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This chapter contains swearing, sexual situations, a nice, but sex-crazed female vampire, and excruciating mating pain.

This story is AU and OOC-I've really messed with the storyline and characters so it may not be for all of you.

All characters belong to Stephanie Meyer except for Rex Fantasia and the shepherdess.

This story is intended for mature readers 18+ only.

*Just want to note that in my story, vampires still have normal hair growth after their transformation.*

Vicky's POV

I couldn't wait for Bella and Irina to get home from their weddings. I've been sitting here bored all morning waiting for them. I tried cooking, knitting, yoga, I even gave it a go with the Rabbit, but I just couldn't concentrate enough to accomplish anything. Irina called a few minutes ago to say that she was with Carmen and Eleazar getting the third degree about everything that's gone on in the past five years. Apparently, Eleazar is pissed because Bella's still human and Irina was getting her ass reamed by him.

"I'm home!" Bella announced. I smelled the scents of Jasper and Peter and an unknown vampire.

"I'm in the kitchen!" I called out.

"Hi Sis. You already met Jasper and Peter yesterday. This is Peter's mate Charlotte." Bella introduced us.

"Hello Sugar, why you're even hotter than Petey said. That's one fabulous ass you have on ya. I bet Riley likes to give it a good spankin', don't he? Let me take a look at ya." She said as she stepped behind me to check out my derriere.

Oh. My. God. Did this woman just say that I had a fabulous ass and then examine it? I was speechless. I really didn't know how to respond. I've never met anyone as open as this lady.

"Don't worry about Char darlin', she's got no verbal filter." Jasper said.

I nodded my head, still rendered silent. "So how was the wedding, Bella?" Somehow, I had managed to find my voice again.

"Megan's was fine. It got a little wild though, but come on, we knew that her wedding would be a little nuts. Fuckward's was worse than an Amish funeral. Oh and I met his wife. She was dressed like an eighteenth century shepherdess. I'm not kidding you. She even had one of those bonnet thingys on her head."

"Was it a costume party?" I asked. I mean, it has to be a costume party, right? Who the hell would wear a bonnet to a wedding?

"Nah, Sug, Amanda is just that fucked up." Char said. "So, my husband tells me that you were in Maria's army too. When?"

I definitely wasn't expecting that question. That's certainly straightforward and a little personal, if you ask me. Then I looked at the three vampires in front of me, I realized that everyone here besides Bella were changed to serve in the malicious bitch's army. I saw all the scars on their arms—so similar to mine—I bet they knew the story behind each and every scar—just like I did. For some reason I felt like opening up to them.

"I was turned in 1959 when I was 24 for the sole purpose of fulfilling a sadistic vampire's sexual desires. I was with him until Jasper and Emmett killed him a little over five years ago. Jasper, I never got to thank you for that, I would have never met Riley if you hadn't killed him. I know that you didn't do it for me, but it benefited me in more ways than you can ever realize. I could never repay you for setting me free." I broke down thinking about how sadistic James was and the decades of torture I endured with him.

I was suddenly pulled into a warm hug and I felt an overwhelming sense of calm. It was Jasper. "You never have to feel so insecure, darlin'. Peter, Charlotte, and I know how treacherous that bitch Maria can be and from the emotions I got from him, that James was just as bad. He's never coming back, Vicky. I made sure that each and every part of him turned to ash. The three of us have got your back if you ever feel threatened again, just as I'm sure you've got ours."

I can't believe that I'm being comforted by, of all people, the Major. In our world, he's known to be cruel and sadistic. James was terrified of him and, from what I hear, even the Volturi cringes at the thought of the Major. Yet, here he is, in my kitchen making me feel calm, secure, and wanted.

"Sug, I was changed for the same reason as you," Charlotte said, "only I was lucky enough to meet my mate in the process of it. I only had to serve for a little over a year before we escaped. You've got to be a strong woman to have survived fifty years."

