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This chapter contains swearing, nudity, unexpected slash, violence, and lemons. Do not read if it isn't your type of thing.
This story is AU and extremely OOC. Sorry, but that's how I like it,
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This story is intended for mature readers 18+ only.
Tanya's POV
As soon as the girls and I read Jasper's text message, we found an excuse and marched out of that sorry excuse for a wedding reception. I can't wait to meet Bella. When Edward broke up with her five years ago, I was ecstatic, thinking that it would give me a better chance to get together with him. For decades, I had a huge crush on Edward and felt that we could be wonderful together as a couple. Soon, things started to change. After, Edward returned from South America, I noticed his true personality rather than just his looks. As soon as he started dating Amanda, it occurred to me just how controlling and manipulative the guy really was. He was also sickeningly puritanical in his ways and with my succubus tendencies, I could never be with a guy as repressed as Edward. I, also, couldn't believe all the nasty things he and Alice said about Bella. Calling her things like low class and white trash didn't really do either of them any favors in my book. For God's sake, this was a girl that they supposedly once loved and they were talking behind her back as if she were rubbish. I realized, then, that I could never be friends with people as callous and superficial as Edward and Alice.
We walked into the Plaza Ballroom to Bella's friend's wedding reception. I noticed that the bridesmaids at this wedding had sleek, black, silk halter dresses that hugged their curves and showed just enough cleavage to make it enticing. Very tastefully done, so unlike the bright yellow abominations that Alice selected for the bridesmaids at Edward and the Pilgrim's wedding. What a difference. This party was happening. The bride actually looks happy too. We quickly spotted our family and went to them. Rosalie ran up to Bella and engulfed her in a huge hug. "Bella, I missed you so much. We have so much to talk about. Can we get together later this week, just you and me?"
"Sure Rosalie, I can't wait. Just give me a call, Emmett has my contact info."
"Hi Bella, my name is Tanya Denali. It's so nice to finally meet you." I said and then, for some reason, I gave her a hug.
"Um, great to meet you too. I've heard so much about you and Katie from Irina that I feel like I know you girls already."
"Hi, I'm Katie. I hope everything Irina told you about us was all good."
"Oh, yeah, all good. Do you think you could tell me about the month you took all the Marine recruits for a test run? Irina keeps mentioning it, but she said I'd have to ask you for the details." Bella replied.
Charlotte then stepped in and hugged Bella. "Hi Sug, my name is Char—better known as Mrs. YodaLovesTatas. I'm sorry about my asshole husband posting that YouTube video. You do give a magnificent blow job though. Oh and your brother is a looker, when do I get to meet him?"
"Uh...thanks Char. I'm sure you'll meet Riley soon. I'm looking forward to getting to know you."
Gee whiz. I really worry about Char's verbal diarrhea sometimes. She's right about Bella's oral stimulation skills and about her fuckhot brother though. Oh, why are all the good men taken? It's been really tough on me to be the only single one around. Being a succubus, I need sex as much as I need to feed in order to feel fully sated. Katie and Irina have found their mates so it's been easy going for them. Whenever they feel the need for release, their mates are there to fulfill it for them. As for me, I generally have to call one of my friends with benefits or dig out my trusty Rabbit. Thank fuck for the human genius that invented the Rabbit—without that, I would be aiming the shower nozzle at my clit for hours. I have to admit that things have been a little easier this week, though, because Peter and Char are always eager for another bed partner. Let me tell you, those two bring horny and kinky to a new level. Char's not a succubus and she's almost as bad as I am and Peter, I've never met anyone with such an obsession with breasts. I think I've been titty fucked more this week than in my entire existence. Anyway, it's nice that they welcome me to their bed, but in the end I always feel like a third wheel. Sometimes I wonder if there's something wrong with me. Men never seem to want any sort of meaningful relationship with me. Most of the time, they just want sex—I wish I could say no, but with the way my body craves it, it's almost impossible for me. I really hope that I can find someone for me someday. Maybe Bella has a friend that she can hook me up with.
I was snapped out of my thoughts with the arrival of Garrett.
"That was quick, honey, where are the other two?" Kate asked her mate.
