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This story is AU/OOC/OTT.
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Mature readers 18+ only please.
Emmett's POV
Amar, Sahil, Jasper, and I were sitting on Bella's rooftop oasis, smoking cigarettes, and talking. We had a fun night out at the Boom Boom Room last night. Our Indian friends were great as usual and, wow, could their wives dance. I haven't been that entranced in ages. That bhangra dancing was hot—if they could teach Rose how to dance like that and convince her to put on one of those saris for me and go nuts in the bedroom for me I'd be in their debt forever.
"Jasper, what is that big long stick that your mate was holding onto last night?" Amar asked him.
"It's a stripper pole."
"What is this stripper pole?"
"Are you telling me that you've never seen strippers?" Jasper questioned Amar and Sahil.
They both shook their heads no. "Bro, we've got to change that. They can't exist for four hundred years without seeing strippers. They're a God given right to us males. We're going tonight." I insisted.
"Alright, I think we should go in a big group—that way, we can get a private room so I don't have to feel every single human male's lust."
"Fine, private room it is. We invite all of the guys."
Amar and Sahil were looking at us completely flummoxed. We told them that we were going out without the women tonight. When we went down to inform the women that we were having a men's night out, they were extremely receptive and pretty much told us to have fun and enjoy ourselves. The way they were acting, I almost thought Rose would give me a blow, but alas no—it wasn't to be.
No fair! Jasper gets blows all the time. I have to beg for them, I mean really beg. Rose just doesn't like to give them. She'll ride me, she'll let me do her doggy style, and she'll definitely let me eat her out, but when it comes to blow jobs. Nope, no dice, ever!
You know something? If I can't have regular blow jobs, I want a fucking stripper pole in our bedroom. I mean, an old fucker like me deserves a little something in the bedroom, doesn't he? Oh, and Rose doesn't know this, but that bondage kit is mine. If she thinks she's going to blindfold me, she's out of her mind. I'm dominating her for a change, damn it!
A few hours later, we had met up with all of the guys at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club on 51st Street. We had a private room to ourselves along with our own bartender. There was a stage where women would come up and perform while we chatted away discussing man stuff with each other.
"I see why you have a pole in your room Jasper." Amar commented. "Bella's not a stripper, though, is she?"
"Nah, she's just Jasper's personal stripper, that's all." Rex replied.
"She's very beautiful. I was given the honor of seeing her heavenly parts yesterday evening."
"You got to see Bella's pussy man? How?" Mike asked. "I've been wanting to at least get a visual of that since I was sixteen, you lucky fucker."
Jasper slapped a palm to his forehead.
"Hey, I got to have a little whiff of her heavenly parts at that Exotic Dancing class we took the other night." Rex stated, smugly.
"Fuck you, man! You can take the class with her, but quit sniffing my mate."
"Jasper, it's not like we don't know what her arousal smells like the way you two go at it all of the time." Edward pointed out. "You'd think that after nine years of marriage that you two fuckers would get tired of fucking."
"You want to know what's bad? Try hanging out with Amar and Sahil." I pointed at my two Indian friends. "These two fuckers have been married to their mates for centuries and they still go at it all night. What's your secret guys? I can't even get Rose to give me a blow."
"She still won't go down on you?" Garrett asked.
"No, well, she does for about a minute—then, she pops me out of her mouth and starts riding me."
"Shit, I feel bad for ya." Jasper stated. "That's never happened to me with Bella before."
"Uh, Jasper. Bella's a special case. You're married to Madam Wonder Blow." Garrett stated. "I'm married to a succubus and I don't even get it as much as you do. We all wish we could get as much oral as you do."
"I don't have a problem getting oral sex." Sahil stated. "I have one in the morning and three in the evening. Sometimes I get one in the afternoon."
We all stared at my buddy from India like he was the luckiest fucker in the world. "Correction, he's married to Madam Wonder Blow." Garrett amended his previous statement. "You're just married to Princess Sucks A Lot."
"Well, I have to say. Alice stinks at it. I mean it, too. She tries her hardest and I'm trying to teach her, but damn, she keeps gagging."
"Gagging?" We all shouted out our question at once.
"Mike, vampires don't have gag reflexes." Felix pointed out.
"Well she does." Mike sighed.
"Maybe it would help for you to ask Jasper what he did when he was married to her." Carlisle suggested.
"Jasper was married to Mike's wife?" Amar asked.
"Uh, yeah. Up until fourteen years ago. We're divorced." Jasper explained.
"So, Bella is your second wife?" Amar seemed extremely perplexed.
I took it upon myself to explain to the newcomers about our complex family dynamics. "Interesting. I've never heard of such a thing. So, Edward is Bella's ex-boyfriend, but he is now married to Amanda and Mike is now married to Alice who was married to Jasper. Mike and Bella have always been friends, though." Amar ran through my explanation out loud.
"Exactly." I confirmed.
Sahil was staring at the stripper twirling around the pole. "Jasper, I would like to purchase a pole and bring it home to India."
"I would like to do the same." Amar agreed. "Maybe two, one for the bathing chambers and one for the bedroom."
"Yeah, I want one of those too, man. Where did you get yours?"
"Char's store. They have them in stock. Em, they'll deliver and install it for an additional forty bucks in the tri-state area. Oh, and Amar, I like the idea of the pole in your bathing chambers."
Awesome. I'm picking one of those fuckers up on Monday. We left the strip joint and headed for Jasper's so we could get drunk and go swimming in his jacuzzi pool. Rose and I were staying there for the next couple of weeks anyway. Carlisle left for the Boom Boom Room a few minutes prior. I guess we didn't party hard enough for him.
