A/N: This from an idea from the wonderful Captain Xena-Mation. Thanks for your contribution!
As usual:
Normal is Mrs Hudson
Italics is John
Mrs Hudson, I need to pop into Angelo's for a case on my way home. Would you like me to pick something up for you for dinner?
What would you like?
Mrs Hudson?
Hello? What do you want for dinner?
I mean, if you want to make yourself some dinner, that's fine.
I just thought I might help you, you know?
Anyone home?
Please stop texting me, John!
Sorry.
Why?
I'm trying to talk to someone!
Who?
Who is it?
Okay, I won't text you any more.
What do you want for dinner?
Martha, and anything with pasta, please. Now stop!
You don't have to answer them, you know.
Your phone only vibrates if you've got a text, you don't need to let anyone know you've got a text.
It doesn't only vibrate, it makes a noise as well.
What noise does it make?
Well, you know how Sherlock had my phone for a bit?
Yes.
And you remember that woman from the case, Adler or whatever?
Yes.
Well, apparently you can transfer ringtones from one phone to another.
You mean, you've got…
Yes.
Oh dear.
Yes.
Sorry.
I've had to keep coughing to cover up the sound.
And the volume's up high.
Oh dear, now Sherlock's texting me. Can you come over and sort it out please?
I'm on my way from Antonio's now.
Thank you, John.
Coming, Mrs Hudson.