Chapter 13: Len's Revenge
Pre-Author's Note: Here lies the chapter you've all been waiting for...
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Len POV:
I was so going to get her back. I woke up extra early for this. I took Rin's school uniform and put it in Lily's room, and hung up a new outfit. Vengeance was sweet.
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~ School~
Kaito ran up to me and slung an arm casually around my shoulders.
" What's up Lucky Star boxers?"
I jerked away from his arm.
" You say that like you don't wear Tokyo Mew Mew boxers."
" Hey! Mew Mint is the cutest!"
" Really? I always thought that Mew Pudding- wait! I know what you're doing and it's not-"
The courtyard was suddenly quiet. Only a few murmurs could be heard.
" Len?" Kaito said slowly. " Why is there...well its...see for yourself?"
I turned and nearly doubled over in laughter.
" Come on Rin! I know you're stronger than that!"
" Shut it Lily! Not everyone needs to know it's me!" she yelled.
" Come on banana girl!"
Yep. You guessed it. Rin's dressed as a banana. It's not much of a revenge, but hey, she hates bananas. It's pretty good right? I strode towards her, clapping my hands mockingly.
" Bravo, Rin," I smirked.
" Please tell me this is all I have to suffer through," she pleaded, her knees buckling under Lily's weight.
" I'm not feeling merciful today Rin."
" Len! Please! I love you! Don't do this to me!"
I motioned towards the school.
" Go on banana girl, unless you wanna be late."
She glared at me and walked on, pausing every two steps.
" Hey Len..." Kaito said slowly. " That's Rin right?"
" Yeah? Why?" I asked.
" This is so going on Facebook!" Kaito pulled out his blue phone and began videotaping Rin.
" Get away from me Bakaito!" Rin yelled. She tried to claw at him while holding Lily, and slipped. Ouch.
" Get your ass off of me Lily!"
Lily stood up and dusted herself off.
" Whatever. I can walk to class faster."
Rin struggled to get up and circled her filming. Okay, I can't help but feel a little sorry for her. man, I'm way too soft. I strode to where she was and held out my hand. Her eyes teared up as she smiled.
" Aw Len-Len!"
She took my hand and pulled herself up.
" Banana love, how sweet," Kaito smirked.
" Shutup!" I snapped. I took a folded piece of paper and put in Rin's palm.
" The next stage of my revenge," I said mischieviously. " Do that at the peak of lunch. If you don't it'll be worse for you."
I watched as Rin opened the sheet of paper and gaped at me with an annoyed look on her face.
" Are you serious Len?" she groaned.
" Dead serious."
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I could barely concentrate on anything the first few hours of school. It was such a great day. Everyone was concentrated on Rin and not me. I slid in next to Neru at lunch, and ignored her hyperventilating.
" Len, where's Rin?" Teto asked.
" Oh, you'll see," I smirked.
" Okay Len, know you're mad about her public stripping of you in public, and the exposure of your...Lucky Star boxers," I glared at her suppressed giggle. " But come on, making her come to school dressed as a fruit she hates?"
I pointed to an empty table, where Rin was plugging in my iPod to a stereo. Kaito darted to our booth.
" Len! Are you trying to make me have a viral video?" he laughed. " Come on dude, call it off. This is gonna haunt poor Rin forever."
" What are you making her do?" Miku exclaimed.
Rin climbed onto the table and Kaito leaned against our table, recording the scene.
" Watch this everyone!" she yelled.
She hesitantly pressed play and Peanut Butter Jelly Time blared through the speakers. She screwed her eyes shut and began to do the dance.
" Len..." Teto shook her head. " Really? Peanut Butter Jelly Time?"
" That's what bananas are for! Besides me eating them," I said defiantly.
" Can I have your banana Len?" Neru burst.
" Neru!" Miku cried, trying not to laugh.
" Oh my God!" I feel out of our table trying to get away from her. Akita Neru had to be one of the creepiest fangirls in the school.
I became of aware of the roaring laughter and tried to concentrate on Rin. The song was almost over, and Kaito was barely able hold up his phone. Rin was face was red from embarrassment. I sighed and walk over to the table and pressed stop.
" Len?"
I grabbed her hand and led her out of the cafeteria quickly.
" Len? What's going on?" she kept asking.
I turned to face and ran a hand through her hair.
" Okay, I guess I'll give you your clothes now," I muttered. " But it kills me that I couldn't come up with anything better than this."
Rin smiled and took her clothes.
" That's because abnormally sweet people aren't good at being evil."
" Shut up," I muttered.
" I'm kidding," she laughed. " But seriously, you're not evil like me."
" Just go change banana girl."
" Thanks for the new nickname," Rin muttered.
As soon as she disappeared, Teto appeared from nowhere.
" Kasane-san?" I asked. This was awkward.
" You care a lot about Rin don't you?" she said raising her eyebrows.
" W-well yeah..." I stammered. Crap, did she find out?
" Have you noticed anything...wierd with Rui lately?" she asked.
I looked at her confused. Rei had asked me the same thing during the cultural festival.
" Well, she's gotten cute I guess," I said shrugging. " But she hasn't been around lately..."
" Exactly," Teto said nodding. " I think there's something up with those twins."
" Come on, Rei and Rui would never do something like-"
" Some guy in our PE class was mooning over who was cuter between her and Rin and she snapped a baseball bat in half. Not mentioning the abnormal strength or really weak baseball bat, don't you think that's a little odd?"
" Wait...where was I?" I asked.
" Oh, um, you guys were doing soccer or something," she said waving her hand. " but that's not the point. The point is, I need an accomplice to help me find out."
" I refuse to do anything illegal Teto!" I said quickly. " And I refuse to help you do whatever you're trying to do."
" Chill Len!" she completely ignored me. " We won't do anything illegal. We're just doing a B&E."
" A what?"
" We're just breaking into her house and searching through anything suspicious! Nothing terrible!"
This is why I never get involved with things involving Kasane Teto.
Author's Note: Sorry, it took so long guys. I hope it was a good enough revenge for you. And now we are transitioning to Rui's plan which I had put off for a long time. Review please!