"They're still downstairs. I told everyone that I needed a cigarette—I figured Pete and Em would both follow me out saying that they needed one too. I even winked at them, but they didn't take the bait. They just sat there looking clueless." An exasperated Garrett said.
"They'll make their way up here, they aren't idiots, ya know...I think..." Jasper said a little unsure of himself.
"Well, no sense waiting for them. Let's hit the dance floor." Rose said as she dragged both me and Bella along with her. Everyone else followed and soon we were all just rocking to the beat of the music and having a good time. Ten minutes passed and suddenly the ballroom doors swung open and Emmett announced in his big, booming voice, "Santa and Yoda are in the house!"
Suddenly a gaggle of drunk female wedding guests and a couple of men started screaming as if they just saw a naked Brad Pitt in person. Brad Pitt, mmm...now that's one human I could learn to love. I wonder if I could change him? One of the girls said, "I saw those guys at Climax last night!" With that, almost every woman in the ballroom, young and old, surrounded Emmett and Peter and started grabbing whatever body part they could.
The bride rushed across to join her friends and announced drunkenly, "Oh my God! You hired strippers for me on my wedding day. I love you guys."
We were all rolling. Jasper was leaning against the bar with an amused smirk plastered on his face and I have a feeling that he was the one responsible for the sudden increase in lust and laughter in the room.
I could hear Emmett and Peter asking for their mates to come and help them, but they both smiled and shook their heads 'no' and told them to figure it out themselves. They then pleaded, "Bella, do something!" to which she sighed and nodded 'yes' to a relieved Emmett and Peter. She walked up to the DJ, whispered something in his ear, and took the mike from him. "Okay girls. Live and in the house, please welcome Santa and Yoda performing their legendary tandem strip rendition to Def Leppard's 'Pour Some Sugar On Me'! Give it up for Santa and Yoda girls!"
That did it. Every single female was now up and out of their chairs. Some were waving twenties at the guys while others started digging out their cameras. The wedding photographer turned his camera right at Em and Pete and started snapping shots. "Come on Yoda—shake that ass! Let's see what ya got!" yelled Char from across the room.
"Yeah, Santa—rip off Yoda's shirt. It'll make me hot baby." Rose encouraged. Apparently, his wife being turned on was all that Emmett needed because he suddenly turned to Peter, ripped his shirt off and said, "We gotta take one for the team man. Think about it, how many guys can say that they were manhandled and ogled by a hundred horny women. You heard Bella, we're legends man!" With Emmett's pep talk, Peter got a determined look on his face and they both started gyrating and stripping to the hoots and hollers of all the horny women.
"Spank that ass, Yoda!" I heard Katie yell.
"Oh, yeah, take it off...take it all off!" Irina cheered.
"I'll give each of you a thousand bucks if you come up to our room after the reception and give me and Kenny private lap dances," offered an eager young gay man.
"Um...we don't swing that way, man." Peter responded.
"Are you sure? You have such soft features," continued the man undeterred, "Is it the money? I can pay you more."
"What the hell do you mean by soft features, dude? You call this soft?" He said as he ripped off his pants to the delight of all the women. Peter was now clad only in his Star Wars boxer shorts.
"Well, that's kind of anticlimactic. What kind of stripper wears boxers? They aren't even silk!" The bride's mother complained.
"Show us what you got under there, big boy!" yelled another woman to Emmett.
"Yeah, Santa let's see what you got underneath those trousers!" Garrett goaded.
Just as the song came to a climax, Emmett shrugged his shoulders, took a deep unneeded breath, and with a resolved look ripped his pants off. The crowd erupted as Emmett stood there with his hands on his hips baring it all for the world to see. Apparently, he had gone commando this evening.
"Now, that's more like it!" said the bride's mother.
"Erm...maybe we should go get them some clothes." Rosalie suggested to Charlotte.
"Yep, I think so." Charlotte replied as they both rushed up to their hotel rooms to grab fresh outfits for their mates.
Bella approached Emmett and Peter with a sheepish look on her face and said, "Sorry guys, I couldn't resist." She handed Emmett a tablecloth which he promptly wrapped around his torso, much to the dismay of the audience still surrounding him. She then turned to everyone and announced, "Okay, ladies, show's over."