When we got there, the music was blaring and we could hear the girls giggling and squealing. We walked inside and, lo and behold, our mates were drunk like sailors and dancing—with fucking male strippers. In fact, there were about twenty male strippers all dancing—some of them in nothing, but their thongs. The entire living room was wired with disco lights and some of the women were doing body shots off of the strippers.
"I love a man in uniform." Amanda slurred, doing a bodyshot off of a guy in a fireman's hat.
"Okay, bring out The Admiral!" Vicky ordered.
"The Admiral?" We all questioned.
"Oh! Fuck me! Look at this guy!" Rosie cheered. "Sush! Let's go strip his clothes off of him!"
"No! Don't do that! I want to see him take it off slowly!" Irina was ogling the dude, openly.
Some Bon Jovi song started playing and the guy started working on his jacket buttons.
"Fuck, yeah!" Tanya yelped. Amrita and Gianna were whooping beside her. Bella was just sitting on the sofa watching the scene unfold in front of her while drinking straight from a bottle of Scotch whiskey.
The Admiral noticed Bella, then, suddenly, grabbed her and started dancing with her. The music was pumping and he was grinding his hips into her. All of the strippers were dancing with our mates. Rose was dancing with some asshole wearing a red thong named Gino in a policeman's hat.
Now, you would think that we would get all jealous and upset about these freaks with padding in their thongs dancing with our wives, but, no, we were all standing together twiddling our thumbs like the stunned dumb fuckers that we were.
Alice was attempting to back her non-existent ass up into some oiled up dude in a hard hat. Meanwhile, the Admiral had recruited one of his buds in an Army uniform and they were sandwiching Bella.
"That's it! Hey! Take your fucking paws off of my Stripper Wifey!" Rex yelled grabbing Bella away and throwing her to Jasper. "The only dancer she bumps and grinds with is me, got it? Fucking amateurs!"
"Who the hell are you calling amateurs?" A few of the strippers asked.
I don't know what the fuck made me do it, but I defended Rex. "We are!"
Fortunately, the guys moved alongside me in support.
"And just who the hell are you?" The fucker named Gino asked.
"I'm Santa." I said, jutting my chest out, then, pointed to Pete. "This here is my sidekick, Yoda."
"Dancers don't have sidekicks!" The guy in the army uniform shouted.
"Yeah, well, we do!"
"I'm the Maharaja!" Amar yelled angrily and pointed to Sahil. "This is my sidekick Harem Boy."
"I don't like Harem Boy can I have a different name? Why do you always get to be the Maharaja?"
"I am the Maharaja!"
"That's not the point! The point is to be creative, Amar. How can being the Maharaja be creative if you're already the Maharaja."
Mike flanked my side. "I'm Captain Crunch!"
I was surprised when Felix moved to my other side. "I'm Skippy."
"Skippy? What kind of a stripper names himself Skippy?" Peter asked so only we could hear.
"It was my nickname when I was a sniper in the War of Northern Agression."
"Skippy?" Jasper questioned, completely flummoxed.
"Who the fuck names a sniper Skippy?" Garrett commented. "No wonder the South got their asses handed to them in the Civil War."
Felix and Jasper started growling at Garrett who simply grinned and wagged his eyebrows at them.
At this point the strippers were all howling in laughter. Bella got up and defended us. "Hey! These men might not have cool names like you fuckers, but at least they don't have to tie their shit off to maintain their erection! You probably wear padded thongs too! I bet you guys aren't even real military men."
"I hate to break it to you sweetheart, but we're professional dancers. It's all an act. Why the hell would we want to risk our lives serving in the military anyway? The world would lose all of this." Admiral Asshole chuckled pointing to himself.
"Fucking jackass cowards!" Bella scowled.
Rose found Jasper's fedora and threw it on Rex's head. "I want a strip off! You," She pointed to the Admiral versus him!" She motioned to Rex.
"No problem sweetheart, who is he?" The Admiral asked.
"That's Major Mafioso." Bella smirked at the asshole poser admiral and winked at Rex.
"No fair. How come he gets a cool stripper name?" Mike asked at vampire speed.
"He's the only real stripper here." Bella whispered.
"Exotic dancer!" Rex corrected. "How come I can't be just the Major?"
"Well, excuuuuse me! Do you happen to have a Marine uniform on hand?" Bella had her hands on her hips and was looking as scary as Rosie.
Fifteen minutes later, most of the strippers were dressed in their street clothes and the Admiral was done with his act. He had a satisfied look on his face—that is until our resident stripper Rex came out onto the floor. Every single one of us could smell our mates' arousals as he seductively removed his clothes to Nine Inch Nail's Closer. They were completely entranced by our incubus stripper. Heck! I was getting turned on and I'm a dude.
Rosie was licking her lips as if Rex were something to eat. Most of the women and even the strippers looked like they wanted to rip his clothes off and have their way with him. Gianna started speaking something sexy sounding in Italian. We all looked at her because that shit was hot. Tanya, then, started uttering words to him in Italian. It was no way near the same effect. Rex got a perplexed expression on his face as he danced.
"No! Rex don't think! Tanya stop speaking Italian! Someone shut Tanya up!" Bella yelled.
Katie clasped a hand over Tanya's mouth. He still looked like he was thinking hard. He stopped dead in his tracks, suddenly, put his fingers under his chin and looked pensive.
"Get the fuck out there and dance with him. No poser military dude is gonna disrespect a Whitlock and a real soldier." Jasper shoved Bella towards Rex. "Marine Sergeant Major Whitlock, I'm ordering you to get your shit together now!"
Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting that Rex is a Whitlock and sired by Jasper as well. I wonder if Jasper's venom has a special added ingredient that gives any vampire he creates a turbo boost to their sex drive cause when you think about it Peter, Char, Rex, and Bella are four of the horniest motherfuckers on this planet. Let's not even talk about their insatiable creator. Jasper's got to have a twenty-four hour boner the way he walks around projecting lust.
"What?" Bella looked desperately towards Jasper.
"Dance for me, Bella. That's an order." Bella turned into an automatic puddle of goo at Jasper's command. She turned around, looked seductively into Rex's eyes and started bringing him back to his task. Why Bella had to do it, I had no idea, but hot damn, she can dance.
Fucking hell! Those two really move well together. He's barely touching her, but they look like they were fucking.
"Alright, anyone else feel like climbing on top of Bella and making her scream in ecstasy?" Edward whispered. "My dick's hard and I'm about to cum in my pants."
"Shut the fuck up, Edward, I don't want to get a boner watching my sister. Fuck is that move even legal?" I asked.
"Oh, man, all of my Bella Swan fantasies are coming true right now. It'd be even better if it were Rose dancing with Bella instead of Rex, though." Mike commented.
"Yeah..." I mused...what did the little prick say? "Fucker!" I yelled. "Get your filthy mind off of my mate!"
"Uh-huh...tell me that the idea of those two together doesn't get your dick hard. You and Jasper are lucky, you know, you're mated to the two hottest members of the female species in existence. My mate looks like she had her tits and ass planed off of her."
"I'm hard already." Sahil said. "I have a better one for you, though. Rose, Bella, Amrita, and Sushmita frolicking naked in a lake. The sun is shining down and they're all massaging each other. Suddenly a giant tiger appears and they each rush to feed off of it together, completely in the nude. By the time they're done feeding, they're ready for us, pussies glistening in the sun and dripping with passion."
"Oh, I like that one." Garrett agreed. "Can we add my Katie to the mix too?"
"Sure, why not. Your Katie is beautiful. I like her breasts—not too big, not too small, just the right size to place my hands under so I can still play with her nipples."
"Sahil, you jerk, you aren't helping. I'm trying to keep my dick from getting hard!" I chastised.
"Why would you want to do that. As male vampires, we were blessed with the gift of having constantly erect penises. Look at all of the beautiful women surrounding us." Amar said. "No offense, Garrett, but I prefer a little more bounty in the breasts. I think Charlotte has the right size. Peter, you must enjoy it when she bounces up and down on top of you."
"Yeah, it's even better when you have her reverse cowgirl style in front of a mirror. That's why we have mirrored walls and ceilings in our bedroom."
"I like that idea. Maybe I'll install mirrors into our bedroom. May I see your bedroom someday?" Amar asked.
"Sure, come on over. We're hosting a party for you folks anyway." Pete said.
Fuck, I think we're a really bad influence on our Indian friends. Well, they always were pretty open about sex, though, but stripper poles and mirrored walls and ceilings? Sheesh.
"Stripper Wifey, you have to take your clothes off." Rex whispered to Bella.
"Fuck no! I'm just here trying to get you back into the game. Do you want that poser stripper in a fake Navy uniform one-upping you? Get it together!"
"Alright, let's try that move we learned in class the other night."
Before we knew it, Rex had Bella in some contorted upside-down position that was oddly erotic. Her legs were in a wide V and her pussy was shoved up underneath her nose. He took a deep whiff of her scent, flipped her onto her hands and knees, spanked her ass, and sent her off crawling to Jasper who promptly placed her on his lap and started nuzzling her. Correction, the fucker was scenting her—in public.
Now, everyone in the room was completely entranced with Rex the Sex. Stripper Major was back and in his groove. As the song changed to a faster paced one, all of the male strippers except for Admiral Asshole were dancing alongside him and the women were all screaming and ready to rip their clothes off.
"Now would be a good time for us to dance with our mates." Laurent suggested, as he went up, grabbed Irina, and started dancing with her.
Riley grabbed Vicky who threw herself on top of him. The two of them were making out like animals on the sofa. They were both pretty drunk, though. The male strippers all left about a half an hour later taking a dejected Admiral Asshole with them. The rest of us just kept dancing in the living room.
One by one, we each settled down and started talking. We were all pretty drunk and no one was driving anywhere. We talked about the evening and what we had all been up to. Apparently, it was Rose and Bella's idea to have strippers make a house call for the girls' night in they had planned. They called the rest of the women and invited them over. Esme had declined, stating that she was working on a big project for work.
"Hey, where are Jasper and Bella?" Rex asked.
"They disappeared after your act. They're probably fucking." Amanda noted. She had come so far. She's mature, well-spoken, and loves Edward with her entire heart. It took all of us to bring her to this point—Bella and Peter, especially. They gave her the tools to learn and change. I remember how we all hated her when she was human, then how she was a blank slate after her change. She still had absolutely no memory of her human life and it's probably a good thing, too. A couple of years ago, we became worried that she'd have a sudden jolt of memory when her father was plastered all over the local and national news. He had been indicted on a battery of charges including 13 separate fraud and conspiracy charges and four counts of tax evasion. After a lengthy trial, he was found guilty on all charges and sentenced to three separate forty-five year sentences at a federal prison camp-making him eligible for parole in roughly eighteen months.
It was found, during the trial that Pastor and Mrs. Paine had been engaged in extramarital affairs throughout their thirty year union. Mrs. Paine admitted that she wasn't sure who the father of her, now deceased, daughter Amanda was. Apparently, she had been seeing three different men around the time of her conception. Pastor and Mrs. Paine are now divorced and she has moved to Nevada where she runs a legal brothel outside of Reno. Her business is booming—and we now know who Amanda inherited her keen sense of business from.