"I was in Maria's army for about twenty years. She didn't get rid of me because I kept James and her sexually satisfied and I was a strong fighter. When James finally decided to escape, like an idiot, I begged him to take me with him. He did, of course, and then we met Laurent somewhere along the way. He became a friend to me. For years, he tried to get me to leave James and his cruel ways, but I couldn't. I was so afraid of being alone. When we met the Cullens at the baseball game and James wanted to go after Bella, Laurent couldn't take it anymore and left. That was the beginning of my new life because, as you all know, 48 hours later, James was dead."

"Do you have any gifts, Sugar?" Peter asked.

"I wouldn't call it a gift really, but I have some sort of self-preservation and evasion thing that triggers whenever I'm in danger. Riley thinks that may be why I was able to survive Maria and James for so long. Whenever they were on the verge of ripping me apart, I'd always come up with some good excuse for them not to. Irina thinks that Eleazar would be able to tell me more about it. I'm really looking forward to being able to finally talk to him."

I saw a pair of brown doe eyes look up into my gold ones. With her thumb and index fingers, she traced the outline of my orbs and said, "You need to hunt, sis."

"I know, Bella, I was just waiting for Riley to get home." I said. "You know how I hate to hunt alone."

"Sorry, no dice, you can go with Jasper. You need to hunt now. Look at your eyes, Vic, they're darkening by the second. Oh, and Jasper, you're not doing much better so get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass."

"How the hell do you expect to kick my ass?"

"Oh, trust me, she'll find a way, she always does." I said.

"Alright, let's go." Jasper said as he gave Bella a quick peck on the lips.

"We're going with you guys." Peter suddenly declared.

Jasper and I both looked at the two red-eyed vamps quizzically.

"Listen, we're fixing to stay for awhile this time around. Besides, if Char's going to be hitting all those sex goddess classes with Bella and Vicky here, it'll be best if she became a golden eyed vamp too."

"Sex goddess classes? What kind of bullshit have you been feeding these people?" I asked.

"He means the dance classes at the Y and the workshops at Good Vibes." Bella said. "Speaking of which, you guys better hurry if we're going to make the Stripping for Fitness class."

Oh, that's right. It's Monday, isn't it? We better run.

"Okay, sis, we'll be back in a few hours." I said as the four of us headed out of the door.

Bella's POV

To: B Swan-Biers

From: R Hale

What time is stripper class? Where?

I quickly texted Rose back with the time and place of the class and she texted me back saying that she, Kate, and Tanya would meet us there. I made myself a quick sandwich and decided to take a nap because, truth be told, I was exhausted after last night's activities. About an hour into my nap, I was roused awake by the sound of the doorbell ringing.

"Who is it?" I called.

"It's me, Sissy, let me in."

I opened the door to find Emmett with a big smile plastering his face. "Whatcha doing here brother bear?"

"School's out and I don't really have anything to do so I thought I'd visit my favorite little sis." Rosie, Esme, and Carlisle are all at work so it's just me."

"You're welcome to hang out here anytime, Em. It's usually just me, Vicky, and Irina. Riley and Laurent both work."

"Laurent works? What does he do?" Emmett asked, a bit shocked.

"Oh, he works at the YMCA as a personal trainer and instructor. He teaches Zumba, Spinning, and Karate classes."

"No shit, really?" Emmett asked a bit shocked.

"Yeah, really."

"So, Bella, I wanted to talk to you."

"Sure, shoot."

"I wanted to talk to you about sex."

Sex? Why the hell would Emmett want to talk to me about sex? No, no this is getting weird.

"Bella, when a man and a woman fall in love. There comes a time when..."

"Stop, stop right there. Emmett, I'm not a virgin anymore. I haven't been for about four years now."

"I was afraid you'd say that. You can't fault a brother for hoping though, can you? So, who was it?"

"Just a guy I used to date. It's over now, no big deal."