"Aww...can't they do one more dance?" Someone shouted.
"Sorry, one dance and one dance only. It's in their contract." Bella said.
Many of the women and the two men were begging to have their photos taken with Santa and Yoda. They graciously obliged and even signed a few autographs.
"Legends, man, we're legends, remember that." Emmett whispered to Peter. Rosalie and Charlotte had, by now, returned with clothes for their mates and urged them to get dressed.
I noticed that Jasper, Garrett, and Laurent were all at the bar drinking whiskey and deep in conversation. Bella, Irina, and Katie were off doing tequila shots with some of Bella's friends. The girl named Kelly and the bride were among those at the table. I decided to join in on the fun.
"Come join us, Tanya," Bella said, "we're just having a few drinks and chatting."
We all introduced ourselves and started drinking and talking. "So, Kelly, how did you meet that gorgeous date of yours?" I asked.
"Oh, we all saw him at the bachelorette party last night. It turns out that he has a part-time job at an escort service. I needed a date for the wedding so I hired him. Here, I have his card—you can have it, I have another one." She said as she handed me his card.
"Rex Fantasia? Is that his real name?" I said, as I glanced at his card.
"I know, right. It's a perfect stripper name. I guess that's what his parents named him. He's really interesting to talk to—he was a Major in the Marines and he just finished his degree in Teaching Physical Education. He's working as a stripper and an escort while looking for a real job." Kelly replied.
"You know, Tanya, I think you should hire him for when we all go out to dinner on Friday night." Bella said with a wink.
"What dinner?" I asked dumbly.
Bella then kicked me under the table and I said, "Oh...that dinner. You're right, let me go see if he's available."
I spotted Rex at the bar chatting with the bartender. He was a few seats over from the guys, who were all looking at me with puzzled expressions. Oh my, he is so delicious looking...and that body, my God it's to die for. He looks like a stallion with slicked back, jet black hair and deep, penetrating blue eyes. Kind eyes. How do I approach him? Suddenly, he turned and I found him staring right at me. Oh dear! He's coming to me now. Shit! I've never been this nervous before in my life. I felt a sudden sense of calm engulf my body and heard Jasper saying, "You okay, T?" I whispered a quick yes and thank you to him. His power was exactly what I needed right now. "A little confidence, too, please?" I asked Jasper. He acknowledged me and sent his gift my way just as my dream sex god said, "I've been watching you all night and I can't seem to keep my eyes off of you. My name's Rex Fantasia."
Oh my God! That voice—so deep, so sexy, so velvety. My already wet panties were now drenched with my arousal. I want this man so badly. I felt another burst of confidence from Jasper suddenly and I decided to speak. "My name's Tanya Denali. I've been searching for you my whole life."
Carlisle's POV
Where are those kids? I can't believe that they so blatantly ditched the wedding and in such rapid succession too. They used such poor excuses too. Four girls to fix a torn hem? Peter's spermal expulsion and Emmett's offer to help clean up? Did they all lose brain cells during their change? The only plausible excuse was Garrett's because he really does smoke, but it doesn't take this long to have one cigarette. He should have been back in five minutes tops.
I was shocked when Bella and her friends came down to the reception to give Alice and the minister a talking to. Who would have thought that both weddings were being held in the same hotel? I was so proud when my daughter spoke her mind and stood her ground with Alice, the minister, and Amanda. Her use of a Bible verse to respond to Amanda's Bible quote got me to wondering why I never thought of using that tactic. For God's sake, I'm a preacher's son myself and even without my vampire memory, every verse of that Bible is permanently ingrained into my brain. That was really quick thinking of Bella and a good way to put Amanda into her place.
When Alice tried to attack Bella, it took every ounce of self control to keep myself restrained. Eleazar and I both had to hold Esme down in her chair. Otherwise, she would have ripped Alice's head off and burned her to pieces in front of all these humans. How dare she call my daughter and her friends whores after she so blatantly propositioned Jasper in front of all of us. I chuckled when I thought of her face when Jasper let slip that he and Bella were mates. Which reminds me, I still have to talk to him about that. I also need to pay a visit to Riley in private. I want to get to know him and thank him for taking such good care of Bella. The hospital he works at is not too far from mine so we could probably meet next week at some point.
