroke the brightly colored feathers.

I was still a fledgling and had made fun of Gabriel's long blond hair. He just snorted.

"I don't look girly." he said then flew off as I laughed. The next morning I woke up and stretched my wings out and then screeched bloody murder. My wings were bright pink and sparkled as the sun fell on them from the window. Lucifer and Michael ran in looking worried before seeing me and dissolving into fits of laughter. I huffed and flew off to find Gabriel knowing it was his doing and demand he change my wings back.

"Only if you stop saying I look like a girl." he compromised.

"Fine." I agreed.

In present time I wrapped my now pink wings closer and ran my fingers through the feathers and cried.

"Damn. You know it's bad when Ralphy embraces his feminine side. I did more damage then I thought when I died." A voice called from behind me. I turned to see what looked like Gabriel leaning against the wall casually. I rubbed my eyes but he was still there.

"Gabriel? Is it really you?" I asked hesitantly. He snorted and rolled his eyes.

"No I'm Castiel and I decided to torment you. Yes it's me. Why does everyone keep asking that?" He said his voice full of sarcasm. I shook my head.

"You couldn't have been Castiel because he's catatonic in the medical wing but you could have been a hallucination." I reasoned. Gabriel's eyes widened in worry.

"Castiel's what!? Damn, what have I done? Bye Ralph!" he said, hugged me, then vanished. I rolled my eyes then froze. Wait, if Gabriel was able to hug me, then that means...

"Gabriel! Get back here and fix my wings you son of a bitch!" I shouted and flew off to hunt him down.


Next up Castiel. I wondering if i should do Sam's and Dean's points of view and if you have any character request send them to me I'll be happy to add them to my list.

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