Chapter 12: A Chaotic First Day
Rin POV:
Oh oranges. Wonderful, tart, sweet oranges. Did I mention oranges were great? Then the smell of lemons erupted outta nowhere. I saw a huge lemon rolling around crushing my precious oranges.
" No!"
" Oh wake up Rin!"
Suddenly bright white light flooded into my dreamland and I was startled awake. I looked around wildly and saw Len was gone, as usual but this time he had class duty, and Lily opening the blinds.
" What are you doing Lily?" I asked annoyed.
" I'm waking you up for school," she said simply. " It's my first day."
I nodded and got out of bed, stretching and getting my school uniform ready. Then I paused.
" Wait...did you jsut say today's your first day?" I asked slowly.
Lily turned to me and I acknowledged she was wearing our school uniform.
" Uh yeah," she said nonchalantly. " Why?"
" What the hell Lily?" I snapped. " You just got here yesterday! You can't just-"
" Actually I can," she cut in. " No questions. Just deal with it blondie."
" You're a blonde too!" I snapped.
" I'm the smart kind. Now get out my room."
"...This is my room."
Lily paused and she turned a bright red.
" I knew that!"
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Len POV:
" Your cousin is in town?" Ted asked in disbelief.
" Sadly, yes," I sighed.
" Is she hot?"
" I don't know! I guess!"
" My, my. what perverted thoughts about a family member Len."
The soft, polite voice had come from none other than Rui. She gave me a polite smile.
" i was only-"
" It'd be very strange if you had feelings for someone in your family right?" she interrupted. My heart stopped. " I don't know anyone like that...but thats a major taboo in most countries am I wrong."
My mouth went dry.
" Y-yeah..." I rasped out.
Rui smiled and went to her seat near her brother.
" What was that about?" Ted muttered.
I didn't bother answering his question when I didn't know myself.
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Rin POV:
" Okay! Here's your damn class Lily!" I growled.
She crushed my into her breast in a hug. If she hadn't pushed away, i would've died from lack of oxygen.
" Thanks Rin-Rin!" she exclaimed.
" Outta the way!" a strong, female voice called down the hall. I heard bodies slam against lockers as everyone parted the hall for none other than Meiko. I could see Kaito struggling in her grip as she dragged him along, Gumi trailing behind them.
" Who's that?" Lily whispered in my ear. I glanced at her and saw her eyes were cold and judging.
" Just the usual," I said quickly. " Kaito said something offensive about girls while Meiko was around and he was flirting with Gumi. He's about to get killed by Meiko and Gumi coming along to watch the fun."
Lily smirked.
" Well today, they're gonna learn a new routine."
She marched up to them, sashaying along the way, and grabbed Kaito's hand.
" Um, who are you..?" Meiko asked slowly.
" I'm Lily," she said confidently. " And I'll be taking this one."
She gave a sharp jerk on Kaito's arm, to Meiko's dismay, and pulled him closer to her.
" Um, Lily," Lily's name was mockery on Meiko's tongue. " Kaito is my plaything."
...Plaything? Lily smirked and raised her eyebrows.
" Oh? Plaything eh?"
Meiko blushed. " Not in that way!"
But by then, the whole hall was whispering. I couldn't help but smile. Not that I liked Meiko getting into a problem like this, it just never happened. I mean seriously, this is rare. I should pull out my phone and put it on Youtube or something.
" Then if he's your plaything, you don't mind sharing your toys right?" Lily said slyly.
For moment, my eyes flickered to Gumi and stayed there. Her normally relaxed, thin, white hands were clenched tightly. Her jaw was stiff and her bright green eyes glared at Lily with burning fury. Catfight anyone?
Kaito's eyes weren't on Gumi or Meiko, but on Lily's boobs. Apparently, she deliberately positioned his head right next to her chest. Typical Lily. Meiko's face was getting annoyed now and that wasn't a good sign. I quickly walked up to Lily and grabbed her arm roughly.
" Come on Lily! Stop fooling around and just go to class!" I snapped.
