Chapter 3: Time to shine
Disclaimer: I do not own the smurfs, they are owned by Peyo. I do not own South Park or its characters, they are owned by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I only own Hector, Emily, SmurfPaper, SmurfWrench, SmurfPaint, SmurfGag, and SmurfKilt because they're my OCs. Samantha Himitsu appears courtesy of ModestNeko. SmurfAggie appears courtesy of I. M. Rally. I also do not own the song or lyrics featured, some lyrics might be changed. If the song is a parody, I do not own the song it's based on. Anyways, enjoy.
Once Wendy called all of the Freedom Pals, everyone gathered at the secret base under Tolkien's house. Everyone had their superhero suits on, all of which had been upgraded to look more modern.
Wendy got up in front of the crowd, and began to speak with the Smurfs next to her. "Okay, you might be wondering why we were all called here, and why Hector and Emily are Smurfs," said Call Girl.
"You're darn tootin' we're wondering why their Smurfs. You didn't curse them did you?" asked Professor Chaos.
"Well, long story short, they are naturally born Smurfs from different villages from the Middle Ages, and Kyle has risen from the dead to seek revenge on Hector for attempting to kill him," explained Nekomancer, causing everyone's jaw to drop.
"So wait, Hector and Emily are magical creatures? And they never told us?" asked Tupperware.
"What is it with people trying to bring a blue brother down? It's like blue lives don't matter," said Hector.
"And we never told you guys because we were trying to protect you from evil people like Kyle," said Emily. "Plus we didn't want you all to freak out, which is what you're doing right now."
"And it seems kinda weird that we are magical blue creatures in the modern world," said SmurfAggie.
"Okay, but how can we use time travel to send these Smurfs back to the time zone from which they come from," said Kevin Stoley, who was dressed like Spock from Star Trek, which annoyed Hector and Emily.
"Kevin, god fucking dammit," said Hector, pinching his nose. "Why do you always think we're playing motherfucking Star Trek?! Nobody wants to play captain nerd, it's all about Star Wars because theirs more action and less FUCKING TALKING! So if you're going to nerd-out, do it at your fucking house!"
And with that, Kevin Stoley left the basement.
"Okay, does anyone else want to spoil this moment?" asked Emily, to which everyone shook their heads. "Good, cause I'm in a good mood today."
"Anyways," continued Call Girl. "We need everyone's help to get back home, and kill Kyle once and for all. We just need to find a spell to get us home, and a way to kill Kyle. We already found a spell in one of SmurfWillow's old books, now we just need a plan to kill Kyle."
"Luckily I prepared a song for just the occasion," said Hector, as the music started playing.
Hector: Someone is lurking, someone is near,
someone's making things stranger, stranger
Smurfing up discord, smurfing up fear,
Making you all think "stranger danger"
Outsiders Smurf up, slow and steady, just standing,
Guns at the ready
Think what he do to our status quo (humans: oh no)
Hector: He's gonna steal, plunder, and pillage
He might take over your village
Don't just sit on your asses and do nothing and wait
Let's enter and build a big nazi state
Better get nervous, but don't get tense
Better not let him catch you blinking
You don't need a reason, my dear friends
This ain't the time for overthinking
All: Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob, mob, mob, nazi, nazi
Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob, mob, mob, nazi, nazi
Hector: Sharpen your pencils, sharpen your tonges
Sharpen those morals of imagration
Gather in groups and ready your lungs
Holler with pent-up aggravation
All: Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob, mob, mob, nazi, nazi
Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob, mob, mob, nazi, nazi
Hector: fight, Smurf in black and white
That's our smurfy right
Time to save the day so proudly
The power makes us strong
Millions can't be wrong
Even when they're smurfing loudly
You might not have a credit card to borrow
Are you gonna cry in sorrow?
Or just scared about tomorrow?
Well, it's all gonna end him painfully
If he tries to attack us brainlessly
Just then, everyone started putting on nazi attire (including the Smurfs).