"You know, it's a good thing that tomorrow is Sunday and none of us have work. You guys don't mind if we don't have family karate tomorrow, do you? I kind of want to take it easy." Laurent commented.
"We could definitely all use a break." Tanya said. "What a week! The store was nuts,"
From upstairs, we suddenly heard Bella speaking. "Can I taste you, babe? I just want to taste your big cock on my tongue."
Geez! How many blows does the guy get per day? Lucky fucker!
"Sounds like Maharani Sucks A Lot is at it again." Amar commented.
"Fuck! That feels so good. Shit! Work that tip, baby." Japser moaned. "Put your shield down, Bella. I want you to feel what I'm feeling."
We all chuckled when we heard that, then, abruptly stopped and stared at each other. Alice's eyes widened, so did Peter's.
"Oh good God!" Alice shrieked. "He's gonna project."
Just then, we were all overcome by an intense surge of lust.
"Grab your mates and find a room before we have a wild orgy in the living room and start fucking each other. This shit's gonna spiral out of control in ten seconds!" Peter commanded.
"Fuck!" We all yelled! Everyone grabbed their mates and there was a mass exodus going up the stairs from the living room. We could hear Riley ripping Vicky's clothes off as we were leaving. They opted to stay on the sofa.
I threw Rose on the bed and ripped her clothes off. Thank the gods in heaven because Rosie, for once, got down on her knees and let me plunge my aching length straight into her mouth. "Thank you, Jasper," was my final thought as I let the euphoria take over my body.
Jasper's POV
"I love you, baby." I purred in my mate's ear as I scented her beautiful body. It was about noon on Sunday and we had just bathed together after a wild night of sex. Bella even gave me a bonus blow job while we were showering just now.
"Mmm...I love you, too." She breathed. "Last night was incredible Mr. Whitlock."
"This morning was even better, Mrs. Whitlock."
I was rubbing her clit as I worked my scent onto her body. She was quickly succumbing to my continued assault on her nub. Just as she was about to cum, I attached my mouth to her folds and let her core vibrate against my tongue. I lapped up her juices and worked my way back up her body and kissed her passionately. I snuggled Bella into my chest and cuddled with her, gently stroking the area on her neck where I unabashedly mark her as mine time and time again.
A few minutes later, there was a knock on our door. I secured Bella to my body, covered us up with our comforter, and called out, "Come in." A horde of our family members clad in towels led by Amanda and Edward came trooping into our room.
"We need clothes." Edward said, simply and the group started raiding our wardrobe.
After a few minutes, they left. Our wardrobe was considerably depleted.
"I'm taking these, Belly Mama." Amanda stated to Bella, pointing to the armload of clothes she held. "You're not getting them back either, I like them."
Bella scratched her head, then shrugged her shoulders. "Sure, okay."
Amanda shut the door soundly and left.
"Maybe we should get dressed." I suggested. "I think you're gonna have to go shopping for more clothes, baby. Amanda cleaned you out again, you have maybe three outfits left. Actually, it looks like she cleaned my wardrobe out, too."
Bella groaned. She still hates shopping. I, for one, encouraged Amanda to clean out Bella's wardrobe at least twice a year. It was our little secret and Amanda was a willing participant.
Bella threw on a pair of white daisy dukes and a black tank top. The top showcased her magnificent breasts perfectly and with her hair pulled up in a messy ponytail, my mark was clearly visible for everyone to see. Fuck me, my dick's getting hard again. Will it down Major. Will it down.
"Ooh, Mike, I love what you do to my pussy with your tongue." I heard Alice giggle from another room.
Yep, that worked. My dick shriveled up instantly. Shit! Now I have the heebie-jeebies though. Bella must have sensed that because she turned around and gave me a hug. I spanked her sexy ass as we made our way downstairs. On the way, I threw some lust towards the room where Mike and Alice were to give them a helping hand. Why is there a chunk of our staircase missing?
"Ahem!" Garrett cleared his throat needlessly to get my attention. "I'd like a room assignment next time we come here and you decide to project Jasper. Katie and I spent the entire night fucking on the staircase between the second and third floor—there are only so many positions you can try out. By the way, we destroyed your banister and a couple of the steps have to be replaced—you had a few strong projections there Major. I'll do the repair work, it's best you don't touch any tools."
Laurent, then piped in. "Irina and I have decided that we'd like a tree just like the one in your jacuzzi room for Christmas this year—just so you know."
"Wow, I must have gone crazy with the lust projection. I just can't seem to control that when I'm around Bella. Sorry guys."
"Why the hell are you apologizing, Jasper? I liked it. In fact, I wish I can bottle it up and take it home with me." Victoria said, supportively.
"Yeah, we don't mind lust projection on a Saturday night—especially since none of us have work on Sundays." Pete said. "Hey, where are Sahil and Sushmita and Mike and Alice?"
"Sahil and Sushmita fuck a lot so get used to it. As for Mike and Alice, I heard them going at it on our way downstairs."
"At first, I thought she was a eunuch," Amar commented, "then I realized she was a small boy-like woman. She has no outwardly visible womanly parts. You were really married to her, Jasper?"
I looked around the room and saw everyone trying to be polite and holding in their laughter. Bella was sitting on Laurent's lap and she had her face buried in his chest trying to stop herself from bursting out in laughter. Irina was clutching onto him too. Suddenly, Laurent fell backwards, taking the chair, Irina, and Bella along with him. He did a somersault, got up, picked up the two most important women in his life, and high-tailed it to the kitchen where we could hear the three of them laughing.
