I could help but add my favorite pairings to the fic so this will have Sabriel, Destiel, Mikifer, and Crobby in the next part. I also might be going to continue this as a different fic called The Great Prank Wars. Hope you stay tuned.

I finally own supernatural! Wait, this isn't the rights to Supernatural! It's just a autograph from Justin Bieber! Dang you Robert Speight Jr. for lying to me. (Torches paper and runs away crying.)


Facts, Rumors, And Other Stupid Past Times.

Kali's POV

2 weeks after the slaughter at the Elysian hotel I began to hear rumors of the angel Gabriel's return from the dead. Most of the time I would just roll my eyes. Of course he would come back, he was a trickster after all. They never stayed dead. I had killed Coyote 3 times already and he never stayed dead why would Loki be any different? Well besides the fact he was an archangel in disguise. But then the rumors got out of control saying he had declared war against the Winchesters and their angel. Or that he was siding with demons to take out his brothers.

I decided to check out these unreasonable facts for myself. I snuck into Bobby Singer's home and spied on the older Winchester to get the info I wanted.

"So when does the battle start? I can't wait to get my hands on Michael!" He whispered eagerly to the angel in a trench coat.

"Tomorrow morning we will meet in a field a couple miles down the road and assemble the armies. Bobby has already claimed Crowley and I will take Raphael. I suggest caution with Michael as he is infinitely more powerful then you." He replied. I gasped in quiet shock. They really we going to battle! I began to leave before I ran into Loki/Gabriel (I wasn't sure what to call him anymore.)

"What are you doing here Kali?" He asked lightly. I sighed knowing my next words would forever haunt me.

"I heard rumors that you and your brother were going to battle against each other and I was... I wanted to offer my assistance in return for your actions at the hotel." I explained. His eyes filled with humor.

"First off its a prank war. Secondly, Awww! I can't believe you were worried about me, I feel so honored." He teased. I growled.

"I was not worried I was simply repaying my debt! Since I'm not needed I will be leaving now." I huffed and started to march out of the house but Loki grabbed my arm halting me.

"Look Sam said I should try being nicer to people and since I really value the moose's opinion I'm going to say sorry for insulting your misplaced feelings for me." He said sounding honest.

"Sam? The younger Winchester? You are going as low as to say sorry for his approval? You must really love the child for him to earn that much power over you." I said my eyes narrowing. Gabriel's eyes filled with the smallest hint of shock and I laughed before he could say anything to counter my words.

"Fine, I accept your apology under the condition that you tell Samuel about your feelings before the end of the week. It is unfair to him if you hide this from him. I know from experience that it will only lead to pain and even death if you do not express them soon." Gabriel's eyes widened.

"Death?" He asked and I winced.

"For people like Sam, people with no sense of self worth, the darkness will consume them eventually unless someone is able to make them feel differently. Your love for him maybe the only thing he has at one point and if you don't give it he will have no reason to continue to fight." I said darkly. I had fallen for a human at one point but was too afraid of the consequences of telling him and when I came to my right mind he had killed himself out of fear of being forever unloved. I vowed to never forget my injustice to him.

"If you do not tell him by the end of the week you will live to regret it for the rest of eternity." I promised and took my leave hoping for many sakes that Gabriel would not make the same mistake I did.


Sorry it was so short but I wasn't sure if I was doing her character right and didn't want to ruin her so... Anywho I need ideas for the pranks in the prank war I got a couple it this thing is going to be huge and every little bit counts. (And I'm not very good at pranks but shhh! It's a secret!)

p.s. I love reviews and chocolate but if I had to choose I would choose reviews. Or maybe chocolate it's too close.