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Chapter 3: Who is who?

Len POV:

I looked around outside at midnight. The coast was clear. I beckoned urgently to my Kaito and Ted who were outside my window.

" You guys! This will never work!" I whispered.

Kaito put a finger to his lips and climbed to the windowsill.

" Is Rin here?" he asked.

" No she's downstairs," I said. " Now tell me what you guys are doing!"

" You're obviously going to impersonate Rin," he said clamly.

" What?" I half-yelle, half-whispered. " I can't do that!"

" Why not?" Kaito whined.

" Uh, she has boobs! I don't!" I snapped. I quickly turned to make sure no one had entered. Kaito snickered.

" That girl is flatter than a brick wall. You'll be fine."

He climbed in and helped Ted in, who was carry some dark orangish looking food.

" Are those oranges?" I asked.

" Ah the perfect bait for the female Kagamine," Kaito said satisfied. " And they're oranges from Mikuo-kun's science project: What happens when oranges are left out in the sun for a week?"

I wrinkled my nose at the smell. They smelt even more sour than usual. How could Rin even stand those things?

" Now here's the plan." Oh great, Ted seems excited about this. " You give Rin the oranges, she eats them, she goes to bed, wakes up with food poisoning."

" I'm an evil genius!" Kaito exclaimed.

" Shhhh!" I warned pointing to the door.

Kaito nodded, remembering, and put the bag in my hands.

" The fate of men rest in your hands," he said solemnly.

" Just get outta here!" I snapped jerking my head to the window.

As soon as Kaito and Ted left, Rin opened the door, suspiciously eyeing the bag in my hands.

" Are those oranges?"

I lifted my head to start a nod, but she tackled me and dug greedliy into the bag.

" O-ran-ge! O-ran-ge!" she sang laughing.

I plastered on a fake smile. Rin was too naive for her own good.

~Next Day~

Rin POV:

I sat up and smiled. Those oranges had me totally energized! I sat up quickly, and threw off the covers, after registering the sharp pain in my stomach. I groaned and lay back down. What the hell? Since when do oranges make me sick? I thought they were my friends!

" Rin?"

I heard Len's voice and groaned, he would definently make me go to school. I saw him loom over me, a worried expression etched onto his face. There was a small glint in his eyes, but I was way to sick to even register it.

" Len, please don't make me go to school! I feel awful," I begged.

" But-"

" Onii-chan!"

Bullseye. Len gave me a sympathetic look and smiled.

" Sure, now get some rest, I'll tell Mom you're not feeling well," he said.

I smiled gratefully, but I knew something was up. Len, the Len knew would never give in so easily. I sighed. Looks like I'm going to school after all.

Len POV:

I grabbed Rin's uniform and hair ribbon. This would never work! I mean someone ought to be able to tell the difference! Inside the bathroom, I put on one of Rin's...bras and quickly got dressed in her uniform. You did not hear that I'm wearing a bra! Erase that thought right now. Besides, I need to trick them!

I left the bathroom, and snuck out the front door, pulling out my ponytail and tieing the hair ribbon. I really hoped Mom didn't notice that Rin's unifrom was gone and mine was there. But then again, she'd probably try to make sense of the situation.

I got into Kaito's car, ignoring him as we drove to school.

~Homeroom~

Len POV:

I sat nmext to Teto my heart beating wildly. I propped my feet on the desk and smiled.

" Mornin Teto-chan~!"

" Mornin!"

So far so good. I glanced around the classroom, no one seemed to notice anything. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Ted and Mikuo chuckling behind their books. I scowled.

" Rin-chan?"

My heart leapt out of my chest but I didn't show it. I turned my head and looked at her with bored expression. Then one of my classmates came in with a red face, screaming her lungs out.

" Kagamine-kun is here!"

I stiffened. Was my cover already blown? I watched as all of the female students, beside Teto and myself of course, began to fix themselves up, putting on makeup, restyling their hair, fixing their uniforms. But they weren't heading towards me. I glanced at Mikuo and Ted, who looked just as confused as I did. Then my jaw dropped in shock, along with theirs. There in the doorway being flocked by girls was...myself?