" Chill out lil cuz, I can take care of myself," Lily laughed. She eyed Meiko and Gumi. " Besides, I don't think Red Queen and Green Bean will do anything."
" Oh that's it!" Gumi lunged forward at an attempt to strangle Lily. Meiko wrapped her arms around Gumi's tiny waist, pulling her back. I had never seen Gumi like this, even Kaito was watching. Her normally calm, composed face was flushed red and her teeth were bared in anger as her hands clawed at empty air. She thrashed uncontrollably in Meiko's arms.
" Come on Gumi!" Meiko cried. " We need to get to class!"
Gumi, still clawing, was hauled away by Meiko. Lily shrugged and dropped Kaito on the floor at her feet.
" Well that was fun." she walked into her classroom, leaving everyone in the hallway in a stunned silence.
" Who was that?" Kaito asked.
" My cousin...Lily," I grimaced as I said her name.
" Damn...Lily is hot."
" Kay, well, sleep with her at your house, not mine."
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Teto POV:
" Hey! Did you guys hear about the new girl!" Miku squeezed in our little table right next to me.
" New girl?" Luka asked.
" Everyone's saying how she was all over Kaito!" Miku exclaimed. " And how Gumi was all outta control!"
" Len said she was hot!" Ted burst.
" Ted!" Len yelled.
I snickered. Then I paused. All over Kaito? Oh HELL no. The whole table turned to Kaito, who's face was burning red.
" I...uh- Rin was there too!"
Rin stiffened next to me as our gazes shifted to her.
" Smooth move Kaito," she muttered. " Lily's my cousin. Show no respe-"
" 'Sup brats!"
A girl with blonde hair not as long as Luka's but almost appraoched our table. And if I must say so myself...her boobs were HUGE. What was she, a D? She tried to scoot in next to Kaito, but failed, so she just sat on his lap like it was completely normal.
" So, what are we talking about?" I love how she said we.
" You and your whor-" Neru quickly covered Rin's mouth.
" I'm sorry Lily-senpai, Rin's being unreasonable," Neru said quickly.
Lily raised her eyebrows and nodded.
" So, Lenny, how was your day?" she asked diverting her attention to Len.
" Uh, okay I guess," he said calmly, but confused.
Lily smiled, and it wasn't what I suspected. It wasn't one of those sickly sweet, fake smiles that whores gave. It was a true, genuine smile. There was a hint of teasing and mischief in it, but it was real. Who would've thought that someone who looked like a slut wasn't one.
" Aw, Lensy! Come here!"
She stretched across the tabel, everyone quickly picking their lunchboxes or trays, and grabbed Len in what looked like a painful hug.
" Li...ly..." he gasped.
" I love you sooo much Len! You're even cuter than I remember!"
To my, and everyone elses, shock, Len's face turned a bright red. All I can say was, as long Kaito-senpai wasn't her target, I was cool.
" What is that new girl doing to that first year?"
" Hey, isn't that Len Kagamine?"
" I heard that she might be related to him."
" Heh? She doesn't act like their related..."
Oh great. Rumors. I think things just got a little interesting around here.
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Rin POV:
" She's...a...goddess!" Neru exclaimed.
I was barely paying attention to her before she said that.
" What is so heavenly about that!" I spat, pointing at Lily suffocating Len.
Neru glared at me. " Do you know how hard it is for us fangirls to get Len to blush like that? While going into shota mode?"
"...Shota...mode?"
Seriously. They had a freakin name for when Len gets all flustered and stuff.
" It is not that hard! Watch and learn Neru."
I squeezed out of the booth and and yanked Lily's jacket collar as hard as I could. Not to where she jerked of the table, like my original objective, but to where it caught her attention.
" Lily. Off of Len, I need him."
Len's eyes were grateful as Lily reluctantly let him go. I grabbed Len's hand and dragged him out of the booth, everyones cries of discomfort unheard by me, and brought him to the center of the cafeteria. I stuck my hand in my jacket pocket, feeling my camera there.
" Everyone! Witness this miracle of nature and blessing of kami-sama!"
Everyone there, standing or sitting, turned to us.