I could hear the reception going full swing upstairs. It seems as though...what? Did I hear correctly? I think Bella just said that Santa and Yoda were going to be doing a tandem strip rendition. I look over at my wife whose eyes are wide as saucers, Carmen has her hand covering her mouth, while Eleazar's hand is clasped at his forehead. Edward then approached the table and whispered, "Dad, can you do something? Obviously Bella's influence has gone too far. You need to get everyone back downstairs, especially Jasper. Alice is extremely hurt by his behavior and Amanda is upset that everyone has disappeared. This is all very embarrassing for me too. I'm surprised that you and Mom are just sitting here instead of finding them and reprimanding them."
Well, fuck you too, Edward. Gee, you don't think this milksop wedding combined with you, your bride, and the Pixie's attitude didn't have anything to do with everyone's sudden departure. You're more clueless than I first thought.
"Excuse me," I announced to the table, "we're going to go and try and find our children." I motioned for my wife, Eleazar, and Carmen to follow me.
"I think that's a good idea." the Minister cleared his throat and said. "When you return, I'd like to discuss indoctrinating your children into my church. Clearly the devil's influence has made a big impact on their lives and you and your wife have encouraged it by doing nothing about it."
Did the asshole really say that? Oh yes he did. Before I could speak, my wife was in his face yelling, "Did you just insult my family, sir?" Oh shit! I'm glad I'm not going to be on the receiving end of this tirade.
The Minister looked shocked at my wife's outburst and didn't say anything as Esme opened her mouth again, "You, sir, do not have a right to make any sort of judgment about my life or my family's life. If you have formed opinions, it would behoove you to keep them to yourself. Furthermore, it may benefit your daughter to learn that same lesson while she is around my family. I'm informing you now that I have no intentions of putting up with her bullshit or yours so you both better learn to keep your fucking mouths shut!"
At that point, Alice and Edward both tried to step in and calm Esme down.
"Mother, I think you need to just sit and calm down. You're creating a scene." Edward said.
"Fuck off, Edward."
"Um...Mom, let's just take a breather. Amanda's father was just pointing out a few key facts and I also know that we're all still upset about Bella showing up and disrupting our party. I can't believe what a whore she's become. Did you see the way she hit on Jasper? I know she did it to hurt me."
Oh fuck. Alice is screwed. Esme narrowed her eyes and glared at the Pixie, "Don't you dare insult my daughter—ever, Alice. You have some nerve calling her a whore when you were the one begging Jasper to jump into bed with you 'for old times sake.' Are you upset that he rejected your advances Alice? Let me get something straight with you and Edward. We are done with your bullshit. You will no longer be dictating who we can see, what we can do, or where we live. Furthermore, you will both stay away from Bella and keep Amanda away from her as well. If I find that either of you approached her without my knowledge, it'll mark the end of your time as Cullens. I have no problem whatsoever handing the three of you your pink slips and restricting your access to Cullen family members or funds!"
After hearing that her access to Cullen family funds could possibly be cut off, Amanda gasped while Edward and Alice's jaws dropped in shock. Amanda mustered up all her false sincerity and said, to Esme, "Mother, I think that Bella girl is nice. She said sweet things about my wedding gown and seems to have knowledge of the Good Lord's Book." Yeah, like that's going to butter up my wife.
"Amanda." Esme said.
"Yes mother?" The fake twit asked my wife.
"First of all, call me Mrs. Cullen. You have your own mother and I, in all honesty, don't want to take her place. Second, I want you to listen to this carefully: 'The desire of a man is his kindness; and a poor man is better than a liar.' It's from Proverbs 19:22, it may benefit you to review that verse." My mate said. That's right, Esme, put the lying, greedy bitch in her place.
The minister in a sudden burst of rage raised his voice to me, "Dr. Cullen, I suggest you gain greater control of your wife. It's obvious that the devil's influence has affected her the most and I worry about sending my daughter to live in your den of inequity." Alright, asshole, you can insult me, you can insult my home, you can even insult my kids to an extent, but never, ever insult my wife. I was pissed off and I nailed into him with a right hook to the jaw. I had to control the strength so it would equal that of a human, but I think I got the fucker good. He was currently sprawled out flat on his back on the ballroom floor.