Rin POV:

I smiled as I had seen Len do many times in the situations. I walked through the thick crowd of girls, trying to be polite, but I just wasn't in the mood.

" Kagamine-kun, did you get shorter?"

" Uwahhhh! That's so moe!"

" Shota-kun!"

" I love you Len-sama!"

I seriously felt like puking. All this screaming, those bad oranges...but there was something else too. It built up as I heard those girls screaming for Len. Jealousy? A shrill whistle broke through the air. I turned to see Akita Neru standing in the center of a parted line of girls. She walked down the aisle and stopped in front of me.

" G-good morning Akita-san," I stammered giving her my best smile.

She looked at me and then behind me and back at me.

" Len-sama?"

" Yes?" I answered, praying her obsession for my brother was joining forces with her knowledge of him.

She narrowed her eyes at me, as she was inspecting and then nodded.

" No one may bother Kagamine-kun under my orders, understood?" she said strongly.

I watched as my female classmates dispersed and went to their seats, mumbling words of hate. Woah.

Len POV:

I watched as "Len" ( or more likely Rin) took my seat with Mikuo and Ted, just as Kamui-sensei came in. Today should be interesting.

~Gym~

Teto and I took our stances as the volleyball soared over the net. My face was crimson after putting this outfit on. How do girls even find this comfortable? I jumped up and smacked the ball down, gaining the winning point for my team. Teto patted my back.

" Way to go champ, you're on role! You've become a miracle volleyball player over night!"

A chill ran down my spine.

" I mean it's almost as if you a Rin imposter! AHAHAHAHAH."

I turned after hearing Teto's sarcastic laugh and stiffened. Her mouth was twisted into a crooked smile and a vein was bulging in her head as one of her eyes twitched. I stepped back.

" LEN-KUN. WHY ARE YOU IMPERSONATING MY BEST FRIEND?"

Her voice was chilling and terrifying, but calm and steady.

" I-uh..."

" Len. Explain."

Busted.

~Lunch~

Rin POV:

I rubbed my aching head. Stupid Len fangirls! With all their screaming and fainting and loveletters! I'm surprised Len isn't an asshole with all this he goes through! I sat down at our table with Mikuo, Kaito, Meiko, Luka, Teto, Ted, and "Rin". I glared at him. Len would never give me spoiled oranges, and Mikuo and ted were far too gracious for that. So it had to be Kaito.

" So Rin, did you learn anything?" Ted asked Len.

" No, not a thing," Teto replied smugly. Just what was going on?

Ted and Teto began to argue and Kaito joined in, obviously not wanting to be left out. Meiko desperately tried to make him shut up by threatening to drop his ice cream. Luka leaned over the table to calm them and Mikuo just sat staring at the chaos. My stomach churned and I felt something come up. Then something terrible happened. The scent of sushi wafted up my nose and I couldn't take it. I turned outside of the booth and threw up on the floor. Right on Miku.

Her disgusted scream echoed through the cafeteria as she looked at me. I honestly wasn't sure if I should laugh or be begging for forgiveness.

" Rin!" Len cried.

" Rin?" Meiko and Luka said confused.

" Len!" Kaito yelled.

" Len?" they asked.

" Kaito..." Mikuo and Ted said annoyed.

" Rin, Len," Teto said pointing out our real identities. " And Kaito."

Meiko glared. " Of course, Kaito."

He chuckled weakly. Then Meiko started to laugh, resulting in chain reaction, from him, to Meiko, to Len, to me, to Teto, to Ted, to Mikuo. Even Miku started laughing a bit, despite the fact she was covered in vomit.

" This, this is a really nice plan you had going here Kaito!" she laughed. " But you know what's even funnier?"

" What?" Kaito asked wiping tears from his eyes.

Meiko picked his ice cream bucket and before anyone could guess whats she was going to do, she emptied the container out onto the floor. Kaito turned to stone.

" MY ICECREAM!"

He fell to the floor, not caring that the whole school was watching.

" This is what happens when you switch the Kagamines," Len and I said in perfect unison.

Author's Note: And this is why you should NEVER EVER switch the Kagamine twins ;P Review please!