"Uh, yes." I answered Amar.
"I never realized that you had such odd fetishes."
"Yes, but he recovered when he met Maharani Sucks A Lot." Edward answered for me.
That did it, everyone started hooting and hollering in laughter. I'm glad I sent Alice and Mike that extra burst of lust because they were upstairs fucking each other seemingly oblivious to our conversation downstairs.
"Who's Maharani Sucks A Lot?" Bella came out of the kitchen and asked curiously.
"That would be you." Edward explained. "Garrett named you Princess Sucks A Lot and Amar gave you an upgrade and made you Maharani Sucks A Lot. Sushmita is Madam Wonder Blow because she does it more than you."
Glad I didn't have to explain that. Just then, Sahil and Sushmita came down the stairs looking fully sated. "Explain the meaning of Madam Wonder Blow, I don't understand the name."
Sahil was standing next to Sushmita shaking his head "no" wildly.
When the women, with the notable exception of Bella, Char, Gianna, Rose, and Tanya, all stood up and gave us evil glares. We all turned our faces towards Emmett who first brought the conversation of blow jobs up.
"Why are you looking at me? Garrett named them!" Emmett accused.
"Ouch! Katie, please don't shock me like that. It hurts!" Garrett was yelping as he tried to extract himself from his wife's grasp.
"That was absolutely crude. How could you give such degrading nicknames to Bella and our new friend Sushmita?" Katie demanded.
Garrett, who by now, was in a considerably weakened state after repeated shocks to his system pointed to Sahil. "He's the one that bragged about the four to five blow jobs he gets a day!"
Sushmita's jaw dropped, then she turned to her mate with a look that rivaled one of an angry tiger on a really bad day. She pierced Sahil with pitch black eyes, dragged him over to Katie by his hair, and ordered, "Make him feel pain!"
"Would you like for me to give him a master's bite?" Vicky asked casually like it was nothing at all. Now, fuck me, that's going a little overboard. I was prepared to run interference if she tried that. My female second in command is a little psycho, I think.
Sahil tried to run, but with Katie, Sush, and Amrita all holding him down—it was to no avail. After the poor dude was sufficiently shocked, he slumped up against the sofa next to Garrett.
"Tell them the truth—you lying bragger. Tell them!" Sushmita commanded.
Sahil sighed. "My mate hates oral sex. I'm lucky to get it once a year."
The women all turned to Bella with their hands on their hips.
"Bella! Don't you feel degraded by your nickname at all?" A furious Irina asked.
"Why? I like sucking on Jasper's cock. They're just joking around anyway."
I wagged my eyebrows at my mate. The women stared dumbfounded at Bella and just shook their heads in disbelief while the men furiously tried to wipe the grins off of their faces. Fuck me if I ain't the luckiest guy in the world.
"I don't see what the rest of you are all getting bent out of shape about. It's not like you girls don't kiss and tell when we all get together." Tanya said, smugly. "What did you think the guys talk about whenever they go out? Baseball scores and fishing tips?"
"Our sex lives should be private and we don't give nicknames to our men!" Amanda argued. "Besides, we don't spread lies like Sahil did."
"They are merely men. Their brains reside in their penises. That's what controls their every action, what more can you expect from them?"
Well, that was mean of Gianna. We can think of other stuff besides sex. God damn, my mate looks hot in that top. I wonder if she'd let me pour some Jack Daniels in her cleavage and let me lick it off of her. Better yet, maybe we could do a little titty fucking tonight.
"Hey! We can think of stuff other than sex!" Edward argued.
"Yeah, like what?"
Edward was pensive. He, then, started ogling Bella's tits. Fucker! "Um...um...I really like your tank top Bella. It looks good on you. Clothes! We think about clothes!" Edward replied, suddenly.
"Uh-huh, and we think about work!" Riley said.
"And when you're at work, dear brother, who do you think about coming home to?" Bella asked.
"You know, this is all Jasper's fault! If he hadn't projected his lust, we wouldn't be having this fucking discussion."
What the fuck is Riley talking about? I need to jump into this conversation now. "Hey! You were the one that was pretty much mauling your mate on the sofa the entire night. I felt everyone's lust, you know. Whose bright idea was it to invite male strippers to the house anyway?"
The women all turned to Rose and Bella and pointed to them. They smiled smugly at us.
"Male strippers are fun." Rose said. "Besides, Bella owed me. We left Las Vegas without seeing strippers."
"Sis, we can go to Vegas and see all the strippers you want, whenever you want. In fact, we'll take Claude along with us next time." Bella smiled excitedly at Rose. "They're a God given right to us women."
Well now my mate sounds just like Emmett. Geez!
"Well, Bella, I'd like to thank you for a wonderful evening." Amrita said. "It's the first time I've ever encountered so much male nudity in one room."
The rest of the women all thanked Bella and she smiled. "No worries."
I guess I paid for those asshole male strippers. At least Bella's spending money now, can't complain about that.
Six days later...
We were staying in Fayetteville, West Virginia for the weekend at a deluxe 5000 square foot luxury log cabin that sleeps twenty-five. I'd been running around taking photos of the place all day because I planned on building one of these fuckers one day. The house had an indoor jacuzzi, outdoor hot tub, game room with a pool table, fuck...it had everything we needed plus a fuckton of bedrooms. Of course, some people had to double up, but we were vampires and didn't need to sleep. I needed to make love to my mate, however, so I decided to fund the whole weekend myself so Bella and I could have the master suite with our own personal bathroom to ourselves for the weekend. Everyone else could fight over rooms—I didn't give a shit. They could also go fuck in the forest because the cabin was situated on the boundary of New River Gorge National Park. Huh...I think Gianna was right, maybe men do make decisions based on sex.