"Let's get out of here." I said. Esme, Eleazar, and Carmen immediately followed.
"Oh Carlisle, I love it when you stand up for me and go all Rambo. It makes me all wet and tingly." Esme whispered in my ear. Oh yes, indeed, I'm getting some good lovin' tonight.
The four of us made our way upstairs to the other reception where I was positive that all of our children currently were. We were greeted by a rousing welcome by the bride and groom who were obviously inebriated. How they plan on boarding a plane to Hawaii tonight, I had no idea. I looked around the ballroom and saw that, unlike the funeral downstairs, every single guest was enjoying themselves. With the open bar, many of them were drunk and had already lost their inhibitions.
I spotted the guys standing by the bar socializing with other guests and drinking copious amounts of whiskey. I'm actually thankful that Alice had the foresight to book us all rooms at the hotel because by the looks of it, some of my children were already tipsy. It would take several bottles for the alcohol to take effect, but vampires could definitely become drunk. How in the world did they convince the bartender to give them each a bottle of Jack Daniels?
I looked to the girls and saw them all at a raised table drinking tequila shots. Wait a minute. That's not a raised table—that's the Stripper Major. How did they persuade him to lay down on a table? He's still shirtless too. Why does Tanya have her shot glass balanced in his crotch? Oh God! She's drinking from it and she's only using her mouth! If Edward were here, we'd definitely have to deal with another one of his spermal expulsions. Seriously, that boy has deep-seeded issues. This must be some new fangled drinking game that the young kids have come up with. Where's my wife? What the hell? Now, she and Carmen have joined in. They've both balanced their shot glasses on each of his nipples. Pretty kinky, if you ask me. You know, I would gladly strip and act as a table for Esme to drink off of. I had no idea that she was interested in becoming a little more adventurous. Get back to my side, wife! What is it about this man that makes the women want him?
"I suspect he's an incubus, Carlisle." I heard Eleazar say as we approached the guys at the bar. "Look at how he draws all the women, and even some men, in without any effort. You can especially tell by the way my three girls are affected. Succubi tend to have a greater pull towards incubi. Katie and Irina are less affected than Tanya because they are mated. If the three of them were still unmated, there would be a bloodbath just to gain his attention."
"So does that mean that Tanya and the Incubus are mates?" I asked.
"I believe it's quite possible. Traditionally incubi and succubi make strong mates. We'll need to have Charlotte use her power to tell us for sure. She's never wrong, as you well know."
Charlotte has the ability to tell who is mated to whom. She knew early on that Jasper and Alice weren't mates and she could also immediately see that Edward and his new bride are mates. I really pity Edward for being stuck with a girl like her. No, I don't.
"I wonder what Charlotte saw between Bella and Jasper?" I mused out loud.
"I can answer that one Pops." Peter said, "Char said Bella and Jasper are a go. In fact, she said she's never seen such a strong mating bond between a human and a vampire before."
Suddenly, we were interrupted by loud squealing from the dance floor. Irina and Bella were both doing some kind of erotic dance and were currently sandwiching Stripper Major in between them. I could see Jasper and Laurent quickly losing their patience while the girls cheered them on.
"Where the hell did you two learn how to do that move?" Katie asked.
"Oh, Bella, Vicky, and I have been taking a Stripping for Fitness class at the YMCA on Monday nights." Irina replied. Since when do they have stripping classes at the Young Men's Christian Association?
"Oh my God. Can anyone go? Can I go with you?" Rosalie asked.
"Yeah, sure—it's pay per class—so anyone can go." Bella said.
"Woman, we aren't leaving this area until you take at least twenty of those classes." Peter ordered his wife.
"No problem, babe." Char smirked, then turned to Bella. "Show me some of those moves, sug."
Bella, Char, and Irina then started doing some sort of slow erotic gyrating. Bella was behind Char moving her hips with her while Irina was grinding into her front. The rest of the girls all gushed at how cool this sensual dancing was and soon joined the three of them for lessons.
