Remember in my authors note of Bluestars Insanity how I mentioned another story? Yeah, well, this is it.

Chapter One

In StarClan, it was night. The moon had fallen over the pool, leaving it devoid of life, except for the two cats arguing loudly next to the pool.

"Accept your destiny."

"No."

"Accept. Your. Destiny."

"No."

"ACCEPT YOUR DESTINYYYYYY!"

"...no."

The younger cat was refusing to do what the older one (Rock wanted) and this made Rock angsty and sad, or at least more than usual.

"Just do it!" Rock cried.

"Nooooooo!" the second cat wailed. "I! Don't! Wanna! Do! It!"

She fell on the ground and hit it with her paws. Rock swore and quickly zapped her to earth, and the Clans.

She hit the ground right in front of the Gathering, just as ShadowClan was about to make a speech.

They all stared starily.

"WHO ARE YOU?" Blackstar screamed, jumping down from the tree, and nearly breaking his leg, but he didn't, because that wouldn't have been manly.

"I'm, uh, Moonpaw!" Moonpaw told him, trying to ignore the smell of MANLINESS.

"Are you from StarClan?" Leafpool asked, pushing Blackstar out of the way.

"Y... Yeannnooohhhhuuhh..." she muttered, trying to avoid the question.

"Accept your destiny." she heard Rock say in the wind.

"Sure!" she heard herself saying. "And StarClan says you have to follow me!"

Thunder and lightning crackled when she said that and the Clans backed up.

The Shattered Moon shall unite the Clans and destroy them, the harbinger of doom for what is to come, but only the Fallen Stars can help them in their destruction.

"Are you sure?" Jayfeather asked nervously. "I mean, surely StarClan wouldn't send an apprentice to do their bidding? I, I mean, come on, guys? G-guys?"

"StarClan has a gift for you," Moonpaw announced. "And Jayfeather shall be the first to receive it."

Jayfeather was shoved forwards by the other cats until he was next to Moonpaw.

"Eat this," she told him, giving him a berry, which he ate.

"SPARKLES!" he screamed. "THIS IS GOOOOOOOD!"

The other Clans, bewitched already, crowded forwards to get theirs. Rock was watching it.

Falling under her spell is the first of nine to come.

StarClan watched too, powerless to stop.

They will be bewitched by the laughter and fun, until it turns to dark when the Broken Star comes.

Moonpaw was beginning to understand now, it wasn't so bad.

She starts unwilling then goes into her role.

Her red eyes, the Mark of No Soul.

Moonpaw was a silver she-cat with leaf-green eyes, but for a second, amidst the now insane Clanmates, they flashed with red light.

And after this, between the Stars and the Fallen, war shall come with the Shattered Moon in the middle.

If you wondering what this is, well it's a Warriors parody but with a huge prophecy fortelling doom in it. And StarClan is powerless to help.

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Yeah, what she said.