We had arrived here last night. Alice saw that the weather would be overcast, but not raining the entire weekend in West Virginia so we decided to take advantage of her forecast. Everyone with businesses had shut down for the weekend and Riley was able to get the weekend off from the hospital. Alice called in sick to Walmart which was a rarity because she's never missed a day of work. Even Carlisle and Esme were here—of course, they weren't talking to each other, but they were on the same vacation. That's progress, isn't it? Today, we were whitewater rafting on the Upper Gauley river. Later, the guys and I had an epic paintball match planned.
"Hey, baby, are you ready?" I called to my wife.
"Yep, I just need to throw a tank top on." She walked out of the bathroom looking all sexy in her shorts and a bikini top. Oh fuck, my dick's all hard now. I stalked up to my mate and licked my mark.
Bella took in a sharp breath. "Jasper, I want to, but we have to meet our guides by the river in a few minutes."
"Later then. Just kiss me for now." Bella reached up to kiss me while I fondled her tits over her bikini top a bit.
"Enough, Jasper. You're getting me all horny."
"That's the point." I threw a tight, white tank top on my mate, kissed my mark again, and whispered "mine" in her ear.
"Yours, only yours."
A few minutes later, we were at the meeting site. Our guides were Kristy and Tucker. They went over a few safety rules and then started passing out life vests.
"Now, we need to split up into two groups." Tucker announced with his thick southern drawl.
"Oh, fuck me, that accent is just making me all wet." Vicky whispered.
"No shit." Tanya agreed. "Check out the body on him."
"Is that eye-candy?" Amrita asked.
"Yeah, that eye-candy." Katie whispered back, practically drooling venom from her mouth.
"Uh, no, that's motherfucking sex on legs."
"Hey!" I chastised my wife who simply smirked and blew a kiss at me. "Woman, you just wait until tonight, I'll fucking show you sex on legs!"
"Can't wait." She smiled. "How about the women go with Tucker and the men go with Kristy. I'll sit up front."
"Me too." Gianna volunteered. Felix scowled at her and muttered something in Italian to her. She purred back something to him in Italian. Hmm...I think Rex has a point—that does sound sexy.
Tucker looked like he was in heaven as he scanned the group of the hottest women on the planet. Then, he took a look at Alice. "Excuse me, son, how old are you? The minimum age for rafting is fifteen."
"I am not a boy!" Alice seethed. "I'm a married woman!"
"Uh, sorry 'bout that, ma'am." Tucker tipped his head remorsefully.
"And a good southern boy he is, too." Char acknowledged. "He knows when an apology is due."
So, it ended up that the women went on one raft with Tucker while we went with Kristy. Poor thing. She normally would probably be considered hot, but surrounded by our women, she was just plain looking. Alice ended up coming along with us because she was so insulted by the fact that Tucker thought she was a boy.
A few hours later, we were done with rafting and were back in the cabin getting ready for our epic paint ball war. This time, I was smart and had my mate secure a bandana on my head. Carlisle and Rex went a step further and threw shower caps on their heads.
"You look like fucking cafeteria ladies."
"Isabella, language!"
"Sorry, Esme." Bella apologized with a roll of her eyes.
"Okay, so we'll see you ladies back here in a few hours. Baby, don't forget to pick up the cases of liquor when y'all go out shopping." I kissed Bella on the lips goodbye as I left. I've been purposely keeping my southern drawl thick today because there was no way in fucking hell that I was going to be bested by some whitewater rafting guide. I noticed that those of us from the south had reverted to our roots, accent wise—even Emmett who generally kept his in check.
It was decided that we'd split up into teams. Rex, Garrett, Carlisle, Amar, Edward, and Laurent comprised one team. Riley, Mike, Emmett, Felix, Sahil, Peter, and I made up the other team. We got the extra man because, according to Rex and Garrett, their skills alone were enough to make mincemeat out of us.
The two teams met to discuss plans far enough away so there was no eavesdropping. Mike reached into a bag and handed us each an aerosol can. "Spray this stuff on you. It's called Scent Away. Hunters use this stuff to eliminate their scents. I tried it out the other day and had Alice sniff me, she couldn't detect me for about four hours. I had to use the whole can, though. We've been secretly spraying Amanda's clothes too. Have you noticed that her scent isn't as strong anymore?"
"Come to think of it, yes. Oh, this should throw them off good. They'll be relying on finding us by scent." I stated. "Okay, is everyone good on firing a paintball rifle?"
They all nodded. "We work in pairs. Sahil is with Emmett. Mike is with Riley. Peter, you're with me and Felix will be working solo and taking everyone out from an undisclosed location."
I made sure I paired an experienced marksman with one that wasn't. We actually had a better team. Mike used to hunt with his father and so did Riley with his stepfather as a human. Emmett and Peter both grew up around guns, so, out of everyone, Sahil was the only one with only a little firearm experience. We also had Sniper Skippy, erm Felix I mean, who was a phenomenal shot. I took him and Sahil with me to the Westside Rifle and Pistol Range so I could get Sahil used to the feel of a gun. While I was teaching Sahil, Felix was next to me with a long range assault rifle hitting the bullseye every single time. The guy was a stellar marksman, I could see why they made him a sniper.
"Alright, fan out. You each know who your targets are." I instructed. "If you're still alive, meet at the rendezvous point in an hour."
An hour later, Peter and I were still standing. Riley and Mike walked up to us.
"Emmett was taken out by Garrett and Laurent got Sahil." Riley said. "I got Edward, though and Emmett said he took out Carlisle. Watch out because Laurent's a stealthy fucker."