"Okay, here's the thing, sis. In my day, women weren't so overt sexually. A woman only had sex with her husband and that was after she was married. If a woman had premarital sex, she was labeled as a jezebel or a trollop. I'm not saying that you're any of those things sis. I know that you come from a different generation, but maybe, just maybe it's not such a bad idea to think about the consequences of your actions."

Okay, he had a point there. I didn't realize that Emmett cared so much.

"Bella, when you did that thing you did with the popsicle and it ended up on YouTube, I was really angry at you. Angry that you could put yourself on display like that. Peter was also in the wrong for posting that video, but ultimately it was your fault for putting yourself in such a vulnerable position."

Okay, now I feel like a complete shit. Cue the tears. Here they come. "I'm sorry Emmett, you're right. I shouldn't have done that and really, I have no one to blame, but myself. I hate that I disappointed you that night. You must think I'm a total slut." I sobbed.

"Bella, I don't think you're a slut. I think you weren't thinking that night. I just don't want to see you get hurt Sissy. I may be overprotective, but it's only because I love you. I lost you once for five years and I'll be damned if that happens again."

We were both suddenly startled by the sound of the front door slamming shut. I wasn't expecting anyone and it was too early for the others to come back from hunting. My eyes widened in fear and Emmett immediately pulled me behind him and got ready to attack.

"What the fuck are you doing? Did you really think I was going to attack you?"

"Riley, what are you doing home so early? It's only four o'clock." I asked.

"I'm done with appointments for today. My last two patients cancelled because of the flu. I wanted to talk to you about your behavior the other night, but I think Emmett did a great job. I heard everything he said."

"You were eavesdropping?"

"Well, sometimes it's hard not to with the super-sonic vampire hearing. Besides, you should be happy because you've been spared from another lecture." Riley then turned to Emmett and said, "Thanks man, for caring about her so much."

"Hey, it was nothing. I just don't want to see her get hurt." Emmett said.

"So, Riley, what did Carlisle want?" I asked. I've been dying to ask him all day so I was kind of glad that he was home early.

"It wasn't just Carlisle, Esme showed up too."

"Well, what did they want?"

"Bells, how do you like living here?"

"I love living here. You're not going to send me away are you? It's me, isn't it? Am I too needy? I'll try my best to stay out of your way." I said in a moment of panic. I guess I wasn't completely over my abandonment issues.

Riley grabbed me and placed me on his lap. "Whoa Bells, stop. We're not leaving you. Together forever, remember?" I nodded acknowledging my brother. He continued, "Good. What I meant was how do you like this apartment?"

"It's a little small, but it's good. It's what we can afford right now. If you'd let me work we can get a bigger place." I said. Riley wouldn't let me work because he was hell bent on me enjoying my life and experiencing college like a normal student. Sure, I didn't get to live in the dorms, but I had as normal a life as any college student and I lived close enough to campus so that I could see my friends all the time.

"Not happening, kiddo. I'm asking you this because...because...well, I'm just gonna come straight out and say it...Esme asked if we would move into their house in New Hampshire with them. I wanted to know your thoughts on that."

"Hell yeah!" Emmett said excitedly. "Sissy and Riley Biers living with us. Dude do you like to play Madden Football? Can you show me some of your moves. Shit! Riley Biers the two-time All American quarterback living in our house? I feel like I just won the lottery!"

Okay, well we know Emmett's excited.

"Do you want to move in with them Riley?"

"Oh no, Miss Self Sacrifice, you're not going to turn this shit around on me. I want to know what you think."

"Okay, then, I'm not so sure I'm ready to move in with them. Sorry, Em. These last 48 hours have been a bit overwhelming. I don't know if I could just jump right in and get cozy with the family again."

"I think that's a fair statement." Riley said. "Is there anything that you want to talk about?"

Uh, yeah, I have a fuckton to talk about. Mainly this whole fucking mating thing that's confusing the shit out of me. Sure Jasper said that he wants me to give it a chance and that he knows it'll be forever, but why? What the hell can he possibly see in me? I'm just Bella Swan-Biers, average twenty-two year old human, with a recent degree in American History, and a possible, newly acquired sex addiction that may require many intensive counseling sessions. Well, who wouldn't be addicted to sex when a sex god like Jasper is willingly offering his body to you?