Hector: what're we?(Everyone: We're a nazi mob)
What're we? (Everyone: We're a nazi mob)
Look at that corn (everyone: it's on the cob)
Look at that corpse (Stan: his name was bob)
Everyone: mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob, mob, mob, nazi, nazi
Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob, mob, mob, nazi, nazi
mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob, mob, mob, nazi, nazi
Mob, mob, m-m-mob, mob, mob, mob, nazi, nazi,
Mob!
"So, who's with me?!" asked Hector, causing everyone to raise their hands. "Okay, here's the plan."
Later that night…
Once everyone was in position at the genetics lab, Kyle came looking for the smurfs. Just then, he heard someone whistling the smurfs theme song. It was… Hector.
"Hello, jewpacabra. Prepare to meet your demise," said Hector. Kyle just laughed sarcastically.
"You really think that one tiny little Smurf is enough to beat me? And the fact you're wearing nazi attire doesn't make you any better than me," said Kyle.
"It's not just him," said Toolshed, to which the Freedom Pals all came out of the bushes in their nazi-themed costumes. "Look at what you've become, Kyle. You turned your back on all of your friends, you killed the only girl you ever loved, and you turned your dad into a broken man. What happened to my best friend?"
"Your best friend is gone, and he's never coming back!" yelled Kyle. "I've learned that you can't trust anyone, not even someone who claims to be your best friend. If you were my friend then you would've been looking for me all those years ago when I went missing!"
"That's because we were trying to kill you, after you tried to kill us," said Nekomancer. "Now we'll kill once and for all."
"Ha, you what army?!" asked Kyle.
"This army!" yelled Smurfaggie, as she and the smurfs of Smurfy Grove, all of whom were dressed in nazi attire. "Face it kosher boy, you're outnumbered."
"Alright boys and girls, ATTACK!" said Clumsy, causing everyone and eversmurf to beat the shit out of Kyle.
"There comes a time in every Smurf's life where everything cute, nice, and blue is put to the side," narrated Smurfpaper. "And on this cold South Park night, that time is now."
"Seriously, now's not a good time for this," said SmurfLily.
"Sorry it's kinda what I do," said SmurfPaper, as the fight continued.
Once Kyle was weakened, it was time for the vision to become a reality.
"Okay, here we go. DRAGON UP!" yelled Hector, causing him to turn into his dark dragon form. "Now he's dead for real this time!"
Hector charged at Kyle, and he began ripping parts out of the power supply of Kyle's Darth Vader suit, causing the power to shut down.
"The vision, it's happening," said Emily.
"So this is how the Jewish lad dies," said SmurfKilt.
"That goose is cooked," said SmurfWrench.
Before they knew it, Kyle was finally dead.
"It worked, now let uz get rid of ze body," said SmurfPaint.
Cartman then got a wood chipper, and put Kyle's body in it, causing the blood and bones to splatter on the ground.
Back at the portal…
All of the smurfs of Smurfy Grove went through the portal, sending them all home.
"Well, it was nice to see you guys again. We're really gonna miss you guys," said Hector.
"We'll miss you too Hector and Emily," said Samantha, giving Hector a kiss on the cheek, causing him to blush.
"Easy tiger, you have a boyfriend of your own to fuck with. Me, I don't like other girls hitting on my boyfriend," said Emily.
"You sound like your dad when you are mad," said Clumsy. "Speaking of which, just tell your parents that you were visiting a friend for the weekend."
"Come on, let's go home. I'm making chili dogs," said Smurfstorm.
"Move over, I call dibs on the first batch," said Hector, as he and the last bunch of smurfs went into the portal and went home.
Back in Smurfy Grove…
Once the village was rebuilt, Emily gave her parents a call.
"Hi mom. Don't worry about me, I'm just spending the weekend with a friend," said Emily. Pause. "Don't worry, it's a boy who is just a friend of mine." Pause. "Yes, I'll make sure he wears a condom." Pause. "Okay, bye mom. I'll see you on Monday." She hung up.
"So, can we agree that we are both really smurfy?" asked Hector.
"Maybe, let's sing one last song just to seal it," said Emily. Just then, the music kicked in.