Suddenly, we saw Felix running towards us at vampire speed, "Disperse! Disperse! Yankee fighters approaching from the northeast."
"Fuck! We're being ambushed!" The five of us started running and firing at the same time. I saw Riley go down, then Pete.
I hopped behind a thick oak tree for coverage. "You can't hide from us forever Major." Rex snickered.
Maybe I shouldn't have changed the little shit. I mean, the fucker can't even think and strip at the same time. Alright, keep your head in the game Major, you're on a mission.
I saw Mike out of the corner of my eye running out into the clearing where Rex was standing and firing his rifle. Rex was too quick for him, Mike was down in a snap. At the same moment, I heard two simultaneous shots ring out. I peered on the side of the tree and I saw that Rex and Laurent were both taken out.
"Fuck!" I heard Rex complain. It wasn't me so I knew it was my stealthy, southern sniper Skippy that had downed them.
Felix hopped down off of the tree I was hiding behind. "Only the Yankee sympathizer left, Major."
Felix and I ran through the woods trying to scent out Garrett. We went in opposite directions when we heard a slight rustling in the bushes. I sprung onto a tree branch just as Garrett traipsed by with his rifle at the ready. I heard a shot rent the air in the distance. It was a divergence shot by Felix. Garrett looked wildly around him looking for the source of the shot. I took advantage of the fucker's momentary lapse of attention, jumped from the branch, and dispatched my target with a single paintball bullet to the chest. "Gotcha."
"Fuck it all to hell!" Garrett yelled as he got to his feet. "I can't even say you cheated because you got me fair and square."
"Come on old man. Let's get back to the cabin and I'll pour you a drink." I said.
"I'm just glad it was you that took me out instead of Rex. At least I know that you served in a real war."
Felix soon joined us and we had a good chuckle discussing the modern military. We met up with the others and strolled back to the cabin to meet up with our mates. We had a night of drinks and relaxation planned after a day of activity.
Esme's POV
Ugh. I can't even stand the sight of him anymore. I came on this weekend getaway to spend time with the kids then HE had the nerve to show up. By HE, I mean my bastard, cheating husband Carlisle. I don't know what happened or where we went wrong, but I knew that I just didn't feel a thing for him anymore—nothing.
The kids have been worried about us, I know. Jasper, Riley, Emmett, and Alice are constantly asking how I was holding up. I'm doing fine without him—that's the frightening part. I'm not fine this weekend because the immature, self-centered cheat is here.
Carlisle and I met face to face at his new bachelor pad and had a long discussion. It came out during the discussion that he—according to him, "almost cheated on me, but was stopped before he took the plunge." Carlisle claimed that he only "made out" with a couple of girls. I told him that most husbands don't just "make out" with girls—that I considered that cheating. I then asked him how he would feel if one of our daughters' husbands decided to "make out" with some floosie. He, of course, said he would find a way to kill Jasper or Emmett if that ever happened.
That led to a discussion of children. Carlisle no longer wanted to play the role of a father. He said that he felt as if he was forced into the role by Edward's rebelliousness in his early years, then later with Alice. He no longer felt like a father to any of our children except for his precious Rose and his perfect Bella. Ironically, those were the only two children with whom I felt my maternal bond slipping away. It's not that I don't like them because I do, in fact, I love them very much. It's just that neither of them really needed me because they were always so independent. I do still feel a very strong bond with Emmett and Jasper though. Rose and Bella were more like my daughters-in-law.
Thinking about my relationship with Rose and Bella gave me a little more empathy for where Carlisle was coming from. Some people are not meant to be parents. Carlisle took on the parenting role reluctantly, but forced himself to enjoy it for my sake. When Carlisle and I got married in 1921, it was the second marriage for me. I was ready to start a family and be a mother, having lost my own son. Carlisle came ready made with an unruly Edward for a son. Later, he brought Rose, then Emmett into the fold. Rose didn't really need a mother—what she wanted the most was to be a mother. Emmett, on the other hand, was so mischievous that he needed a mother just to keep him from doing something stupid. Later, Alice and Jasper came on their own. Jasper and I were close from the beginning. He needed the caring arms of a mother because his vampire past was so horrific. Alice, of course, was much like Edward and needed a firm hand to raise her. I failed at Alice and Edward because I spoiled them too much. It was only recently, after we put some hard limits on them, that they finally came into their own.
My new kids, of course, were very different. My Riley was absolutely perfect—he was intelligent, hard-working, and had a truly caring heart. We all went to him for counseling at one time or another. Victoria, like Jasper, needed the caring arms of her mother because of her painful past. Charlotte was loving and childlike and often needed advice to stay on her best behavior—okay, as best as Char could behave. Peter was wise and caring. He was a bit insecure and needed to know that my love for him as a mother was eternal.
Then there were Laurent, Irina, Mike, and Amanda. I never quite felt as if they were my children, per se. Irina and Laurent would always be my niece and nephew and Mike and Amanda would be my son-in-law and daughter-in-law. Ironically, I felt closer to those four than I did to Rose and Bella at this point.
Something had to change, that much was for sure. Either I had to give into Carlisle's demands or he had to give into mine. There was no grey area or happy center where we could meet. Our demands were too different. He wanted to form a more brotherly relationship with my kids except for with Rose and Bella for God's sake—they would always be his little girls. I wanted to keep all of my children as my children, even Rose and Bella.