"Riley, Emmett...this mating thing is confusing the hell out of me. I feel like I've completely lost control of myself. My body seems to involuntarily respond to Jasper. I keep wanting to jump on the guy for God's sake. I mean, between last night and this morning we must have had sex at least eight times!" My brothers both cringed at hearing that verbal diarrhea. " Jasper says that he feels a connection to me and that he thinks he'll eventually fall in love with me. I'm not so sure how I feel about that. I mean, I barely knew him in Forks and now, supposedly, we're mated and we have no choice, but to be together forever. What if, after I get to know him, I hate everything about him? It already bothers me how he keeps nuzzling me and licking me in public."

"Okay, Bells, the nuzzling and the licking is called scenting. It lets other males know that you belong to him and him alone. It's part of the natural mating process and purely instinctual for males to scent their women. I can talk to him about you being uncomfortable about him being so obvious about it. If it helps any, when Rosie and I were first mated, I stripped her naked in the middle of a park and licked her from head to toe against a tree."

Okay, that was just a little too much info, but I get the point. "That would be great if you'd talk to him Em." I said.

"Bella, how do you feel now?" Riley asked.

"My chest is killing me. I mean it's truly painful. I feel like a tractor is sitting on my chest and not moving. On top of that, I want to go out and look for Jasper right this second."

"He probably feels the same way, Bells. I feel like that whenever I'm away from Vicky, but as time goes on—it gets easier. For example, when I'm at work, the pain isn't too bad because I know exactly when I'll be seeing Vicky next. I'm sure Emmett feels the same way about his mate." Riley said.

"Yeah, like right now I know that Rosie is at work so the pain isn't too bad, but let's say she goes away on a weekend trip with Esme—the pain would be worse, but still manageable. If, God forbid, she were in danger or kidnapped then the pain would be excruciating. I wouldn't be able to fight the pull and the pain wouldn't stop until she were safe." Emmett explained.

Well fuck! I really hate this. It goes against every one of my beliefs. This mating thing is so unfair! Why me? Why the physical pain? I'm really not into pain at all. Alright, maybe a little spanking here and there during sex is okay, but I digress...I'm talking about this crushing chest pain that I feel whenever Jasper is away. This shit hurts!

"When I was with Edward or Tommy or Blake, I never felt like this. I never felt crushing physical pain nor an insatiable urge to find them and have my way with them. This all feels so weird."

"Bells, Edward wasn't your mate and Tommy and Blake are both human. Mating is completely instinctual—it's an animal instinct that humans just don't possess." Riley said.

"Well, I'm human, what the fuck is wrong with me?"

"Nothing, Sissy, there's nothing wrong with you. Besides, you're not the only human mated to a vampire. Believe it or not—Edward's new wife is actually his mate. Charlotte can see mated pairs with her power and she said that Eddie and Amanda are definitely mates." Emmett said.

"You know, I can actually see that. From what I've seen, she's perfect for Jizzward. They both seem so repressed." I said.

"Bella, you have no idea. Alice went on the honeymoon with them in order to keep Amanda pure. Eddie doesn't want to risk killing her during sex so he won't even kiss her until she's changed."

"Are you kidding me? How are they both denying their mating instincts?" Riley asked.

"I have no idea, dude. I think the fact that they're both virgins help. Also, Eddie boy practically martyrs himself in the name of control."

Yeah, right, because creaming himself while moaning my name is the essence of self control. The guy is so sick—ew! I can't believe I ever dated the pervert.

"So, did Charlotte see anything between Bella and Jasper?" Riley asked Emmett.

"Definitely. She said that she's never seen a stronger mating bond. You know that if Jasper changes you, you guys will be bonded mates, right?"

"Whoa, whoa, hold on there. What the fuck is a bonded mate?"