Hector: Nobody has to be so smurfy
It's not a competition in the end
Emily: It doesn't matter if you prove you're on your Smurfy best
But what will happen when you put that smurfness to the test
Both: Nevermind about who is so smurfy
The most smurfy thing is just being friends
The most smurfy thing is just being friends!
The other smurfs joined in as they were fixing up the village.
Smurfstorm: Everybody can help
Everybody join in!
When everysmurf has a part to play
Clumsy: Then everysmurf can win!
Smurfblossom: Everysmurf can help!
Red, green, orange, or blue!
SmurfLily: When you're ready to Smurf
You'll find out what you can do!
Hector, Emily, and SmurfKilt: Everybody can help!
What I'm smurfing is true!
When you Smurf it a try
You'll find out what smurfs can do!
Hector and Emily: Nobody has to be so smurfy
It's not a competition in the end
It doesn't matter if you prove
You're on your on your smurfy best
But what will happen when you
Put that smurfness to the test
Never mind about
Who is so smurfy
The most smurfy thing
Is just being friends
Nobody has to be so smurfy
(All the smurfs: Everysmurf can help)
It's not a competition in the end
(Hector: Everysmurf join in)
All the smurfs: It doesn't matter if you prove
You're on your smurfy best
Clumsy: Everysmurf can win!
All the smurfs: But what will happen when you
Put that smurfness to the test
Hector: Nevermind about who is so smurfy
All the smurfs: The most smurfy thing is just being friends
The most smurfy thing is just being friends!
"So, when do we get the chili dogs?" asked Hector.
The End
Live action cast:
Mario and sonic pals as Stan Marsh
Mario and sonic pals' girlfriend as Samantha Himitsu
Julian Dennison as Eric Cartman
Millie Bobby Brown as Wendy Testaburger
Noah Schnapp as Kenny McCormick
Carson Bolde as Leopold "Butters" Stotch
Caleb McLaughlin as Tolkien Black
Jacob Tremblay as Kevin Stoley
Jack Dylan Grazer as Kyle Broflovski
Voice cast:
Mario and sonic pals as Hector Smurf
Ben Platt as Hector Smurf (singing voice)
Mario and sonic pals' girlfriend as Emily Smurf
Ashley Tisdale as Emily Smurf (singing voice)
Michelle Rodriguez as SmurfStorm
Miley Cyrus as SmurfStorm (singing voice)
Tom Holland as Clumsy Smurf
Nick Jonas as Clumsy Smurf (singing voice)
Ariel Winter as SmurfLily
Ellie Kemper as SmurfBlossom
Cathy Weseluck as SmurfPaper
Kelly Macdonald as SmurfKilt
Kath Soucie as SmurfPaint
Ashleigh Ball as SmurfWrench
Andrea Libman as SmurfGag
Megan Trainor as SmurfMelody
Cherise Silvestri as SmurfBegonia
Julia Roberts as SmurfWillow
and Anne Hathaway as SmurfAggie
0/Post credit scene…/0
Present day…
"And that's the story of how we defeated Kyle," said Hector, finishing up the story.
"Wow, you two really have interesting lives," said Hefty.
"I'm honestly surprised that you managed to live after that," said Cindy.
"You better believe it my cousin, because me and Hector tell you guys everything that isn't personal," said Emily. "Anyways, that's enough stories for today. We better get to bed." And so, everyone did.
Once Hector got into bed, he looked at his magic mailbox. It started to vibrate, followed by him pulling out a letter.
"Hey, it's from Apple Bloom. I hope she's doing okay," said Hector, as he began to read the letter.
The Smurfs will return… in ponyville
That's right, my next crossover will be with the Smurfs and My little pony (neither of which I own). So, I'm a brony, and I'm not ashamed of it. I was ashamed of it at first but now I'm going to embrace my status as a brony by making an mlp and Smurfs crossover. Don't judge me. Also, the first song is an mlp parody and the second song is a Thomas and friends parody (which I don't own). Until then, that's all folks!