The infidelity was another issue that we'd have to tackle, but that actually took second place to the fact that he quite simply did not want to be a father to his children. That bothered me more than anything. Okay, I'll admit that with our newer children—from Riley on, it was my idea to bring them into the family as our kids. I actually had to talk Carlisle into it. He wanted Bella and Bella alone, but when it became apparent that she was Jasper's mate and she wasn't making a move without her half-brother, Carlisle reluctantly agreed. Unfortunately, it was around that time that Edward and Alice came home too. Our family suddenly grew by leaps and bounds. To be honest, if it weren't for Riley, we wouldn't have Edward and Alice back and mentally and emotionally stable.
Bella, who Carlisle wanted living with us in the first place, never really fully moved in with us. She was happy living independently with Jasper. So, it didn't surprise me one bit that when Carlisle moved out, he moved within walking distance to his daughter. Another plus for Carlisle—wherever Bella is, Rose is bound to be. Now, I was kind of upset because I wanted Jasper and Emmett living with us, but Rose and Bella insisted on living away from the family. They don't even live together, preferring privacy and independence over family togetherness, I just couldn't understand that. Why wouldn't anyone not want to live with their mommies?
As I sat in the living room with everyone, I noticed that both Charlotte and Sushmita kept looking between me and Carlisle. It was odd. Sushmita had a poker face while she scanned us while Charlotte had a distressed and worried expression on her face. The ever observant Bella noticed Charlotte's distress and put her arm around her. Charlotte cuddled into Bella and allowed herself to be held. I saw Peter observing Bella and his mate with a look of pride on his face. Ever since he found out that Bella and Riley are his great-grandchildren, he's put extra attention into making sure his family members got along well.
A couple of minutes later, Bella and Char took off on a hunt with Sushmita and Rose on their heels. I wonder what's going on? I wonder if Charlotte saw something with her gift. Oh well, I'll find out soon enough, I'm sure. I walked out to the back deck to take in the view and be alone for a bit.
"Mom, how are you doing?" Jasper joined me on the deck.
"I'm fine, Jasper. This is the fourth time you've asked me.
"I'm sorry, I keep getting a myriad of emotions off of you. Everything from anger to jealousy to distress to contentment. The last one was curiosity, but I'm curious myself as to why Char, Bella, Rose, and Sushmita would take off. We'll find out eventually, I'm sure."
"Jasper, you're such a good son. I was just thinking about my situation with Carlisle. I know that we have to work on it, but I just don't feel like it at this point. He's happy living his own life anyway. What's it like having him live so close to you?"
"Ha ha, that's a loaded question, mom. I'm not answering it. He calls or sees Bella almost everyday for one thing or another so you'll have to ask her. Those two have always gotten along, you know that. He, Rex, and Bella are signed up for a one week class called Bartending For Fun next week."
"You know, I have another question for you. Don't you get upset at the amount of time Rex and Bella spend together? They're always taking a class or hanging out in the Village or something." I asked. I, personally, thought there was something fishy going on between them.
"Not at all. The only emotions I get off of them is a very close sibling relationship. They have a lot of common interests and they both like taking off-the-wall classes to keep themselves from getting bored. You have to remember that they're both still young in both human and vampire years. It's funny, I was really jealous at first, but now I see that they really are just having fun together. Don't forget that Rex and I do a lot of things together, too."
"Does Tanya get upset?"
"No, she doesn't. T actually encourages it because if Rex becomes bored then he starts to brood around her."
"Jasper, you have such an interesting way of looking at things. By the way, I really like your friends from India—they're very nice."
"Yeah, we like them too. I'm glad that Rose and Bella ran into Amar. We would have never met them otherwise. Heck, for all Em and I know, those two might still be nomads if it weren't for Amar taking them back to his palace. They were enjoying the taste of tiger so much that they were feeding everyday just for enjoyment."
"Can I ask you a question, dear?"
"Yes, of course." Jasper responded.
"Is it true that Bella and Rose share a meal from time to time?"
"They do. They have a sisterly bond that's as strong as a mating bond. Amrita and Sushmita have a bond like that, too. When Rose ran from Emmett this summer, Bella felt the pain in her chest. Speaking of which, how are you holding up? You must feel pain from having Carlisle so far from you."
"Oh, Jasper! That's the thing, I feel nothing—absolutely nothing."
Jasper turned to look at me, slack jawed and in complete bewilderment. "What do you mean when you say that you feel nothing?"
"That's exactly it, nothing. No pain, no sadness, maybe a little anger, no love—nothing. The thing is, I could care less. Tell me, you were once in love with Alice, what was it like when you realized that your relationship was falling apart?"
"Exactly how you're feeling. One moment I was in love and the next moment, I didn't care what happened. It got to the point where I couldn't stand the sight of her or the sound of her voice. I had nothing left in my heart for her anymore." Jasper sighed. "The thing is, mom, you and Carlisle are mates. Alice and I never were."
"I know, but still—I don't feel a thing for him anymore. A couple of weeks ago, the mating pull was dull, but still there—now, I don't feel anything. I don't feel tied to him. Isn't that strange?"
Jasper pulled me into his strong arms. "Whatever happens, mom, I'm here for you. We'll get through this together. I promise."
I felt secure with the knowledge that Jasper would be there for me. I mustered up all of the gratitude that I could muster up for him. He, in return, filled me with feelings of peace and contentment. I allowed myself to bask in them, secure in the knowledge that, even if I couldn't get through the chaos of my marriage, I would always have the unconditional love of my children.
So, now we know a bit more about Rex and Bella's relationship and why Jasper doesn't really become jealous. Our friends from India seem to be having a great time. I hope that our favorite vampire family isn't too bad of an influence. Esme, Esme, Esme-hmm...what did you think about her point of view? I can't wait to hear from you all and I promise to reply. XOXO