"Bonded mates are the strongest form of vampire mating. It happens when one of the mates sires the other. Carlisle and Esme are bonded mates. So are your brother and Vicky. The siring actually enhances the mating bond."

"So, by enhancing the mating bond, you mean enhancing the pain?"

"Well, yeah sort of, but the main thing is that you'll feel a lot more connected to your mate."

"Oh my fuck! So, you're saying that I have to feel even more pain and Jasper is going to lick me in public more. No, no, no! No, thank you! I'm going to my fucking room now and think of a way to get rid of this so-called mating bond! If I have to, I'll join a monastery in the south of France and become a fucking nun!" With that I slammed the door to my room and locked it. I didn't want anything to do with this painful mating thing. I don't care what my brothers or my mate says.

One hour later...

Knock, knock, knock...knock, knock, knock... "Bella, open the door please." I hear Vicky say.

"No!"

"Bella, sweetie, please."

"I said no!"

"Isabella Marie Swan-Biers, open the motherfucking door right the fuck now!"

"Fuck no!"

God damn it! What part of no don't these fucking vamps understand. I climbed out of my window so I could be alone to think. This whole mating thing just happened so suddenly and it's scaring the crap out of me...and this pain in my chest isn't helping matters. I really just want to...

"Where do you think you're going my mate?" A dark voice asked.

"How...how did you know I wasn't in my room anymore?

"You're my mate, I know when you're near me and when you're not. Besides, you're human and we heard you opening your window and climbing out of it."

"Well, that's just fucking great! Now, leave me the fuck alone!"

"Not until we talk, Bella. Your brother and Emmett told us what happened."

"Fucking wonderful! What happened to keeping it between us you fuckers!" I yelled knowing that Riley and Emmett could hear me.

"I really don't have anything to say to you Jasper. I really don't want a mate. I'd rather die than feel this physical pain. I don't even know you anyway. Sure, we had great sex together, but that isn't enough to form a relationship. So, if it's all the same to you—I'd just like to walk away while this is all still new. I've decided to become a nun in France anyway."

"No." Jasper stated.

"No?" I asked.

"No." He stated again. "Bella, you can't break a mating bond unless you die and then you take your mate with you. So, unless you want us both to die, you can't break the bond. Besides, I don't think you'd survive as a nun."

"Well, that just sucks! You're saying that your life is in my hands?"

"Exactly. Essentially, that's what mating is."

Oh. I get it now. I hold his life in my hands just like he holds mine in his. It's quite simple when you look at it that way. I suppose I need to stop wallowing in self pity because this shit isn't going away.

"Wait a minute, what do you mean by I won't survive as a nun?"

"Bella, you have to take a vow of chastity and obedience. I doubt you can handle that." Jasper chuckled.

"I can survive without sex and be a good girl. I'll just take my Rabbit along with me in case I need to get off."

Jasper looked at me with the most quizzical expression at the mention of my Rabbit. "You're okay with using a rabbit to get off?" He asked uncomfortably.

"Sure, why wouldn't I be? If it weren't for my Rabbit, I'd have to rely on my hand to get off or call an ex in for a favor. I'd really prefer not to go the second route."

"Uh, no...besides, now you have me so you won't need any of those things."

"Jasper, just because I'm mated doesn't mean I'm giving up my Rabbit. Besides, I think we can have fun with it together."

Jasper's jaw dropped in a horrified expression. "Together? How's that possible? Um...I'm not so sure I'm ready for a rabbit in the bedroom. Don't they move around a lot?"

"Oh, Jasper, keep an open mind. The possibilities are endless. Besides, you have complete control over the Rabbit." I said.

Jasper now looked truly terrified. Jeez! Who knew that the most feared vampire in the world would be scared of a little jiggling vibrator. This is just too funny.

"Um...I'll think about the rabbit thing. It's a lot for me to process." Jasper said.

"Jasper, relax it's really no big deal. Oh and you're right, I would never survive as a nun. I was just joking anyway." I said and turned towards my window.