"We also take Belly Dancing lessons on Wednesdays too." Bella said, "You guys should come with us." Stripping for Fitness? Belly Dancing? What kind of classes are these?
"Laurent, what exactly do Bella, Irina, and Vicky do during their girl time?" I asked.
"I've no idea, really. Trust me, Riley and I stopped asking two years ago after they came home from a class called Fabulous Fellatios and Sensual Spanking. Besides, we found that we benefit from the classes just as much as our mates do." Laurent replied.
"Well, shit, no wonder Bella's got mad oral skills. She's taking sex classes to hone her technique." Garrett said as Jasper and Emmett both growled.
Garrett held his hands up in surrender and said, "I'm just saying..."
"Oh, come on Jasper, tell me you didn't benefit from that Fabulous Fellatios class last night. We all know about the road head classic that Bella gave you on the highway." Peter prodded.
"Alright, I give." Jasper said with a grin, "She is pretty talented plus her mouth is all warm because she's human. It was the first blow I got since Char gave me one last year and it felt incredible. You know how Alice was-'Ew Jasper, I'm not putting that thing in my mouth.'"
Everyone was well aware that, whenever Alice went away for one of her frequent extended shopping trips, Jasper would take off to Texas to work his frustrations out with Char and Peter. Who could blame him? After hearing that she scheduled sex once a week, I really felt for the guy.
"How the fuck did you put up with the Pixie Bitch anyway?" Garrett asked. "I mean she smells like bleach and laundry starch."
"I used to hold my breath, besides it wouldn't take long to make her cum. I just used my gift on her and she'd be screaming my name within five minutes. I don't think I've actually fucked her for at least thirty-five years now." Jasper admitted.
"I'm telling you this now. I'm signing Char up for those classes that Irina, Bella, and Vicky take. From now on she's their fucking apprentice."
"Yeah, Katie too. She likes biting my dick when she gives me head and that shit hurts!" Garrett said.
"You, too, man? I keep telling Rosie that my dick don't like being bitten, but she keeps doing it as if she thinks I enjoy it. Plus I need her to lick my balls more, but she refuses to." Emmett joined in.
"Char's pretty good at giving the ball sacs a good sucking and Tanya's given her a few pointers this week, but damn—sex classes are pretty fucking awesome." Peter said, "Do they have them for men?"
"Yeah, they actually do. They have couples classes too. I've been to a few." Laurent said.
Get me out of this mess now. As a father, I really don't need to be hearing about my daughters' and nieces' sex lives and their compulsion to take classes in all things erotic. I also don't need to be hearing about my sons' and nephews' problems with their sex lives.
A slow song came on and I took the opportunity to suggest to the men to ask their mates to dance. Soon we were all dancing, as were almost everyone in the ballroom. After the song ended we stayed on the floor and danced some more. We went back to the bar and had a few more drinks and noticed that things were winding down. Bella and the rest of the bridesmaids ran up to help the bride get ready for her honeymoon and soon they were all back downstairs in the ballroom wishing the happy couple 'bon voyage.' As soon as we did that, I received a text message from Edward.
From: E Cullen
To: C Cullen
We're just about done with the reception. If you and the others wouldn't mind coming down to help send the guests off, we'd appreciate it.
Damn! I suppose he's right. We are the adoptive parents, after all. Before I left, I made sure to find the hotel manager and inform him that I would be taking care of the entire bar tab for Bella's friend's wedding. I explained that my family and I were sudden guests and that we consumed an enormous amount of liquor. I told him to look at this as a wedding gift from us to the happy couple. He thanked me and I gave him a large tip for his services. I gathered up everyone and we made our way back. We left Jasper and Bella alone, as well as, Tanya and her incubus. There was no way we were prying those two couples apart.
We arrived downstairs in time to thank and wish all the guests well. We said an uncomfortable goodbye to the Minister and his wife who insisted that there were no hard feelings before they called it a night. Alice, then, suggested that we all needed to have a short chat in their suite before we called it a night. I happened to agree so the vampires plus Amanda headed up to the Admiral Suite on the eighteenth floor. Just as Edward was about to open the door, the other elevator pinged and Jasper and Bella came barreling out, locked in a passionate embrace.