" Oi...Rin, what are you-"
Len gasped as I unbuttoned his jacket and threw it to the ground, and then unbuttoned his shirt and threw it on the floor with his jacket, exposing his lean chest. His face burned bright red as he stared at me angrily.
" Rin!" he yelled.
I kicked his clothes far away from us and began to snap pictures of him.
" If it bothers you Len, why did you let me have my way?" I smirked.
Then I heard a fangirl scream. Oops, guess I didn't think this one through.
" L-Len-sama...is shirtless!"
Dude, I swear it sounded like the Running of the Bulls in Spain here.
" Mikuo! Ted! Miku! Teto!"
In an instant, the four of them were blocking out the crowd. Then I heard Len trying to make a deal with a fangirl.
" Izumi-san! I'll give you a hug if you get my clothes!"
Okay, I didn't think I'd have to go this far.
" Rei-kun!"
The dark haired boy turned to look at me, his gold eyes mischievous. Perfect.
" Keep Len's clothes somewhere safe!"
" Rin! These fangirls are getting restless!" Miku cried.
" Rei!" Len yelled in rage. He turned to face me. " Why are you doing this Rin?"
I shrugged. " I'm merely trying to prove something to Neru."
And with that, I pulled his shorts down, exposing his Lucky Star boxers.
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~After School~
$625.00. I had made that much in the two hours left of school. I think the Lucky Star boxers realy put it over the top. And then I proved something to Neru, not to mention all the fanservice I'd given my classmates and quite a few senpais. The price of shirtless photos: $10. The price of boxers photos: $20. The price of blushing len photos while he tried to cover himself: $40- $50. The price I had to pay for everything I got today: Len wouldn't speak to me.
" Hey Len!" I exclaimed when we got home. " Let's sing the banana song!"
I jumped off his bed and began to imitate the dance.
" Bananananananana Bananananananana Naaaa Naaaa."
I repeated that same verse like six times. But he didn't move. He just sat there staring at the wall with his arms crossed like a statue. His eyes didn't waver, he didn't flinch, he didn't even crack a smile. I sat back down on his bed next to him, seriously worried.
" Ne, come on Len, it was just a joke," I said sincerely. " It's not like anyone made fun of you, even though they did take pictures on their phones and you might be the most popular wallpaper in school now..."
Okay, I was not helping myself. In fact, his jaw just tightened. Well, at least he's not dead.
" Hey! You guys! Dinner's ready!" Lily yelled. Oh goody, death a la mode with a side of food poisoning.
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~Dinner~
" Hey, Len, I must say, you look sexy in this picture," Lily teased. Did I mention she bought like five?
She held it front of his face, but he didn't blink. I don't even think he was looking at it. It was the picture of Len with his school shorts on, but without the shirt. I admit...he did look sexy. I mean, he was all rigid and he didn't look none to happy. Like a dangerous kinda sexy. Wait, focus Rin.
" Lily!" I snatched the photo from her.
" Hey!" she cried. " I paid good money for that!"
I shrugged and put it in my pocket. Lily leaned across the table and whispered, " You're not gonna score points for denying everything I say. There's still the whole school to consider."
Len abruptly stood up, the chair scraping noisily against the floor.
" Excuse me," he said so coldly, it froze my heart.
He walked stiffly up the stairs, and I bounded after him. The door slammed closed before I could make it there. I pounded my fist on the door.
" Len! Len! I'm sorry okay? I'm sorry!"
" Sorry's not gonna get my picture away from those creepy fangirls is it?" he growled. I almost cried at his voice.
" What can I do to make it up to you?" I cried. " I was just playing around Len! You know me!"
There was silence.
" Len!"
" I want orange..."
Or at least that's what I thought he said, until I remebered Len liked bananas.
" What?" I asked.
The door opened and Len's blue eyes gleamed with mischief, a smirk highlighting his face.
" I want revenge."
Author's Note: Yeah...originally, this was gonna be all about Lily, but I decided to change it a bit. I mean, I pretty much summed up her reputation in the school right? Review minna-san! *does Greil Sutcliff's signature pose* (You should know what that is if you've seen Black Butler :P)