"Where are you going?" Jasper asked.

"I'm going to climb back in through my window." I said. "Are you coming?"

"Yeah, hang on a second." He said as he pulled me up flush against him and enveloped me in a passionate kiss. "Don't ever keep anything from me again. If you've got something on your mind, tell me. I'm your mate, Bella, we'll work through it together. I don't ever want you to feel uncomfortable with me." He ran his fingers through my hair and kissed me once again.

We climbed back into my room and sat on my bed and talked. I told him about all my fears and reservations about being mated. I told him that I was terrified about this whole bonded mate thing and how I really hate being in pain. He, in turn, told me about how completely shocked he was to discover that I was his mate. He thought he'd be one of the unlucky vampires that would go through all of eternity without a mate. Regarding the pain, he said that everyone says that it'll get a lot easier as time progresses and I accept the fact that Jasper's my mate.

Our talk was interrupted by Vicky knocking on my door and telling me that it was time for us to leave for our Stripping for Fitness class. I tried to get into my gym clothes quickly, but Jasper kept trying to molest me. Okay, maybe getting naked in front of Jasper wasn't a good idea.

"Reign that shit in Jasper, you're projecting! We don't have time for that right now. I have to learn how to become a stripper!" I heard Char yell from the living room. After a quick kiss goodbye, the girls and I left for the YMCA.

Char, Irina, Vicky, and I got to class with moments to spare. We introduced Char to the instructor and set up in our usual spot in the center of the back row of the room. Suddenly, we heard the gasps and whispers of the other students. We looked at the instructor and her eyes were gaping while whispering, "Oh my God." We turned to the studio door and fuck me-there stood Rosalie, Kate, and Tanya in full on stripper wear.

"Hello! Is this the stripper class?" Rose asked cheerfully. She was wearing some kind of skin tight spandex cheerleading outfit complete with tassels and five inch spiked heels.

"Umm...yes it is." The instructor said, clearly flustered.

"Where do we set up?" Kate inquired in her red lace chaps complete with matching bikini top, thong underwear, clear, acrylic platform heels, and red cowboy hat.

"Are you guys here to teach the class?" One woman asked.

"No, this is our first class. We're so excited to be here!" Tanya gushed. She was wearing some sort of school girl outfit with a micro mini red plaid skirt that barely covered her hoochie and a white spandex top that simply tied underneath her boobs. Is that a flogger she's holding?

"Holy fuck." Irina said. "Maybe we should have told them to wear gym clothes."

"You think?" Vicky and I said at the same time.

"Oh there you are!" Rose said, recognizing us.

"Why aren't you girls dressed?" Tanya asked. Yeah, this coming from the half-naked blonde dressed as every man's fantasy schoolgirl. Geez. She even has her hair in pigtails.

The instructor finally regained her composure and announced, "Ahem! I'll be starting class as soon as the three new girls get set up. I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for coming today and remind you that this class is called Stripping for Fitness—not Stripping for Business."

By the time the class ended, there were men plastering every inch of the glass walls surrounding the studio. How could you blame them? You had Rosalie, the All-American beauty queen dressed in a red, white, and blue cheerleading outfit plus two gorgeous succubi dressed as a cowgirl and a schoolgirl. On our way out, the instructor made it a point to remind the three women to dress in appropriate gym attire for the next class. After a quick chat, we decided to hang out for a bit at Carlisle and Esme's Boston hideaway. When we asked Rose about the hideaway, she told us that everyone needed a place to get away from Edward, Alice, and Amanda. Hmm...interesting.

"Okay, dish!" Irina ordered Tanya as soon as we all entered the apartment.

"About what?"

"What do you mean, about what? We want to hear all about the Stripper Major. Was he every girl's fantasy come true?"

"Well, he's a gentleman, if anything." Tanya said.

"What do you mean? Didn't you get down and do the dirty with him?" Rose asked.