Bella's legs were wrapped around Jasper's waist and his shirt was completely undone with his tie dangling haphazardly around his shoulders. They were furiously making out and smashed together at the lips.
At that point, Amanda fired off a succession of questions to Edward, "Darling, what are they doing? Isn't it dangerous for a vampire to kiss a human? Why is he touching her everywhere? Isn't that sexual assault? Are they going to fornicate? Is he going to eat her?"
"Oh, yeah, he'll most definitely be eating her." Peter smirked.
"Edward, you have to save her. It would be un-Christian of you not to save her life." Amanda said.
We were all stunned by her comment and questions. We didn't realize how naïve and repressed she actually was.
"Maybe it would be best if we all went inside the room." Edward suggested uncomfortably.
Meanwhile Bella was working on unfastening Jasper's pants while he was unashamedly fondling her breasts.
"Jazzy. Please stop. You're making a big mistake. Jazzy, honey, there's no reason for you to release your frustrations on Bella. Who knows who she's been with? I'll sacrifice my body so you can relieve yourself. " Alice interrupted.
Is she being serious? Oh shit! At that moment, a pissed off Kate shocked the Pixie and she was writhing painfully on the floor. Rosalie, then, grabbed her by the neck and slammed her against the wall. "Give me a reason bitch! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just end you right here!" Rosalie demanded as she squeezed Alice's neck.
"Rosalie, enough!" Esme said. "Do I need to remind you of the warning that I gave you earlier, Alice?"
"No Esme." Alice croaked. She looked down and stayed silent the entire time. The rest of us shifted uncomfortably wondering why Edward still hadn't opened the door to their suite. The child looked mesmerized. He was greedily taking in the scene of Jasper and Bella's frenzied passion as if he were watching a porn film for the first time.
The amorous couple were still oblivious to our presence and by now Jasper's pants were undone and he had Bella slammed up against the door of the adjacent suite. Bella was attempting to slide the key card into the slot without releasing her hold on Jasper. "Oh God, Jasper!" Bella breathed. Amanda's eyes widened in response to Bella's moans. "Bella, babe, hurry up and open that door. I've gotta get inside you." Jasper urged. The couple were panting and moaning, ravenously devouring each other. Bella finally slid the key card in and the door opened just as Jasper ripped her panties off and threw them on the hallway floor. That was when, Edward, lost control and came in his pants once again while moaning "Bella!"
"You sick fuck!" Emmett chastised.
"Disgusting Edward." Carmen added.
"Um...you know, they left the key card in the door." Amanda pointed out uncomfortably. She was clearly unsure of what to make of Edward's reaction.
Charlotte picked up Bella's discarded panties, took the key card, and proceeded to open the door to their room as she said with a sly smile, "I'll just make sure she gets these back." She then snapped the door to the suite closed.
Alice finally took control and opened the door to the Admiral Suite. We all filtered in quickly and were assaulted by the belabored breathing, panting, and moaning from the Commodore Suite next door. Edward quickly excused himself to clean up and soon returned wearing a new pair of pants. He pinched the bridge of his nose as he sat down and said, "As you can see, Bella's presence is not doing us any favors. She forced me to have yet another episode and once again my powers seem to have disappeared. We definitely need to move from this area immediately."
"Why would we move Edward? Jasper and Bella are clearly mates. How would you feel if we moved you away from Amanda?" I said.
"Daddy," Alice said in her sickly sweet voice, "there's no way that Jasper and Bella are mates. I would have seen something. I agree with Edward. Bella has been nothing, but trouble since we met her five years ago. I knew she was white trash then, look at how she's thrown herself at my Jazzy? She probably spreads her legs open for anyone that comes her way. I mean, look at what she's doing now?"
In a flash, Irina had Alice pinned to the floor. Rosalie had Alice's head in a headlock and was just a second away from twisting it free from her body. Kate was on standby ready to jump in, just in case they needed assistance.