"No, we actually dropped Kelly off at her apartment because she hired him for the night. He didn't even charge her because he felt bad that he'd spent half the night chatting to me. After that, we sat in a coffee shop and talked. Then, he dropped me back off at the hotel."

"No kinky sex? No impromptu blow jobs? You have a bonafide sex god in front of you and you don't ravage him? I'm so ashamed of you!" Char said.

"Char, not everyone is as sex crazed as you are." Kate said.

"I'm not sex crazed, I just jump at an opportunity when I see one." Char said.

"I noticed." I said pointedly to her. "So, when are you going to see Rex again?"

"Friday night. We're going to dinner with you and Jasper. I figured with you being human, it would be less intimidating for him. Jasper's gonna have to suck it up and eat human food. Rose, can I borrow the hideaway? We're gonna need a place to 'talk' after the date."

"Sure, no problem—I'm just gonna need details afterwards."

"So," Tanya turned to Vicky, "your husband is one mega hot vamp. What's he like in bed?"

Vicky looked mortified. "You...You've met my mate before?" She asked shyly.

"Oh my God. Vicky, I'm so sorry sis. Here, we are chatting away and I never got to properly introduce you to everyone." I said, then proceeded with introductions.

"Guys, she doesn't know who Rex is because she wasn't at the wedding." Irina said.

"Here, I filmed him ripping his shirt off at Fuckward's wedding." Char said then proceeded to show Vicky the video on her iPhone.

"This guy looks like one of those marble Greek statues in the flesh. I've never seen anyone so chiseled." Vicky said.

"Well, if you girls want to get a closer look at him, I happen to know that he's performing at Climax on Thursday night." I said.

"We are so going." Vicky said.

"I go where you girls go, you know that." Irina said.

"I am so in." Rose chimed.

"Me too." Kate said.

We all looked at Char for confirmation then, "Well, I'm not missing a naked major, are you out of your minds? You in Tanya?"

"Wouldn't miss it for the world." She replied with a grin. "Now, can we get back to the sex god that is Vicky's mate please."

"Okay, I met him briefly, earlier today, and the guy is a certified hunk. As soon as I saw him my nipples were standing at attention and my panties were drenched. Plus, he's not a caveman like our mates are." Char declared looking pointedly at Rose and Kate.

"Yeah, Riley's pretty in touch with his feminine side. He's pretty sensitive to Vicky, Bella, and my needs. He's done wonders for Laurent too."

"What do you mean he's in touch with his feminine side? He's not gay, is he?" Kate asked.

"Of course he's not gay. How could he be with Miss Bodacious Ass Vamp as his mate?" Charlotte declared while everyone checked out an embarrassed Vicky's rump.

"By being in touch with his feminine side, I mean that he knows women. He's really sensitive to our feelings and our wants and needs. He also maintains his whole package—monthly haircuts, trims his brows, works out, watches chick flicks with us, still has time to hang with the guys, goes shopping without complaint, and he keeps to the times with his fashion. On top of that, he goes to sex workshops with us to gain a better understanding of our wants and needs in bed. Plus..." Irina explained.

"There's more? How perfect can a guy be?" Rosalie said in amazement.

"As I was saying, plus he's a great listener. If we're feeling bitchy or sad, he'll just sit and listen until we're all talked out then he'll add his words of wisdom at the very end. He's done wonders for Laurent." Irina continued.

"Okay, but let's get down to the meaty stuff here. Vicky, does he trim his man bush?" Tanya asked.

If she were human, Vicky probably would be blushing three different shades of red. She was used to being open in front of me and Irina, but she barely knew these women. "Um...yes...yes he does."

"Oh my God! He is the perfect man!" Rosalie exclaimed. "I tried to get Emmett to go to the salon to get a little work done, but he scoffed at me."

"Yeah, it's hard enough getting Garrett to get a haircut once a year!" Kate piped in. "I can't imagine how he'd react if I asked him to trim his testicular topiary."

"No shit! Pete's like a fucking neanderthal when it comes to grooming. He's always going on about how a real man doesn't need to keep up with the times." Char complained.