"You fucking frigid bitch." Irina said. "You have no idea what Bella's been through these last five years because you discarded her like yesterday's rubbish while you went off to find yourself in Europe and then play human with Fuckward and the Pilgrim. Laurent and I have been with her all this time. We know the hell that you and Edward caused. We were there for her through all her screams and tears. Did you know that her parents are dead? Did you know that her father was mauled to death in front of her by a werewolf? Did you know that if we weren't there she would have been all alone? Do you even care bitch?"
"Obviously, she doesn't. Look at the selfish witch. She's more worried about her fucking self again!" Kate said as she gave Alice a jolt of her power.
It was then that we noticed Alice vigorously rubbing her temples. "I can't see. I can't see anything. Oh my God, what's happening to me."
I saw Eleazar smirk out of the corner of my eye. He gave me a look that said "later."
"What do you mean when you say that Bella caused you to have an episode and that your powers have disappeared, Edward? Is the girl possessed?" Amanda asked.
"In a manner of speaking, yes." Edward replied.
"Is that why you shouted her name earlier in the hallway?" Amanda questioned.
"Um...yes, Love." Edward answered uncomfortably. "She seems to have some sort of hold over me that forces me to lose control of my body."
"Then the girl needs saving. We must exorcise all her demons. Clearly, the devil has taken complete hold of her. I won't take no for an answer Edward."
"Are you for fucking real?" Peter interrupted. "Bella most definitely does not need saving. She's a red, hot horny 22 year old woman who is now having a mind blowing menage-a-trois with her mate and my wife. Your husband just ca..."
"That is enough Peter! I forbid you to expose my mate to your vile thoughts." Edward interrupted angrily.
"I'm just giving her the facts, Eddie boy! She's gonna have to find out about your control issues sooner or later."
"Edward, I am going to sleep. I've had a very long day and we have an early flight tomorrow morning."
"That's a wonderful idea, Love." Edward said. "I'll be in to tuck you in, in a moment."
"What is she five? She can't go nighty-night on her own?" Rosalie questioned scathingly. "Oh, and by the way Pilgrim, if you try and even talk to my sister about your biblical mumbo jumbo, I'll snap you in half like a twig!"
Amanda sat down next to Edward—the look of fear apparent in her eyes while her mate growled at Rosalie.
"Don't you fucking growl at my wife, Pussy!" Emmett threatened.
The sounds of passion coming from the next room brought us all to attention.
"Oh yeah, Char, your tongue's like magic on my nipples..." We heard Bella pant through the walls.
"Bella, Bella, aw...babe, you taste like heaven." Jasper then moaned.
"Sug, rub right there...that's right. I like...oh...oh...my...oh..." Charlotte started screaming.
We were all becoming increasingly uncomfortable with the activity next door and the lust being projected by Jasper was sky high. With our vampire hearing, we could tell that almost every occupant in the hotel was either having sex or getting off on their own.
From another room we heard a man utter, "Oh Kenny, you're so hot tonight. I'm gonna make you cum hard tonight."
"I want you to call me Santa tonight, okay, Randy sweetie? Let's role play, I'll be Santa and you be Yoda. Now, come over here and let me spank you, Yoda."
We all looked at Emmett and Peter who were both speechless with mortification. The girls were all giggling like there was no tomorrow.
"Jasper, we really need to have a talk tomorrow." I said out loud.
I was answered with two knocks to the wall which I took to mean that he got the message.
Alice suddenly declared that she needed a shower. We certainly didn't want to witness what she was most likely about to do, so we all made our excuses and wished the newlyweds and Alice a safe honeymoon.
"Come on Peter. You can join me and Garrett tonight." Kate offered. Peter grinned and followed the couple onto the elevator like an excited school boy. Rosalie and Emmett, who were half undressed already, joined them on the elevator down to their floor.
The rest of us waited anxiously for the second elevator to arrive. We were all riding on Jasper's projected lust and, undoubtedly, looking forward to a long night of lovemaking with our mates. Just as the elevator doors opened we heard the high pitched wail of Alice screaming, "Jasperrrrr!"
"What the hell? I think someone's strangling a cat." I heard Bella say.
"No, baby, that was just Alice cumming." Jasper replied.
With that, the elevator doors firmly shut and we were all on our way to our rooms to form our own adventures with our mates. Hmm...I think I'll let Esme spank me tonight. I wonder if she packed that riding crop?
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