"He's pretty hot, though, your hubby is." I said to Char. "He has that rugged cowboy look going and it seems like all his man parts are working."

"What the fuck are you talking about? Girl, you have the Major as a mate. If any one has well-oiled man parts, it's Jasper." Kate declared.

Somehow, I had the feeling that Jasper's tried out his man parts on more than just Char before me. In a fit of jealousy, I scowled at Kate.

"Now, now baby girl, the Major's been around a long time." Kate cooed. "Besides, we all had to help him with his Alice problem throughout the years. Did you know that he didn't even penetrate her for the last thirty-five years of their marriage. He just used his gift on her to make her cum."

Okay, that didn't make it any better, but I understood why he had to go to different women to get his release. I couldn't expect him to wait over 150 years to meet me. All I know is that I had a sudden urge to fuck Jasper into submission. Again, I seriously think I'm developing some kind of sex addiction.

"Let's get down to why we're all really here." Rosalie said. "How did you manage to fuck Jasper in his Corvette? Those bucket seats are pretty narrow."

"Ah Rose, that was all yoga, my friend." I said.

"Yoga? You do yoga too?"

"Sure, on Sunday mornings, Vicky, Riley, Irina, Laurent, and I all go to yoga."

"Did you just say that Riley and Laurent go to yoga with you?" Charlotte asked in amazement.

"Yeah, it was actually their idea. Something about increasing flexibility and stamina in the bedroom. They didn't want to leave me at home alone so we made yoga Sundays a family thing."

Rosalie's jaw dropped at hearing that we did yoga as a family. I didn't see what the big deal was, it's just yoga.

"Okay, lil' sis, show me the yoga move that you did." Rosalie said as she positioned herself on the chaise lounge like she were in a Corvette. "Climb on and show me, Bella." She ordered then patted her lap.

Well, why not? We're all experienced women here. "Okay, Rose," I said as I positioned myself, "this is called the garland pose. You have to keep your hips centered and your feet steady. See, you guys are like stone so steadying my feet on your thighs is pretty easy. Normally, you'd keep your head upright and centered too, but, in this case, you have to remember to keep your head nuzzling his neck so he can see while driving. So, then, you just move yourself up and down from there. Pretty easy, don't you think?" I asked the girls as I showed them.

"Rose, do you have a strap-on that you can use so that Bella can demonstrate again?" Char asked in all seriousness.

"Charlotte, I'm not going to ride a strap-on. Are you fucking insane?" I chastised. Geez, I live with Irina who's a succubus and she's not nearly as insatiable as Char is.

"Well, I was just thinkin'..." Char said.

Suddenly, Vicky who must have had a delayed reaction asked, "Wait a minute! Are you telling me that you had sex with Jasper while he was driving his Corvette?"

"Yep at 130 miles per hour, and then he took her on top of the hood of his Vette afterwards." Katie answered.

Vicky, seemingly over her shock, then asked, "Well, can you explain when the brute ripped my favorite red dress off of you because now I have nothing to wear to see the fucking Greek statue on Thursday night!"

Gee. She's angrier about that dress than I thought. "Um...sometime in between the two fucks...I think..." I offered, "...but remember, Jasper promised to buy you a new one. We could go shopping first thing tomorrow even, yeah, that's what we'll do." I tried to appease her. God I hate it when Vicky glares at me. She can be really scary sometimes.

We all made plans to get together on Thursday night to see Stripper Major. It was decided that it would be best if we just said we were getting together for a girl's night out instead of telling our mates where we were really going. Our mates? God, that just sounds so weird. Oddly, after having some girl bonding time, I felt much more at ease with the term "mate." I also, still had this insatiable urge to fuck "my mate" silly. Good thing he's waiting for me at my place. Oh my God! I am a full blown sex addict. Eight times in 24 hours with Jasper isn't enough anymore. I really have issues!

Well, what did you all think? I'd love to hear from you. As always, I promise to write back.